Elbow grease tops fertilizer talk and local musings
A columnist lampoons common issues from unemployment to spring bills and government waste. Observations on dirt roads, dirt drivers, generation dynamics, sun tanning, a projected 700 million treasury deficit, and satire on legislative efforts frame a lighthearted community digest.
They Like Uncle Sam Porto Rico Visit Comments
Visiting members of the President's party say Porto Ricans welcome American rule. While occasional disaffection rumors persist, the island shows gratitude for U S relief after the 1928 hurricane and aid from American agencies.
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Foreclosure Sales Amid Depression Prompt Home Buying Hope
The depression drives foreclosure sales as families face loss of homes and low prices invite buyers. Low values may not last long but buyers gain rent savings and potential property value growth. Some overreaching projects caused losses. cautious purchases of smaller properties might have kept homes.
Charlie Chaplin narrowly escapes wild boar attack in France
Charlie Chaplin recounts a near miss during a France boar hunt as a boar charged within ten feet. He notes he could not have shot the animal and reflects on hunting as a noble sport for trained individuals versus peaceful urban life on Main Street.
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University of Maine hosts chicken calling contest
A humorous note on the universities chicken calling event and comparisons to hog and cow calling. The author jokes that a loud dinner cry travels far, while children may barely hear calls to clear the grass.
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Too Much Deficit In Congress Threatens National Finances
The article argues Congress adjourned after spending heavily and faces a potential deficit reaching 700 million dollars. It warns Uncle Sam may need to borrow or cut debt payments, noting prosperity will return with higher taxes as production rises and the treasury heals.
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Spring Fever Lays In With Wistful Daydreams Of Rest
A columnist muses on spring fever as a mix of physical and mental fatigue from winter strain. Readers feel languid, crave sunlight and roadside wanderings, and dream of lazy days by motor roads or trout streams as the season revives.
Evelyne Rechtlatllo Sets Hurdle Mark at Newark Meet
Mrs Evelyne Rechtlatllo of the Minor’s Women’s ALCL shaved a fifth of a second from the 60 yard hurdles record at the national AL AL UL championship meet in Newark New Jersey. The prior record of 7.0 seconds was set last year in Boston by Catherine M Donovan.
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Humorous Vignettes and Quips From a City Paper
A collage of jokes and light sketches features a mix of dialogue and one liners. Topics range from romance and marriage anniversaries to sailors and deck hands, with playful jabs at credit managers and everyday quirks.
Fly in the Tea Cups Sparks Frustrated Exchange
A customer asks for meaning of a fly in the bottom of tea cups and the waitress retorts she cannot tell the future. The brief exchange highlights a tense, humorous moment over tea service.
First Boa Constrictor Exchanges Odd Feast Banter
In a playful exchange two boas discuss a strange meal and a presumed rabbit. The first asks if the dog was swallowed, while the second recalls wanting a chaser and hints at humorous appetite.
Bargain Tale Turns To Oyster Search
A ten year old girl recounts her mother’s bargain led arrival of triplets to a mother. A waiter comments on finding a pearl in an oyster stew while a customer grunts and says he is looking for oysters.
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Illinois Second in Farm Horse Numbers With 814000 Head
Illinois ranks second among states in farm horse numbers, reporting 814000 head. The count reflects the scale of breeding and agricultural activity across the state.
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