Open wide the gates inspire jail inmates and readers
An old anthem is urged to inspire inmates while urging reading more books. A satire notes people seek ways to get a million dollars without work. Prizes for roses and climbers at a show. Warnings about locusts and license campaigns for dogs.
Power in Government Speaker Burns Remembered
The speaker of the House, Joseph W. Burns, is celebrated as a powerful figure who shaped rules and committees. His rise from tobacco field worker to college and law school graduate is highlighted along with his loyalty, harmonizing impulses, and influential leadership.
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Joseph W. Burns
House
Overcoming Handicaps Noted Among Great Leaders and Writers
An anonymous writer cites figures famed for achievement and notes their impairments. Demosithenes stuttered in youth, Caesar Napoleon epil..., Mohammed founded a major religion. Alfred the Great had disease, Carlyle dyseptic, Byron club foot, Keats tuberculosis, Milton blindness, Pope a humpback.
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Julius Caesar
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Mohammed
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Notable Figures Who Overcame Physical Handicaps
The piece notes historic figures Darwin Beethoven Steinmetz Keller and others who faced severe disabilities yet produced landmark work. It asserts their examples can inspire those who grumble about minor afflictions.
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Darwin
Beethoven
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Tlelen Keller
America
When Fighters Fought and Bare Knuckles Clash Recalled
The piece weighs on prize fighting and the shift from bare knuckle duels under London rules to modern gloved bouts. It notes Sullivan’s 75 rounds in 1889 and contrasts old stamina with today’s shorter, glove contests while labeling many modern fighters as less hardy.
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John L. Sullivan
Jack Dempsey
Tunney
Sullivan
Kilwain
London
Jim Corbett
The Convention Spectacle A Nation in Political Turmoil
A historic overview of the Republican and Democratic conventions describing the battleground nature of party platforms. It notes bitter conflicts among regions, interests, and leaders while urging delegates to prioritize national welfare over local demands. The piece questions future conformity to high ideals and hints at the lengthy process ahead.
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Tower of Babel
Comic Fragments and Jokes Mixed in Snippet Headlines
A collage of jokes and humorous vignettes follows, including puns about Harold the cat dropped from a plane, coded lines about headlines and blondes, social quips on skirts and liquor, a debating Sambo joke, remarks on the average, seat conflicts in a restaurant, home-building costs, aging eyesight, a musician who plays the sax but does not, and a grim train collision gag.
Brooklyn Judge Denies Name Change Petition
Louis Goldstein of Brooklyn faced a court ruling denying his name change request. The judge, whose surname is Goldstein, refused to consider the petition and scolded the petitioner during the proceedings.
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Louis Goldstein
Brooklyn
Gelding
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Labyrinths as Historical Amusements and Prisons
The article traces labyrinth concepts from ancient Crete to modern amusements and prison uses. It cites Cras sus excavations revealing a complex maze that eludes escape attempts and notes Meyprase reference to a grand Western Newspaper Union maze.
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Meyprase
Union
Domestic Kitchen Rivalry Cools Amid Oven Fractions
A brief quip notes a domestic squabble between maid and cook. It suggests practical, humorous steps to settle quarrels while a cake bakes, illustrating household dynamics and timing in a light, period voice.
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