Parodic Verse on Figures and Folly With Brinley Ag
A fragmented verse mocks numbers and schooling with quirky dialect and images. It critiques social labor and debt using parodied names and routines, urging readers to calculate, study, and then purchase a gun as a warning.
Private Brown Chapter XVII
Col Sanford wrestles with conflicted praise and anger as Private Brown earns respect for risking his life to save the colonel's child while entangled in a doomed romance with the captain's daughter. Lannan recalls Brown's drunken enlistment and odd luck, revealing a man of moral courage amid scorn.
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B Troop
Trishman
Lannon
New York
Joan
Damme
Alice
Disturbances Roil Formosa and Global Turmoil Report
A Hong Kong dispatch reports serious disturbances on Formosa with Chinese forces fighting mutinous troops. Other items note Russian demands against Japan, a fatal buoy dyke explosion in France, Indian warpath activity near St John ND, and various U.S. domestic incidents including a lakewood forest fire and a Tennessee governor pardoning convicts.
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Formosa
Japan
China
Russia
Long Island
N. Y
John Krewer
Bouzeey
France
St. Johna
N.D
Manitobs
Fort Totten
St. Johns
Toledo
Sadie Shephard
Turtle Light
Maumee Bay
Sevierville
Tenn
Thomas Gibson
Gibson
Oue Grand Jury
Butte, Mont
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Pekin
Morton
Buchanan
New York
Lakewood
N. J
O’grady
New York House
Congress
Canada
United States
Cleveland
Ohio & Indiana Torpedo Co
Lima
Turney
Tennessee
Angel’s Camp
Cal
Utica
To A
Mokelumne
Lexington
Washington
Care Hile
Kentucky
Blackburn
Old Adam’s Cain Joke From Early American Papers
A compact collection of quirky exchanges and quips from 19th century papers. The text cites a child urging permission to play while a parent insists on quiet, followed by a classic pun about Adam and Cain framed as a humorous observation from Harper’s Young People and the Atlanta Constitution.
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Harper's
Adam
Fden
Cain
Atlanta Constitution
Financial . A 160 page book making profound impressions
A brief note highlights a 160 page financial book creating strong impressions. The piece emphasizes the work's breadth and impact in financial discourse.
Coin's Financial School Praises Reach Many States
Readers across Michigan Iowa Indiana and California endorse Coin's Financial School urging wider teaching of monetary reform. Testimonials extol its clarity and urge distribution with options to receive free by mail or via a Progressive Farmer subscription.
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J.N. Markeen
Big Rapids
Mich
J. M. Clark
Charlevoix
W. ¥. Field
First National Bank
Odebolt
Iowa
Mra. C. R. Nugent
San Diego
Cal
Coin
L. P. Brock
Jonia
Financial School
America
O. P. Eversole
Port Wayne
Ind
Colin
Charles A., Littler
Jackson
Coin’s Financial School
Senate
Cain
Samuel J. Shafer
Mt. Vernon
Progressive Farmer
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Mt. Vernon, Ill
Different Eyes He in Love and the St Bernard
A playful verse contrasts two romantic pairs with a St Bernard dog as a humorous foil. The speaker hints at beauty and the beast dynamics and teases a charming admirer and a supportive partner in light verse.
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St. Bernard
Furniture sale cheap at Lennington and Webber
Large line of fine and common furniture new and second hand offered at less than wholesale prices. Bedroom suites bureaus chairs tables and more, good stock. It costs nothing to inspect and save money by buying. Call and see us at G ith's old stand five doors away Boalt Bond's drug store Vernon Illinois.
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Lennington: & Webber, G.ith
Aeay
Boalt Bond's Drug Store
Vernon
Tre Lnois
Are You Hard of Hearing or Deaf Health Help Ad
Call or send stamp for details on restoring hearing from a man once deaf for thirty years, John Garmore. Room 18, Hamilton Building, Fourth and Vine, Cincinnati Ohio.
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John Garmore
Hammond Bidg
Fourth and Vine
Cincinnati
Word to the Wise Advertises National Reach
A brief newspaper notice urges readers to advertise, claiming the word to the wise suffices. It proclaims now is the time to place ads across diverse audiences including Yankee, German, or Greek.
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Detroit
Paterfamilias
Alice
Materfamilias
Tommy
N. Y. World
The First Sign and Other Quick Snippets
A collection of brief humorous and observational quips from various papers. Witty exchanges cover manners, notices, and social scenes with cheeky asides about domestic life and etiquette. The items mix characters and small-town satire in period voice.
Why Monday Follows Sunday In Jests
Humorous exchanges between children and women frame a club scene with playful quips about cleanliness, hair, and fashion. Beatrice jokes about vanity while teasing another woman’s calf skin footwear as a retort.
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Gussy
Beatrice
Alarm clock breaks cause sleepless mornings in joke dialogue
In Brooklyn Life a husband complains sleep eludes him due to his wife breaking the alarm clock while a gag about seeking morphine in Philadelphia unfolds. The exchange ends with a humorous aside on mor phine availability and reaction.
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Brooklyn
Haverly
Philadelphia
Austen
Scott
Doctor You Need Exercise and Walks
A humorous line about a doctor advising exercise. The patient counters that he is the father of twins, highlighting a busy parental constraint. The exchange reflects light domestic wit rather than medical detail.
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