Vocabulary to be paid for and a test of words
An employer offered three dollars a week for an office boy and screened applicants by vocabulary. A top candidate impressed with polite, educated speech and refused a coarse, unprofessional response saying the phrase is worth five dollars. The employer agreed and hired him.
Times Change Quip Highlights Shifting Trade in Dowry Lore
A humorous exchange contrasts past dowry wealth with present modest gifts. The speaker notes that fathers once received robes furs cattle for daughters while today the compensation appears to be only a few cheap cigars, illustrating changing values.
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Puck
Beauty and the Peachy Cheek Exchange
A playful exchange notes that beauty is only skin deep and jokes about kissing a peachy cheek without biting it, reflecting flirtatious banter and lighthearted banter.
Taking Steps.
Patrice pursues dance lessons with steady progress as Peggy considers her own pace and patience in learning.
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Patience
Peggy
Patrice
Cyclone Destroys Walnut Groves Near Pomona
A playful atmospheric cyclone hit the California countryside, uprooting 43 walnut trees at the Phillips ranch near Pomona and destroying a row of trees in another grove. One central tree remained standing while eight nearby were torn up forming a circle. The storm also disrupted a manhole cap at the Emilaps ranch house.
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California
Walnut Grove
Phillips Ranch
Pomona
Phillips Grove
Ne Emiilaps Ranch House
New York Sun
Planning for Revenge
A humorous exchange shows a daughter seeking permission to marry Jack DeMutt while the mother reveals a change of heart. The mother admits holding a grudge yet aims to become her son-in-law’s mother-in-law, framing a comic motive for permission.
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Jack DeMutt
Sugar Trust Targets Questioned Value?
Old fashioned chatter as a father explains to son Lemuel the idea of a sugar trust and why authorities may pursue it, framing a moral discussion on value and power.
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Lemuel
Sugar Trust
Illinois Briefs Turn News Into Local Sketches
Illinois items report a string of drownings in Pekin Wesley City Harrisburg and Barrington. A boy is kicked to death near Pana and a catfish of 19 pounds is landed at Keeney while a fire destroys Hoyleton Orphanage and plans to rebuild are set. Other notes cover libel cases, post office thefts, and clergy changes across several towns.
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United States
Henry Johnson
Kenesaw Landis
Chicago
Smithboro
T. L. Martin
Decatur
Raymond Filson
Charles Matlock
Arthur Lepford
Mount Vernon
Hoyleton
Pana
Everett Fritz
Samuel Fritz
Ridge Township
Fritz
Keeney
Salt Creek
Earl Smith
Glinton
Norman Pierce
John Hughes
Champaign
M. Blumenthal
J. F. Harron
Rock Island
G. F. Prendergast
Rockford
Guy Charlton
Bloomington
Frank Becker
E. C. Gibson
F. EF. Marron
Clinton
Lawrence Allen
Carl E. Person
Strike Bulletin
Milnois Central System Federation
Person
James J. Meagher
Floyd Gibbons
Duquoin
Edwin Sabin
Ava
Campbell Hill
First Presbyterian Church
Carterville
W. W. Edwards
Flora
Sain
F. A. Sabin
Anna
J. A. McCord
First Baptist Church
Pinckneyville
Pineville
William H. Carner
Marriage Reform Through Humor Across A Family
A quip reveals a mother and daughter exchange about marriage. The mother says she married the father to reform him, framing a humorous critique of marital reform within a domestic dialogue.
CLEAR YOUR SKIN WITH FRAGRANT EMOLLIENTS
Ad promotes free samples of Cuticura skin care items by mail. Claims to clear pimples blotches redness roughness on skin scalp and hands with a 32 page Skin Book offer sent from Cuticura Dept Y Boston. Sold widely.
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Cuticura
Dept. Y
Boston
It Pays to Advertise Parody Prompts Scrutiny
A playful exchange notes skepticism about patent medicine testimonials in advertisements and headlines the jokes about actors and opera singers allegedly joining the trend. The dialogue hints at public distrust of sensational claims in newspapers.
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Cynthy
Castoria Ad Urges Safe Bottle Check
An advertisement urges mothers to inspect every bottle of Castoria for its seven signature marks and notes the remedy has been in use for over 30 years. It emphasizes Castoria as a safe choice for infants and children and mentions that children cry for Fletcher's Castoria.
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Harry
Fletcher
No Chance. Refusal to Enforce Speed Laws Saves Horse
A dialogue mocks speed law enforcement fearing only the horse might survive an automobile era. The exchange hints at dangers to living beings if speeds remain unchecked.
Upright Piano Next Door Proves A Nuisance
A neighbor reports that the upright piano next door is a continual nuisance from their point of view, suggesting ongoing disturbance and frustration with the instrument's presence.
A Loss Well Borne
A humorous police record clerk exchange unfolds with a neighbor reporting missing chickens and the clerk delaying the report while the caller offers thanks to any chicken thief if caught. The light moment contrasts with police work and household crime.
No More Gray Hairs Hair Health Ad
A vintage advertisement promotes Hay’s Hair Health promising to restore natural color and youthful look without dyes. It claims air action and a harmless formula, with a money back guarantee if it fails, and offers 25, 50, and 100 cent prices via drug stores or direct order from Philo Hay Specialties Co. Newark NJ.
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Philo Hay Specialties Co
Newark
N.J
Adv
Temperate Zone Question Sparks Quiet Home Talk
A bright girl asks what the temperate zone is and her father replies they should not discuss war or local option at home. The exchange hints at wartime caution and seeking safe family space.
Marine Eye Remedy Ad from Chicago
An old advertisement touts Marine Eye Remedy for red weak watery eyes and granulated Nyelids. It promises no smarting and provides a free booklet from Marine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.
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Marine Eye Remedy
Book of the Eye
Marine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
Want to Try Bill Gee Cigar Draw Sparks Banter
A light exchange over a strong Bill Gee cigar prompts banter about its punch. Jill asks for a sample and contenders weigh trying the brand in casual conversation.
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Bill
Jill
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