Advertising cannot pay says skeptical people
A wry collection of quips decrying assumptions about advertising and government. The piece mocks critics who doubt advertising value, notes drivers losing their heads, and jokes about pumping capacity, housewives, he women, and returning politicians. It frames regulation and public sentiment with humor about Congress and local welcome rituals.
This Too Will Pass Motto Encourages Resilience
A reflective piece urges readers to endure life’s bumps and setbacks with optimism. It cites Abraham Lincoln's maxim this too will pass to advise enduring distress, avoiding prolonged sorrow, and rising with renewed courage when facing difficulties.
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Abraham Lincoln
A New Day Father’s Day Mockery
A satirical column mocks Father’s Day as a commercial ploy. It jokes that daily life already honors fathers and suggests oddball future holidays such as Radio Fan’s Day Old Maid’s Day and Bachelor Uncle’s Day to boost sales.
Humor and Quips Light Up City Life
A collage of jokes and quips covers topics from stolen goods in a pot to a kindergarten study on the word I. Bits include Doc Leason on never changing, plumbing degree talk, a Miami Telegraph business, a ste nosographer remark, Hollywood supers, Eve and Adam satire, a polishing joke, battleship paper saving, a flower of my heart line, and a tax official note about unaddressed letters.
Shingle belles and fashion trends spark satire
The passage surveys chorus girls and college women, joking about fur coats, Charleston dances, and waistlines. It mocks fashion fads and social expectations, noting a tailor's busy schedule and implying limits on brains despite public attention to appearance.
Rapid conversion of tree to newspaper in pace set
Timed sequence shows three trees felled near a German paper mill at 7:85 a.m. The logs were barked and pulped and a paper roll finished by 9:34 a.m. It was rushed to a local plant and presses started at once. Newsboys began selling the issue at 10:00 a.m.
Rain Threatens Manchester Cotton Spinning District
Rain across Manchester and surrounding towns dampens the climate ideal for cotton spinning. If rainfall halved from the region's norm, the industry could be seriously crippled.
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Manchester
England
Average Length of Life in America
An Exchange note states there are no exact national figures for life expectancy across the states. Estimates from authorities place the average length of life in the United States between forty five and fifty five years.
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America
Tuberculosis germs found in nearly all deceased adults
A study of 600 adults who died from various causes showed tuberculosis bacteria present in 97 percent of the bodies, demonstrating the germ’s widespread presence in healthy individuals.
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