Truthful Boast Butler Drummer Claims Baby Carriages Sell Best
In a Chicago hotel a group of traveling men boasted of sales. A drummer declared no house in the country has more men and women pushing its line than mine. When asked what he sold he cried Baby carriages and fled the room. The piece promotes Defiance Starch as safe for fine fabrics and a strong stiffener reducing usage for a flawless finish.
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Chicago
Success Magazine
Burglar Steals Cash After Forcing Family's Dress Pocket
A burglar bursts in awakening the head of the family and demands money. The victim reveals the stash is in his wife's dress pocket, which the intruder then takes. No further details on location or outcome are provided.
Castoria and a surgeon’s grim advice amid a doctor’s notes
An old reader notice extols Castoria as a safe remedy for infants and children while recalling a surgeon’s blunt response to a patient’s case. The passage winds through reflections on journeys and surgery, then touts Defiance Starch for its extra content and value.
Defiance Starch touted for hot and cold starching
A Buffalo News feature promotes Defiance Starch with a money back guarantee if not better for laundry. The ad mocks a weightier man’s suitability for pajamas and ends with a domestic vignette about a girl singing to test Mr Spoonamore’s love.
All Mine It Goes To Marguerita From Italy
A bank line scene shows Marguerita from Italy cashing out $312 in one dollar bills after a long wait. She adds a gold piece and grimy bills from a red handkerchief, insisting all money is indeed hers and asking to see it all. Also notes a toy balloon record trip and a stork with a wooden leg in France.
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Well Muscled Boy
A village near Mexico City reports a ten year old boy carried a donkey on his shoulder for a quarter mile. Police confirm the feat after tests, finding strength of two men. He is jailed and may threaten others when released.
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Mexico City
Alcalde
The Fox Hunt in Western Massachusetts
A fragment describes a fox hunt in western Massachusetts with 200 huntsmen 100 yelping hounds and an anxious rider crying tally ho and away. The text references Cleveland Plain Denier as a source or participant in the scene.
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Massachusetts
Cleveland Plain Denier
Judge and wife cook tale sparks cloak gift dispute
In a Pacific avenue tale, Judge Blank’s wife cooked for a week after losing her cook and earned an ermine cloak from the judge. Mrs Jerome repeats the yarn to her husband Jerome asking what payment she deserves, prompting a wry reply about a crepe meal.
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Judge Blank
Pacific Avenue
Mrs Blank
Blanks
Eczema Healed After Cuticura Use in Child
A Piermont New Hampshire mother recalls her son, treated with all three Cuticura remedies after severe eczema from four months old. By age three years four months the child improved in two months and was well in six months, according to Mrs R L Risley in 1905.
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Edwardm Burtt
Jefferson Ave
St Louis
Charles Levy
Allen St
New York
Riley and the Weather Through a Bright Morning Exchange
James Whitcomb Riley meets many acquaintances on a September morning and laughs at the weather small talk. An ad extols white goods laundered with strong Defiance Starch for best appearance. A short daily thought honors a little fun and life’s gentle progress.
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Riley
James Whitcomb Riley
Mr Riley
Various Patent Remedies Advertisements and Mottos
A collage of 19th century advertisements and adlike quips. Claims tout cures for deafness catarrh and nervous disorders with offers of money free trials and mail order remedies. Also includes quips about school excuses sermons cold cures and tobacco ads interwoven with generic proverbs and mantras.
Actress Chooses Chorus Girls By Bertillon Measure
Miss Marie Cahill selects her new play cast using the Bertillon system to measure chorus girls. She notes the method helps avoid mirage and ensures the “real thing.” A tale about marriage and illusion follows, ending with a moral on diffusing knowledge.
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Marie Cahill
Mary
Miss Cahill
Sonny
Piles Cured In 6 To 14 Days With Pazo Ointment
Guaranteed to cure itching, bleeding or protruding piles or money refunded. Advertises a single binder cigar and a crank remark from a 19th century paper, noting Marcus Aurelius Lewis and Peoria factory link.
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Lewis’ Factory
Peoria
Lewis
Syrup of Figs and Senna Promoted as Gentle Laxative
An advertisement extols a laxative claiming truth and quality for all well informed readers. It emphasizes that Syrup of Figs and Senna cleanses and relieves internal organs without debility or dosage increases, noting physician approval and urging purchase of genuine California Syrup Co. product through leading druggists.
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California Big Syrup Co
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