No Half Ways for Him
A humorous snippet reports Mrs. Jones arranging to meet her husband at a store and calling his office when she fears he forgot. The response reveals a mistaken number and an undertaker quip about being “entirely dead.” The text ends with a wry closing line on ideas.
Dr Kilmer Swamp Root Kidney Liver Bladder Remedy Ad
A vintage advertisement promotes Dr Kilmer s Swamp Root as a pure non stimulant herbal remedy for kidney liver and bladder troubles. It claims consistent quality in every bottle with a sworn purity statement and offers sample bottles by sending ten cents to Dr Kilmer Co Binghamton NY with a note referencing the newspaper.
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Dr. Kilmer
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton
N. Y
Adv
Patriot Defines True Patriotism for Young Learner
A dialogue frames patriotism as love and service to country regardless of election outcomes, illustrating civic duty and steadfast commitment beyond political wins. The exchange emphasizes enduring loyalty and active participation in national life.
Cuticura Trio Advertises Baby Skin Care
An advertisement promotes Cuticura products for baby skin relief. It recommends Cuticura Soap for hot baths, Cuticura Ointment for soothing, and Cuticura Talcum powder for gentle dusting, highlighting the trio as essential in daily care.
Condition to Be Dreaded
A reflection on bankruptcy of peace and contentment as the worst misery, noting that money can be recovered but inner loss endures and leaves a person most wretched.
Cole's Carbolisnive Heals Burns Without Scars Ad
An old advertisement touts Cole's Carbolisnive as quick relief for burning itching and skin diseases. It claims instant pain stop for burns and scarless healing with 30c and 60c sizes, urging readers to send 30c to The J. W. Cole Co. Rockford Illinois or consult a druggist.
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Cole
J. W. Cole Co
Rockford, Il
Not today Nora
A light exchange over household chores hints at tighter finances and postponed cleaning as a couple weighs priorities and expenses.
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Nora
Garfield Tea Grandmother Remedy for Digestive Ailments
An old fashioned herb home remedy touts Garfield Tea as a family medicine for stomach and intestinal ills and constipation. It claims preference over earlier days and emphasizes its enduring usefulness.
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Adu
Census Clerks Hire Highlights A Statewide Census
A Chippewa Falls advertisement seeks a farm for sale by Jno J Black. It requests a state cash price and description. The item contrasts census work with small town life and includes a reflective quote about time and change.
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Jno
J. Black
Chippewa Falls, Wis
Golden Medical Discovery and Favorite Prescription Endure
An old time advertisement touts Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and Favorite Prescription as unchanged in value over fifty years. It cites lasting stomach and blood benefits and claims strong woman relief, with a testimonial from Mrs. Eliza Teeter praising the discovery after severe cough and weight loss.
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Dr. Pierce
Doctor Pierce
Eliza Teeter
Middlebury Street
Illinois News Briefs From Across the State
A roundup of Illinois items reports William Stewart from Edgar County fatally shooting himself while cleaning a shotgun. Mrs May Browns of Pana dies of heart failure. Five men denied clemency for East St Louis riot crimes remain in Chester prison. Frank H. Craig of Neponset noted for perfect Sunday school punctuality. Rockford moves to elected school board members. Galesburg hosts a first of its kind utility corn show. Rochelle post office heist money found on platform during robbery. Dr C St Clair Drake and John Dill Robertson say Chicago smallpox danger passed. Moline bans traffic to create a winter coasting hill with scouts as guards. Sangamon County licenses rise to 1695 in 12 months. Oak Park schools closed except for vaccinated pupils amid smallpox. Springfield gymnastic exhibition draws 1200 children. Southern Illinois milk surplus leads to large milk disposal. Two Chicago Yardmen’s Union members jailed six months for engine incident. Federal injunctions hit Chicago brewers, restraining beer output. similar action against 20 more breweries planned. 50 saloonkeepers jailed for noncompliance with beverage orders. Cedar rust threatens 5000 young trees near Jonesboro, with 6600 acres of apple orchards at risk. farmers seek reimbursements.
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William Stewart
Edgar County
May Browns
Ilinois Grand Lodge Order
Eastern Star
Pana
East St. Louis
Lowden
Chester
Frank H. Craig
Neponset
Rockford
United States
Galesburg
Knox County Farm Bureau
Yeggs
Rochelle
C. St. Clair Drake
John Dill Robertson
Chicago
Community Service Council
Skinner
Moline
Twelfth Avenue
Sangamon
Oak Park
Charles Crysler, Jr
Ideal Board of Education
Springfield
State Arsenal
Southern Illinois
Southern Illinois Milk Producers’ Association
Daniel Abogast
Thomas McDermott
Chicago Yardmen’s Union
Chicago Junction
Wheaton County
Landis
Jonesboro
State Department of Agriculture
Charles Adkins
Fruit of Labor Punchline From Boston Reformer Speech
Frothingham Dodge tells Harvard students loafing leads to illness and drink. He cites a tale where Sweeny, ailing and bedbound, asks George how to be strong. George replies he lives on fruit, then reveals the real fruit is labor.
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Frothingham Dodge
Boston
Harvard
Sweeny
George
Names and Pride and Pop Culture Humor in a Column
A Life article humorously notes Indians adopting pop culture names such as a Calgary resident named Darda nella and jokes about future monikers. It offers quips on opportunity and self perception, suggesting a light commentary on identity and fame.
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Laughing Water
Sitting Bull
Calgary
Dardanella
Mary
In the Way He Should Go in Chicago Tale
In Chicago a father aims to mold his son into a ship of industry. A heated scene follows as the father beats James for catching Harry in a lie. The mother interrupts, prompting questions about the family’s discipline and hopes.
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Chicago
James
Harry
Historic Race Repeats As Seaplane Beats Tugboat
In Natchez Mississippi the Robert E Lee giant seaplane defeated the Mississippi Warrior tugboat Natchez in a riverfront race watched by hundreds. The match echoed the historic Robert J Lee race as the Natchez, first of six tow tugs planned for river work, headed toward New Orleans when the seaplane surged ahead.
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Natchez, Miss
Robert E. Lee
Natchez
River Front
Robert J. Lee
Mississippi
Warrior Rivers
New Orleans
The Man Who Lives To No Purpose
A reflective line notes a life wasted on aimlessness and links the idea to a broader sense of purpose. It suggests that a person who lacks meaningful aims drifts into harmful or empty ends.
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