Rambling Social Quips on Dress, News, and Street Life
A humor column mocks housework expectations and gossip while lampooning fashion, judgmental views, and social mores. It contrasts wartime dreamings with modern tech like automobiles and critiques daylight saving and roadside safety in a breezy, satirical tone.
Worrying About Stocks and Safe Investments
A man fears stock market news and the effect on his work. The piece notes many worry over gains and losses, often borrowing to speculate, and advises focusing on one’s occupation and placing money in safe investments.
The Power of Memory 2 A Dean's Note on a Lawyer's Qualities
A Syracuse school dean cites three essential traits for a perfect lawyer with memory as a key. He argues a strong memory aids almost every occupation from sales to ministry by recalling past purchases or experiences to illustrate points.
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Teners and the value of ready memory in work
A brief exhortation that a mechanic who can recall past methods will improve with practice. It urges young people to sharpen their minds so their skills are readily available, enabling them to command higher prices for services. The tone stresses preparation and mental recall as keys to better craftsmanship.
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Small Town Opportunities for Young Professionals
The piece argues that young doctors should consider settling in small communities where many towns lack resident physicians. As mobility increases, skilled professionals can acquire calls or work over a wider territory, with competence expanding opportunities beyond the home town.
Reopening Closed Schools Stressed After Hard Times
An education speaker laments how many schools closed in 1980 23 and warns millions of children face lost opportunities. He asks what became of those students and urges the public to ensure doors reopen soon to prevent lifelong ignorance.
Recovering From Wars Costs Far More Than Fighting
The piece argues that recovery from major conflicts costs far more than wartime fighting. It warns that restoring civilization after a war can require vastly more resources than the war itself, using a $50 billion war vs a $100 billion recovery as a stark illustration.
Auction Pot Mixes Stolen Goods in Mystery Find
A chaotic pot mixes items from various sources amid rumors of theft and illicit origins. Police investigate the case as neighbors report odd exchanges and a hidden stash allegedly containing contraband. No arrests disclosed as detectives probe the theft ring.
Birth of a son named Isaiah causes puzzled toast
A wife announces the birth by telegram quoting Isaiah 9 6 and the friend misreads it as a name. The quip notes blunt people speak first and Freeman jokes about their directness as explanation.
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How to Enchant Your Husband in a Narrow Tale
A playful dialogue frames a courting tale where a husband’s affection is tested by gossip. A wife’s suit for alienation of affections draws out humor about loyalty and value. The exchange hints at social expectations and hidden motives within marriage.
Quip About Clothing Weights Sparks Banter
A humorous exchange centers on a remark about average women’s clothing weighing eight ounces. The reply suggests sympathy for heavy shoes. A joke about wives and family origins follows, framed as a lighthearted round up of quirks and misunderstandings.
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Tom Gadd
Stepping on It Sparks Quick Love at First Sight
A playful exchange centers on a stenographer and employer as they joke about love at first sight. The line prompts a witty reply, suggesting efficiency in romance and workplace banter.
Montrealer Learns Canyon Carving Was Government Job
A Montreal man peers into the Grand Canyon and hears it took millions of years to form. The guide explains the process and the man exclaims with astonishment, then jokes that it must have been a government job.
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State Capitol News warns drivers on Illinois highways
Acting state police superintendent L M Tayor launches a statewide drive against traffic violators. Police in every district will make arrests for infractions including ignoring stop signs, speeding on curves, reckless passing, and failures to keep right of the dividing lines. The campaign aims to reduce accidents and fatalities by enforcing rules.
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State to require bid bonds for boiler compound system
Opening bids on twenty five thousand dollars of boiler compound prompts a new system by the Division of Purchases and Supplies. Under revised specifications, contractors with accepted bids must post surety bonds guaranteeing product performance and agree to contract cancellations if the compounds fail to meet claimed results.
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M. S. Bibo
Bismarck's Clever Exit Line About Unwelcome Guests
A Purported anecdote places Disraeli asking Bismarck how he handles unwelcome visitors. Bismarck replies that his wife delays him by claiming the Emperor wishes to see him, a tactic he says works well, just as a knock is heard and the valet announces the Emperor’s desire to speak.
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Criticism and Appreciation in Community Work
This piece notes community volunteers face frequent ingratitude yet continue unpaid work. A church organist recalls Sundays’ thanks as motivation, urging broader appreciation to improve efforts and reward public service adequately.
The True Joy of Hiking in England
Millions hike seriously in England with 1,000,000 walkers avid for real hiking. Summer resorts attract many who climb mountains and trek long distances. The era of speed ignores this pleasure, yet hikers savor birds, brooks, and flowers most deeply.
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America
Scientist Finds Singing Warms Blood Reportedly
A scientist is quoted as discovering that singing warms the blood. The remark prompts a humorous exchange about singing making blood boil, reflecting lighthearted public engagement with science.
GasBy GERTIE Brewster’s Millions as Birthday Gift
A quirky item titled GasBy GERTIE and themed on Brewster’s Millions is presented as a birthday gift idea. The piece sketches a playful novelty presentation likely intended to amuse the recipient with witty references and literary nods.
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Five Stages of Drunkenness Outlined by Oregon Judge
Circuit Judge T. E. J. Duffy defines five stages of drunkenness flucose lavrinose morose bellicose comatose for a Bend trial. The circuit court jury returns a simple guilty verdict.
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