Cuticura Relief for Three Year Acne Sufferer
G Bau mel of Chicago describes severe facial acne lasting three years. He used Cuticura Soap and Ointment after prior failed remedies and was cured in weeks following instructions from a Cuticura booklet. A free sample and 82 page book are offered by Cuticura Dept L Boston.
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20Th Place
Chicago
Dept. L
Boston
Marie Tempest Nose Quip at Waldorf Lenten Music
A young matron at the Waldorf Astoria Lenten musicale related four bon mots about Marie Tempest. One joke claimed Tempest joked about her nose as if it belonged to someone else. She recalled Tempest: when the Creator was looking for a nose for me he took the first one that turned up.
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Marie Tempest
Waldorf-Astoria
Miss Tempest
Murine Eye Remedy Advertises Quick Relief for Eyes
Murine eye product claims relief for red weak and watery eyes with granulated lids. The seductively written ad touts oculists compounding it and its long physician usage. Sold by druggists at 25 cents per bottle with aseptic tubes available. Marine Eye Remedy Co Chicago.
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Marine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
The New Wife Dialogue Ends In Humorous Quip
A brief exchange between a husband and his new wife ends with a witty remark about the wife being a typewriter not a sewing machine. The line highlights domestic humor and social mores of the era.
Paxton Antiseptic Paxtine Promoted for Dental Care
To keep artificial teeth and bridge work antiseptically clean and free from odors and disease germs Paxtine Antiseptics unequaled. At druggists 26c a box or sent postpaid on receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet Co. Boston, Mass.
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Paxton Toilet Co
Boston
Maks
Comparative Values Tart Quips Sparked by Wives
A witty exchange centers on the idea that wives outdo husbands in kitchen banter. One line claims a wife can make a tart reply, the other boasts she can make a pie speak for itself. The quip reflects humorous kitchen lore and domestic humor.
BromO Quinine Laxative Ad Teaser From Old Time Ad
Fragmentary ad copy mentions BromO Quinine laxative from Rhones NE and Garfield Tea for impure blood. References BEW signature, Beworld care a cold slogan, and a line about lazy women. Ends with lines urging tea use before retiring and self impartiality.
Lessons on Jesus Chose Disciples and Their Mission
A teaching summary on how Jesus selected twelve apostles, their roles as salt and light, and the need for faithful followers. It notes Jesus’ power with them, the diversity of backgrounds, and the call to bear fruit by transforming causes, not merely judging results.
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Whitfield
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Sankey
Thut
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Egypt
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Matthew
Pliny
Peter
Thunder
Thomas
Judas
He Was the One
A small boy visits the county clerk seeking a missing lady. Deputy Henry Smiley replies that he has seen several ladies, prompting the boy to identify himself as the one without a little boy and ask where the lady is.
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Henry Smiley
Sonny
Smiley
Denver Times
Calumet Baking Powder Wins Grand Prize Again
Calumet Baking Powder received the Grand Prize and Gold Medal at the International Pure Food Show in Paris in March 1912. This follows the Highest Award it previously won at the World's Pure Food Exposition in Chicago, underscoring its claimed superiority in wholesomeness purity and uniformity.
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Paris
Chicago
Supreme Faith and a $1000 Cheque Cash Dared
A man testifies that he gave his wife a $1,000 check yesterday hoping she would not cash it. He explains the plan was to compel her to prove or disprove her nerve in confronting him. The exchange reveals a chilling motive linked to alleged mental instability.
Witty Quip Highlights Electrician’s Social Prowess
A remark suggests an electrician should be socially successful for being well posted on current topics. The exchange asks why an electrician stands out, answering that he keeps up with current affairs.
Critique on Women and Gossip Echoes in Speech
A reader comments on gender roles noting it is unfair for women to have two ears for hearing gossip and only one tongue to repeat it. The remark reflects period attitudes and echoes debate over female propriety.
Bride Promises Obedience Yet Keeps Fingers Crossed
A wedding line notes the bride promises obedience but secretly keeps fingers crossed, reflecting a playful contradiction in vows and traditional expectations.
Invading the Enemy's Country Sermon Announces Mission School
Pastor Goodsole ends his sermon by saying he rented a room in a fashionable apartment for a mission Sunday school opening on the first Sunday in May. He doubts attendance but states it will run all summer, viewed as either opportunity or reproach. The sermon concludes with a closing hymn.
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Goodsole
In the Clutches of a Loan Shark
The dialogue suggests shortening the phrase to convey danger using the word Jaws as a substitute for clutches.
Pinchot Doubts Story Of Birds And Belief In Readers
At his brother’s Park Avenue home in New York Gifford Pinchot listens to a political reporter’s story for verification. He laughs and quips that many would not believe it if told, echoing an old Italian peasant line about loving birds but not eating them.
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Chas. H. Fletcher
Albert W. Kahl
Buffalo
N. Y
Gustave A. Eisengraeber
St. Paul
Minn
H. J. Dennis
St. Loui
8. A. Buchanan
Philadelphia
J. O. Simpson
Chicago
R. E. Eskildson
Omata
Neb
L. R. Robinson
Kansas City
Edwin I. Pardee
New York City
N. B. Sizer
Brooklyn
Gifford Pinchot
Park Avenue
New York
Christmas Eve Plans by Two Old Maids
Before the blaze on Christmas Eve two aging sisters discuss gifts. Sister Mallie wonders if a long stocking can hold all she desires while Elvira notes a pair of socks would suffice.
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Mallie
Elvira
The Easiest Answer Teacher Thirteen eggs price joke
The snippet presents a joke exchange about thirty eggs priced at fifty five cents a dozen. The pupil calls it outrageous, reflecting humor in a Boston Evening Transcript item.
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Boston Evening Transcript
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