Candidates’ Fitness for the 1000‑Handshake Test Questioned
A columnist claims the American public is physically deteriorating and exhausted by politics, arguing that while presidential hopefuls may be brilliant, they must handle large crowds such as 1000 people daily to prove electability.
Drivers urged to slow as larger car blocks road
The text notes speeding motorists should show more caution and comply when a bigger car threatens to push them off the road. It also comments that Americans need more sleep but should not feel compelled to rest while crossing crowded streets.
Boys Learn Self Defense in Sunday School Class
The claim that boys should learn the manly art of self defense leads to agreement that the proper time for instruction is the Sunday school class.
Men Busy with Rug Cleaning Says Unemployed Rumor
There is said to be some unemployment, but the men and boys all say they are very busy if the women folks ask them to beat the rugs. If the women get tired of having the men around, all they have to do is to start in housecleaning.
Torchlight Processions Proposed for Campaign Revival
The suggestion called for reviving old fashioned torchlight processions in the forthcoming campaign. It notes that the sons of former marchers, who carried torches for 10 to 20 miles in a night, would now insist on being transported by automobile instead.
Politicians urged to study government basics amid name polling
The piece contrasts aspirants pressed to study governance with claims that they win votes by knowing voters’ first names. It also notes athletes excel on the field yet tire when asked to garden, implying differing public expectations.
Thieves Find Shelter at Free County Boarding Houses
A muttered rumor from the summer resort page suggests car thieves in Illinois are now staying at county boarding houses. The line hints at a growing trend of automotive thefts linked to leafy local accommodations.
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Illinois
Free County
Spring Fever and the call of the outdoors
The piece notes a spring mood of restlessness as warmer weather arrives. It links this urge to roaming and outdoor sports with a past when hours were less fixed, then counsels balance to avoid letting spring fever shape daily life.
Spring Foliage Glows With Fresh Leaves and Hope
The piece extols spring foliage with vivid young leaves and bright tints, contrasting autumnal praise to praise the season's vitality and the cheerful, sunlit world in the local community. It celebrates being alive and sharing nature's beauty in the neighborhood.
Robbing Bird Nests Warns against Cruel Egg Collecting
An old time pastime of hunting bird nests and collecting eggs is critiqued for cruelty and harm to bird life. The piece urges laws and education to protect birds as allies of crops, comparing egg theft to stealing livestock.
Mystery Heist Sparks Citywide Probe
Police investigate a mixed haul described as stolen and legitimate goods pooled together. Investigators seek leads on origins and suspects amid confusion over provenance and potential trafficking. Community officials urge homeowners to review recent purchases and report suspicious activity.
Mystery surrounds Dalton man over basement cat’s death
Pete Lau asks friends with detective leanings to solve how the cat in his basement died. He wonders whether it was killed or died by its own action and why a one inch rope was used.
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Pete Lau
Dalton
Pete
Indiana lakes lead state in size and depth
The Indiana State News Bulletin credits Kosciusko County with the largest and deepest lakes in Indiana. Lake Wawasee tops 3,528 acres, Lake Maxinkuckee 1,854 acres, Bass Lake 1,318, Bear Lake 1,149, and Sylvan Lake 1,100 acres. Tippecanoe is the deepest at 123 feet. Wawasee, Oliver, and Adams tie for second at 91 feet. Indiana has 200 lakes, 59 ranging from 3,528 to 202 acres, totaling 309 square miles of water, mainly in the northern part of the state. Kosciusko is noted as the banner lake county.
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Indiana State News Bulletin
L. S. Rowman
Koscuiusko County
Indiana
Wawasee
Maxinkuckee
Bass Lake
Bear Lake
Sylvan Lake
Tippecanoe
Oliver
Adams
Kosciusko
Banner Lake
Grandad Reflects On A World Of Worn Cogs And Dogs
A reflective verse notes a grandfather watching a changing world. He recalls worn gears and the refrain that things are going to the dogs. The piece nods to familial memory and enduring patience through imagery of logs and old skin togs.
Sailor On Shore Leave Learns Fork Etiquette
A humorous exchange has a sailor explaining facial scratches result from his wife teaching him to eat with a fork, contrasting roughing it at sea with domestic kitchen etiquette.
What Men Ask Of The Dermatician's Art
A brief column notes that men seek a lasting shave from the dermatician, praising enduring smoothness and asking how the craft can deliver a permanent result.
Missing Home Leaves Boy in Distress After Cider Incident
A brief dialogue shows Phi comforting Jake who cried after drinking cider and getting lost. Jake asks for help finding his way home while Phi urges not to worry.
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Jake
Public Health Campaign Emphasizes Early Tuberculosis Diagnosis
The National Tuberculosis Association funds a nationwide effort to stress early diagnosis for tuberculosis. Aimed at increasing public awareness, the campaign features films, literature, and clinics led by the Chicago Tuberculosis Institute with free monthly sessions at Dalton village hall.
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National Tuberculosis Association
Jennie White
United States
Chicago
Dalton Theatre
Riverdale Theatre
Dalton Village Hall
Chicago Tuberculosis Institute
Iva Lehman
R. N
Curbing Mischief in Courtroom Humor
A newspaper riff on human frailty highlights bank clerks as experts at concealing errors. A joke about a speeding case shows a judge weighing two crimes in one sentence. The piece ends with a remark about faith in women and sight.
Proverbial Patter From Oddball Observations
A collection of quirky lines about patience, speed, and speaking honestly. Witty quips cover respect silence and the stubbornness of aviation Atlantic routes while playful jests on marriage and mirrors punctuate the quirky tone.
Famous Historical Blunders and Everyday Ironies
A compact caricature of public misjudgments and idle rituals. References range from failed film sales to Valley Forge winters and colonial trades, ending with a quip about doctors and salesmen and a crossword joke. The tone mixes satire with dated social observations.
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Rome
Washington
Valley Forge
Palm Beach
Manhattan Island
Gimme Condensed Prayers Echo Ambition and Need
A terse line hints at numerous prayers condensed into a single plea for relief or help. The fragment evokes urgency and dependence, suggesting communal or personal longing for guidance, support, or intervention.
Sign in Window Offers Odd Moral Twist on Dress Sales
An old-time store window carries a sign inviting customers to inspect traveling suits and evening gowns while noting they will not be prompted to purchase. The phrasing adds a humorous, contrarian touch to a retail notice.
Ball Bearing Lighthouse Shields Japanese Beacon
A novel ball bearing system between the lighthouse tower and its foundation is designed to absorb seismic and tidal forces, preserving the structure from earthquakes and wave impact. The concept aims to stabilize the iconic tower amid natural hazards and slower structural stress.
Illinois Ranks Second in Value of Farm Property
Illinois places second among states in the value of farm property, reflecting strong agricultural assets and regional economic weight. The ranking highlights Illinois as a leading farming state with substantial land values and crop output.
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Illinois
Dolton Board Acts On Street Upkeep And Finances
The Dolton village board accepts revised ordinances on moving buildings and penalties, grants temporary Elliot-Fisher operator hire amid new finance system, thanks St Pauls church for street repair, and orders bids for sidewalks in Grant and nearby streets. They also plan action on a telegram charge and advertise special assessments 51 and 52.
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St. Paul’s Evangelical Lutheran Church
138Th Street
Fin
Gentry
Finance Committee
Elliot-Fisher
Telegraph Company
Smith
Dolton
Vetern Union
Board of Local Improvements
Banks save on interest using ai mail service
Seattle reports bankers cut thousands monthly by air transferring funds between the Pacific coast and New York. Checks over 500 dollars fly to the East and arrive in two days, two to four days faster than fast train. Returns also move by air, shortening collection to under a week. Currency shipments avoid air mail so far.
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Seattle
Pacific Coast
New York
Greece's violet named national floral emblem
The violet is designated as Greece's official floral emblem. It is celebrated as a symbol of national identity and heritage within Greek culture and traditions.
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Greece
Violet
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