Snap Out of It Daily Wisdom From Dalton
A Dalton Illinois weekly column from July 21 1955 playfully critiques mood and work life. It questions public behavior urges thrift and self reliance while poking at social trends and gossip in rural village life. It mixes humor about aging youth and modern conveniences with light satire of authorities and bootlegged water.
Pay Raises for a Million Start July Seventeenth
A million workers will receive higher pay beginning July 17 as industries respond generously to government calls for more jobs and higher wages. The policy aims to boost purchasing power to match industrial capacity and steady business activity.
Cruel Kidnappers Target Aged Banker in Alton Case
The text describes kidnappers holding victims for ransom and cites August Luer, a 77 year old banker from Alton Illinois, as a severely affected example. It portrays the kidnappers as brutal and heartless, noting the victim's frail health after their return.
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August Luer
Alton
Ilinois
Hhere
The Sense of Failure
A meditation on the impact of low mood on capable people losing work and confidence. It notes that many men of above average ability feel failure as disgrace while the world suffers widespread disasters. It urges that these folks should cheer up.
Newspapers Signal Economic Recovery Brightens Hiring Hope
The text describes a mood of renewed confidence as recovery spreads through media reports. It asserts coming job opportunities for thousands of skilled workers who have faced doorward rejections, indicating broad employment optimism.
National Delusions and Global Fears Across Nations
The piece argues Germans feared a European attack and planned a preemptive strike. It notes Japanese and Americans harboring delusions of imminent danger, while urging readers to seek awareness beyond their narrow circles and the pages they read.
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Europe
Germany
France
United States
Funeral Directors Draw Up Code at Chicago Meeting
Several hundred middle west funeral directors drafted a tentative code under the national recovery act at Chicago on July 20. The National Funeral Directors Association led the talks chaired by Vice-president Bert S. Gadd of Indianapolis. The plan aims to raise employment and wages with a class system based on annual services and a graduated price scale for rural and urban conditions while protecting the public from burial rackets. Similar regional meetings were held in New York City Atlanta Kansas City and San Francisco. The association, serving about 7500 members, will hold its fifty third annual convention in Rocher ter N C October 10 13.
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Middle West
Chiceexo
National Funeral Directors Association
Bert S. Gadd
Indiaapolis
National Association
Roosevelt
New York City
Atlanta
Kansas City
San Francisco
National Funeral Directors
Rochester
N. C
Chicago
Washington
Scattered Punchlines and Raspy Riddles in One Page
A collage of quips and lines ranges from murder hints to satirical shots about pets, prices, and war debts. Characters debate sleep arrangements, gate losses, and the hand that pulls the trigger while a maid reports losing a finger in a brisk exchange.
Farmer Delivers Veggies. Sanatorium Visit Sparks Remark
A Virginia state health officer recounts a farmer delivering vegetables to a public sanitarium. A patient salutes him and recalls the farmer’s past. The patient remarks on trying madness, prompting the farmer’s joking reply that insanity would beat farming.
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Virginia
Wishes He Had Buried It Case Echoes in Courtroom
A client declares 40000 dollars could change his fate while the lawyer promises safety from prison with the money. The narrative ends with the client facing outcomes while financially constrained.
Illinois Day at Fair Promises Statewide Celebration
Illinois Day at the Chicago World’s Fair on August 11 will feature bands orchestras and choral groups from across the state. Nine thousand Illinois National Guard troops will parade and be reviewed before Governor Horner with U S Senators and other dignitaries in attendance.
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Illnois
Tlinois
Thirtythird Division
Tlinois National Guard
88Th Street
Farerounds
Horner
United States
J, Tha- Hien Lewis
William TH. Dieterich
Henry T. Rainey
V House of
Leif Erickson
Adler Planetarium
Northerly Island
Rechsah Bond
Tinois
Winter Night Husband Returns Late Joke
Dialogue between First Tskimo Wife and Second Eskimo Wife about a husband staying out late. The punchline notes he did not return until half past January, implying an exaggerated winter delay. The exchange uses humor to twist expectations about time and seasons.
Wife’s Fondness for Speaking Out Cited
Quoted exchange reflects a domestic dynamic where a wife prefers vocalizing her views over listening. The remark underscores a humorous tension about communication roles within marriage.
Fiance and Father Face Debt Tension in Witty Exchange
A playful dialogue unfolds as a fiancée mocks men for avoiding debt talk while the fiancé admits fear to discuss his debts with his prospective father in law. The father counters with his own reluctance to reveal financial matters.
Shoes Soled While You Wait for One Dollar
A humorous vignette about quick shoe repairs, a stray pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and a line about a dollar for soles. It also mentions a Scot and a pretzel bake time, plus a farmer dinner that town folks crave and a mother asking about a college diary.
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Scotchman
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