Men Promise with Big Ifs When Making Oaths
The remark notes that certain men temper commitments by adding a large if clause. It highlights how conditional language signals doubt about fulfillment.
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Newspaper
Riverdale Pointer
Location
Riverdale, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Feb 23, 1917
Page
7
The remark notes that certain men temper commitments by adding a large if clause. It highlights how conditional language signals doubt about fulfillment.
Rev. W. H. Warner of Myersville Maryland credits Dodd's Kidney Pills with saving his life after a long list of ailments from sciatica to kidney disorder. He asserts the medicine restored him to perfect health and urges readers to seek the "DODD'S" name with three D's.
The ad claims rheumatism arises from uric acid dating to Scheele 1775 and presents Anuric from Dr Pierces Invalids Hotel Buffalo NY as a harmless pre meal treatment. It says Anuric removes uric acid, relieves pains and creaky joints, and offers trial by mail for 10 cents.
A city board official asserts only pasteurized milk is used in the city and asks for supplies. A hopeful reply claims cows are kept in pasture all summer, implying seasonal freshness and safety.
An advertisement extols Skinner's Macaroni and Spaghetti as delicious and nutritious for children. It claims bone and muscle building benefits, economical value, and warns against fatigue and nervousness from meat. Omaha Nebraska maker Skinner Mfg. Co. offers a cookbook by mail noting mothers.
An advertisement touts Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription as a safe remedy for chronic female weaknesses and disorders. It claims to strengthen, regulate functions, and benefit tired or afflicted women, with tablets or liquid forms and a laxative product called Pleasant Pellets priced at 25 cents.
General Frederick Funston, 49, commander of the southern department, collapsed after dinner at a local hotel while playing with a child and died minutes later. Doctors cited angina sclerosis of the heart as the cause. He gained fame in the Cuban insurrection and Philippine campaigns, earning the rank of major general and notable actions at Veracruz and the Rio Grande.
Joe Barbot harvested 2400 bushels on ten acres. The figures imply a profitable yield for his crop and land area.
A prosperous citizen recalls returning to his boyhood home to prove to locals that the once dirty-faced Johnson boy has become successful. He notes his childhood scenes stir fond memories while his motive is to display personal achievement to the people there.
A famous actress shares a home remedy to darken gray hair using Bay Rum Barbo Compound and glycerine mixed with water. The mixture claims to color hair gradually without staining the scalp or rubbing off, with full instructions in each Barbo Compound box.
A 1916 letter from L. A. Richardson, a druggist, extols Swamp Root kidney medicine. He cites a liver and kidney patient who recovered after three months, boosting demand. The note invites readers to order a sample and learn about kidneys and bladder.
A brief note states He Men do not gossip and only investigate rumors. It claims oil fuel is used on no fewer than 40 railroads in the United States.
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