Nose through boiler hole ends in humorous injury
A tippler with a very red nose worked as a boiler works laborer and later faced a surgeon with a smashed nose. He says he put his nose through a boiler hole for air and the hammerer outside mistook it for a rivet, striking once.
Coffee Threshed Her Fifteen Long Years
A reader credits Postum cereal as improving her health after fifteen years of spinal irritation and nervous trouble linked to coffee. She notes better walking, appetite, and sleep after switching to Postum, and mentions a friend who also found coffee unsuitable. The ad promotes Instant Postum and provides brewing instructions and pricing.
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Postum Cereal Co., Ltd
Battle Creek
Mich
Illinois News Briefs—Pana roads charm land gift pledge
A roundup of short Illinois items notes Captain J W Kitchen offering coal rights on 1500 acres valued at about 75000 to fund hard roads in Pana township. Other notes include a $300 governor watch gift, a prison sentence commutations by Governor Deneen, and various local incidents across the state.
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Pana
J. W. Kitchen
Pana Township
Captain Kitchen
Springfield
Deneen
C. J. Doyle
Cure Cold Fast Pine Compound Tonic Sold By Globe Labs
A 7 line ad promotes Globe Pine Compound a concentrated pine remedy mixed with whiskey for colds and coughs. It advises dosing one to two teaspoonfuls after meals and at bedtime with adjustments for children. The formula, claimed by Globe Pharmaceutical Laboratories Chicago, has been in demand for six years.
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Globe Pharmaceutical Laboratories of
Chicago
R.V. Pierce
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Could a Young Couple Be Happy On 900 a Year
A skeptical bachelor recalls a reader question about youth marriage and income. The cynic answers that a couple could not live together on nine hundred dollars yearly, noting conditions and happiness shift with finances.
Watered Stock Joke From Saturday Evening Post
Two old cronies sit in a Cortlandt street cafe sharing drinks and a long talk. One asks Jim about his nationality and he explains his father came from Glasgow, claiming to be half Scotch. The other quips that the other half must be seltzer.
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Mount Sterling
Simon T. McMuddy
Southern Illinois Penitentiary
Menard
Cortlandt Street
Jim
Bob
Glasgow
Saturday Evening Post
High Cost of Living
A dialogue in a Judge column notes the high price of living with a maid reporting spending seven dollars for a hat shoes and long gloves in a day downtown. The exchange hints at inflation and household budgeting in a light social note.
What a Funny Teacher From an East Side Lad
A six year old notes his teacher’s misunderstanding when she holds a large red apple and asks what is in her hand. The boy’s remark about her not knowing anything reflects a child’s literal view of the scene as reported by the Indianapolis News.
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East Side
Indianapolis News
Ring Transfer Hints at Hidden Betrothal
A witty exchange from Lippincott's notes shows a sister swapping a ring between fingers when told of a visitor in the parlor. The gesture hints at underlying news or change in relationships, captured in brief humorous prose.
Acid Kills Waterfowl At Great Salt Lake
Dr Buckley of the Bureau of Animal Industry confirms sulphuric acid discharged into Great Salt Lake caused about two million waterfowl deaths last year. The American Game Protective Association sent Buckley to Salt Lake City suspecting contagious disease.
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Great Salt Lake
Utah
Buckley
Bureau of Animal Industry
American Game Protective Association
Salt Lake City
Motoring Probe Sparks Judge Wisecrack
A witty Pathfinder quip contrasts a judge who admits not driving with the remark that he has tested many drivers. The exchange underscores sharp legal wit and social commentary within a brief humorous vignette.
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Pathfinder
Bride’s Poise Question After Father Gives Her Away
A reader asks whether a bride retains self possession after her father gives her away in a traditional wedding scene. The column weighs social norms, propriety, and the implications for the bride’s autonomy within ritual expectations.
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