Wit and whimsy in a college town hoarded in jokes
A string of satirical quips contrasts aviation danger signs with North Pole hoaxes, female roles, romance tourism, graduation essays, military glory, and corn crops. It notes pride, indolence, job hunting by graduates, and reactions to foreigners and home runs, ending with a rural twist on garden flowers.
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North Pole
Play the Game by Honoring Rules Across Life
The piece argues the motive to beat the game leads to cheating in exams, business, and politics. It warns shortcuts damage merit, harms public trust, and destroys long term success. It urges strict adherence to rules in school, commerce, and even journalism.
Balanced Budgets and Public Debt Awareness
The piece argues governments should follow business budgeting, keeping debt within earnings. It notes 1920 to 1926 saw state and local debts rise 6 percent while national debt declined, urging immediate action to balance budgets and avoid rising tax burdens on capital, labor, and industry.
Anti litter campaigns spark student poster contest in parks
New York park department pushes to keep parks clean amid litter across cities. Twenty one high schools enter a poster competition urging residents to pocket waste and use waste baskets, stressing that beautification fails without public cooperation.
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The
Park Department of
New York
Timepiece confusion in playful street talk
In a humorous exchange two men named Sam and Rastus debate time. Sam displays a big watch and asks what time it is. Rastus examines the item and declares with a jokey twist that the timepiece indeed shows the time correctly.
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Sam
Rastus
Parrot Curses and Borough Blocked Week Ends
An old lady trains a parrot that swears until she covers the cage on Sundays and Mondays. A minister visits, the bird speaks again, noting a damn short week. A Dalton man misplaces his car, while others joke about taxi fares and slow driving. A Riverdale driver blocks several autos, provoking a punchline from a traffic cop.
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Riverdale
Auto race quip and wry quotes from a roadside banter
A conversation unfolds with a boastful roar about speed and a slow reply from an old car driver. Witty lines compare fuel efficiency to reaching heaven on a pint and reflect on upkeep over initial cost, with quips about a woman and a physician.
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