Humorous Local Jokes and Snippets Compilation
A collage of short quips and gags featuring wordplay about love, fashion, crime, education, and social norms. Includes lines about lipstick, birds, landlords, smoking, weddings, and a playful look at aging and employment with dated humor tones.
Changes name to First National Bank Blue Island
The First National Bank at the corner of Vermont street and Western avenue in Blue Island became a reality Wednesday of this week. On July 1 the Commercial Bank ceased to be a State bank and began operations under a National Charter from the U S Treasury Department with no change in policy, officers, directors, or location. Federal Reserve backing and federal bank examiners will safeguard depositors as the Commercial Bank’s soundness was praised by examiners.
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First National Bank
Vermont Street
Western Avenue
Blue Island
Commercial Bank
U. S. Treasury Department
Federal Reserve
Federal
Zacharias
Blue Island Sun
Beauty and Art Call and Otto Kahn Quote
A quotation by Otto Kahn emphasizes that life remains incomplete without a response to beauty and art, asserting their essential role alongside worth, usefulness, and success in human experience.
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Otto Kahn
Bank Examinations Reported for Several Illinois Trust Tribes
Ledger style public notice details the June 30 1925 financials for South Holland Trust and Savings Bank Riverdale First Trust and Savings Bank with assets loans real estate collateral and bonds plus liabilities capital stock and deposits. Notaries attest to accuracy and officials cited include M H Waterman Abbie Anker and John Harms Jr with custody of records in Cook County Illinois.
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Swan
Illinois
Cooky I
Horace Holmes
Med Bank
Holmes
KK. A. Waterman
Notary Public
Chas
BE. Waterman
Henry J, Dilmer Herman J. Anders
South Holland Trust & Savings Bank
South Holland
State of Illinois
U. S
Cook
Abbie Anker
First Trust & Savings Bank OF
Riverdale
John Harms, Jr
First Trust & Savings Bank
Auditor of Public Accounts
County
Milton Meeder
Amis and Amile: Charlemagne’s Legendary Soldiers
The piece discusses the proverb Amiss is as good as amile debated as possibly arising from Amis and Amile, famed soldiers of Charlemagne, who were close friends and likenesses, celebrated in song and later tied to church traditions.
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Amis
Amile
Oldest Test Station at Rothamsted in Harpenden England
The Rothamsted station in Harpenden England is the oldest agricultural experiment station in an English speaking country. Some tests there have continued since the mid nineteenth century.
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Rothamsted Station
Harpenden
England
Three Young Men Die After Car Hits Freight Engine
Rudolph Miller of Hammond Joseph Cordun 21 of 978 Wallace Road Calumet City Marvin C Letty 18 of 115 West State Street Hammond were killed when their Ford sedan collided with a Grand Trunk locomotive at Thornton Junction. Cordun and Letty died instantly. Miller was badly hurt and later died. The auto speed and turning to avoid the train caused the crash. The locomotive was knocked out of service and the wrecked car hauled away. funerals were held for Cordun and Letty with services at St Victor's and St Joseph's cemetery interment.
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Rudolph Miller
Hammond
Joseph Cordun
Wallace Road
Marvin C. Letty
West State Street
Calumet City
Grand Trunk R. R
Thornton Junction
Cordun
Letty
Miller
Dr. Walvoord
Jacob DeYoung
South Holland
Ingalls Memorial Hospital
John Kickert
DeYoung
Kerr Mortuary
Harvey
Memorial Park Horse Shoe Meet in Calumet City
Regional shoe pitchers will compete in annual contests at Memorial Park Calumet City. Junior boys start July 11 at 1 PM, intermediate July 14 and 18 at 7 PM, men July 16 and 17 at 7 PM, with finals July 18 at 3 and 6 PM. Open to all who enter on site.
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Memorial Park
Calumet City
Fast as the Trains The wood duck speed claim
The article cites Wature Magazine stating the wood duck travels about ninety feet per second, slightly more than a mile per minute, highlighting remarkable avian speed.
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Wature Magazine
Suburban Lot Owners Build Homes Generations Later
A Brooklyn Eagle note states every suburban lot owner will move to the city for solitude as the next generation seeks quiet living. The remark underscores a trend of urban migration for quieter environs.
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Brooklyn Eagle
Lime in Child A bone and tooth content
A report notes a child weighing 100 pounds carries three and one third pounds of lime with about 99 percent located in bones and teeth.
Thought and Action: The Driving Force of Great Ages
A compact reflection on how pivotal ideas shape actions and define eras. The quote emphasizes that enduring events begin as powerful thoughts guiding human deeds and progress.
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Genevieve
Heaven
John Hausman
Jack
Indiana
Calvin Coolidge Thompsons
Calvin Coolidge Lavinskis
Calvin Coolidge Doolittles
Sal
Commercial Bank” of
John Zacharias
First National Bank of
Dalton
U .S
United States
Federal Reserve Bank
U.S
Hanes Asaermeneenese
Qetaeserte
Jaen
Colgate
Coleco
House of Colgate
Riverdale Pharmacy
Ernest Kettler
137Th Street
Riverdale, Ill
America
Illinois Bell Telephone CO
BELL