Witty observations on love, policies, and silly sayings
A collection of humorous quips on topics from April flowers and pests to high costs of living and politics. It contrasts old sayings with modern quirks, noting Alaska and the Virgin Islands purchases, car fatalities, and social foibles in a tongue in cheek style.
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Sam
Alaska
Virgin Islands
Popularizing Cotton as a Stylish Everyday Fabric
The article discusses cotton gains as a fashionable fabric over five years. Past efforts to clear a surplus through a Buy a Bale movement failed. Advertising cotton goods as stylish items now yields results by creating demand and informing consumers.
Along the Fishing Streams and The Compleat Angler
The piece recalls Izaak Walton and his 300 year old book The Compleat Angler. It argues reading the work calms temper and helps people, including housewives and workers, find tranquility by the streams and reflect on fish and nature.
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Izaak Walton
Advice to Channel Anger Through Fishing
A concerned voice urges men to temper tempers by fishing as a constructive outlet. It laments declining fish stocks due to many fishermen and calls for regulation, stocking of silts, and strict adherence to fishing laws in their own interest.
Rockne’s Unique Gift
The article mourns Knute Rockne’s death in a tragic airplane crash and lauds his exceptional influence on players. It highlights his rise from immigrant origins to national prominence and his magnetic personality that spurred athletic achievement.
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Knute Rockne
America
Closing the Gates on Immigration in a Tight Labor Market
An editorial argues that legal entry to the United States is increasingly difficult due to labor mood and stringent visa controls. It notes a shrinking immigrant population, warns against welcoming those who become criminals, and calls for natives to be more integrated into American life.
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United States
Samuel
Labor Department
Sam
Hot Dogs in Greenland Way Stations for Aviators
Aviators study a proposed air route to Europe via Labrador Greenland and Iceland. Donald B. MacMillan has discussed with Postmaster General Brown the route’s practicability. The longest water jump is 600 miles and sleet in northern latitudes remains a peril.
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Europe
Labrador
Greenland
Iceland
Donald B. MacMillan
Arctic Exporer
Brown
America
Jumble of Jokes and Quips From a Humorous Column
A collection of jokes and humorous exchanges including a man with a wooden leg, marital jests, wordplay, and social nicks. The piece features quick one liners about love, work, golf, bridge, and a nagging aunt of wit. It ends with a jab about a next door neighbor’s summer plans.
Illinois theme era facts and ventures from 1678 to 1980
Illinois explorers note seven tribes with the Illini as the largest. Chicago tops candy output, surpassing New York. Chappel Brothers Rockford meat plant produces enough horse meat for 500000 dogs and claims the world’s largest facility. S H Thompson helped form Adams County Farm Bureau sixteen years after its founding. Illinois has 58000 utility firms and state land holdings across counties. Columbia Mississippi hosts pickle operations led by Budlong Chicago with a 27000 bushel capacity salting station. Agricultural agents push cucumbers on 525 acres. 1980 dill pickle output reaches 1418 barrels and 16 carloads of others.
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Illinois
Chicago
New York
Chappel Brothers
Rockford
Iinois
S. H. Thompson
Federal Farm Board
Adams County Farm Bureau
Pioneer Cooperative Livestock Marketing Organization
Illinoos
Columbia
Miss
Sinois Central Magazine
Budlong Pickle Company
Minois Central
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Michigan
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