Fair packaging for a son labeled with humorous warnings
A humorous monologue on merchandising a child for marriage, imagining a sticker on a boy's forehead reading This Person May Be Injurious To Your Mental Health. The narrator lists domestic quirks and flaws like improper washcloth wringing, newspaper folding, and table manners, presenting a satirical label reading BOY 11 years old Made in U S A with fake ingredients and calories.
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Dear Abby Door Swings Both Ways
Abigail Van Buren weighs a reader question about adult offspring and parents living together. A 21-year-old graduate earns $100 weekly and asks to be paid for room and board while parents propose a monthly charge. The Parents reply that both sides should support themselves and avoid freeloading.
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Aces Dana Andrews Mary Todd in stage life and bridge
Dana Andrews and Mary Todd shared stage glory in First Lady and married for 34 years. Now Mary returns to the lights as their home life continues. Their bridge partnership features sharp defense and detailed play as West leads heart queen and East wins with ace.
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