Hair Breadth and Modern Man Gags
A string of short jokes about heaven doors a taxi driver and a wealthy father a deaf grandfather and prayers a dog and leftovers a mortgaged car on credit. The humor centers on misunderstandings and social quirks.
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Newspaper
Preston Citizen
Location
Preston, Idaho, United States of America
Date
Apr 20, 1961
Page
6
A string of short jokes about heaven doors a taxi driver and a wealthy father a deaf grandfather and prayers a dog and leftovers a mortgaged car on credit. The humor centers on misunderstandings and social quirks.
Oxford news notes William Baker and daughter with husband Gordon Albrecht and son Robert arrived home Sunday after wintering in Pocatello. They visited Clifton locals, dined with Jack Choules, and saw Henry Hatch before returning.
The piece argues that production gains outpace distribution advances and union rules raise costs. It cites Jimmy Hoffa and Teamsters contracts forcing $5 per loaded trailer into a welfare fund, hindering progress. It notes bread delivery costs exceed 25 percent of price and calls for labor to be subject to anti trust laws to prevent artificial price suppression.
A high school graduate reports landing well paid secretarial roles after completing a Stevens Henager course. The program offers free placement assistance and pay as you rearm terms.
In a humorous letter, Uncle Dan muses on clocks at the National Bureau of Standards erring by a 50th of a second in 24 hours. He jokes Congress may spend 150000 to fix them after accountability hearings and suggests bells and sunup to sundown timekeeping as fixes.
A globetrotting tale includes a South American visit with jokes about bull fighting and a comic beauty scam. A floorwalker quits to become a police officer who muses the customer is always wrong.
The April Crusade of the American Cancer Society repeats its call to protect families with regular checkups. The message emphasizes early detection and medical care as the best defense against cancer.
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