Humor and Irony Run Through Town Gossip
A column riffs on social habits from pressed clothes to hurried road travel then shifts to politics noting Roosevelt and Landon being nominated. It mocks fashion daring bathing suits and coastal romances while condemning automobile reliance and road peril. It ends with travel time jokes comparing modern train speeds to six years ago.
World warming study hints at long warm era
University of Cincinnati professor Dr. Mills argues temperatures have risen since 1850 after centuries of decline. He suggests a prolonged warmer period may follow, a shift ice men may welcome yet fuel producers fear. Weather remains unpredictable with milder winters cited by old timers.
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C. A. Mills
University of Cincinnati
The Runaway Horse in a Bustling City Street
A reminiscence of village life recalls a horse running loose through crowded New York streets for five miles. In old days a horse’s safety for a lady driver was essential, and frantic scenes followed a frightened steed. The piece reflects on fear, control, and society's attitude toward horses.
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New York
Lion Tamer Needed as Parents Demand Calmer Children
A jokesmith notes that parents failing to discipline their children resort to fuss and manipulation. An employment clerk jokes a lion tamer is what is needed to restore control, as many families yield to loud demands from infants and toddlers.
How To Keep From Growing Old Henry Ford philosophy
Henry Ford says the secret to not feeling old is to keep working. He notes retirees often feel older, while 73 year olds who stay active may feel younger than 83 year olds who quit. Even unemployed workers can stay active at home, tending gardens and chores, and stay up to date with new ideas.
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Henry Ford
Women as political workers in party campaigns
John Hamilton, head of the Republican National Committee, argues one effective female campaign worker can surpass ten men in reach by meeting more voters and coordinating activities. Women volunteers canvass, call, and mobilize supporters with patience, charm, and broad social networks, influencing both parties and shaping campaign strategy.
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John Hamilton
Republican National Committee
George
Farmers on Relief and drought woes in the northwest
The article notes 150,000 farm families need relief as drought gnaws at northwest agriculture. It argues relocating families is disruptive while developing water access may be easier. A separate brief recounts a Los Angeles shopping trip where a thief stole a baby’s blanket and clothing from a parked car.
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Mrs. H. Nelson
Los Angeles
Mischief and musings in a crowded collage of quips
A chaotic montage blends jokes on stenography gum chewing aging senility and social foibles with humorous sketches. It juxtaposes puns and wordplay about manners money and happiness reflecting a late era zany humor scene.
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