Our Poor Little Earth Compared With Monster Suns
A popular astronomy piece notes Earth as a third rate planet and the sun dwells below the salt. Canopus and Aldebaran dwarf our sun, with stars like Rigel Sirius Betelgeuse far larger. Twain joke used to illustrate Earth’s small place in a vast cosmos.
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Earth
Jupiter
Canopus
Sirius
Mark Twain
Captain Stormfield
Heaven
New York World
Absentminded Professor Learns From Wife’s Clever Trick
A tale about Professor Bunsen and his wife showing how she suggested locking the door from outside and tossing the key to him from the window. The professor later recalls the humorous oversight and the missing correct key when they returned home.
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Bunsen
How They Got Out by Uncle Ephraim’s Hogs
A neighbor notes Uncle Ephraim finds his two razorback hogs missing from a rear pen. He suspects they escaped by lifting on a ridge and squeezing through a crack, despite no signs of theft or attempted climb.
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Remarkable Memory Feats Across History and Scholars
The text recalls Pascal's perfect recall of experiences, Avicenna reciting the Koran by age ten, Francis Suarez memorizing St Augustine, Scanger memorizing the Iliad and Odyssey in three weeks, and Justus Lipsius promising to recite Tacitus Histories without error under threat of death.
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Pascal
Avicenna
Francis Suarez
Scanger
Justus Lipsius
Tacitus
Birds of a feather do what quiz
A teacher tests youngsters with adage questions. One boy quickly answers birds of a feather do what. The exchange moves to admiration for a grandfather, the boy claiming he could do things no one else could and that he punished his father when he felt like it.
Curious Opinions and Odd Observations in Periodicals
A collage of short items includes a quarrel over vocal classifications with a joke about basso relievo, a Yun nan opium smuggling anecdote, ivy on walls and its effects, a primitive clock from Celebes, a playwright's marketing ploy, occult club banter, a Chicago tale of a cow in a past life, a glass breaking when shouted at, and other miscellany from various sources.
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China
Yunnan
Yunnanfu
Kweichau
Paris Revue Scientifique
Great Sand
Indian Ocean
Celebes
Spice Islands
South Dakota Farms For Sale by Morris Iowa Listings
A lengthy South Dakota land sale list offers farms in Turner and McCook counties, 70 to 80 miles west of Boyden Iowa. Properties range 160 to 320 acres near Marion Monroe Parker and Canistota with varied tillable acreage, buildings, and town access. Prices from 35 to 100 per acre with cash and 6 percent financing options.
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Boyden
Iowa
Turner
McCook
South Dakota
Sioux County
Holland Church
Holland Stores
German Church
Marion
Monroe
Parker
Turner County
Canistota
Nice Grove
Manon
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