Abstract musings mix of headlines and quips from papers
A collage of brief quotes and wry lines from Chicago Record Herald Baltimore Sun Boston Herald and others. It includes remarks on diplomacy crowns porkskins and fashion with a tongue in cheek tone reflecting satirical press chatter.
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The
Baltimore Sun
No woman who wears a rat shall become my wife
An Ohio college professor declares a rule for marriage that insults women who wear a rat. The remark provokes debate about sexism and campus culture.
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Ohio
Gypsy gas stations and groceries spark trivia in Parla
A Chicago princess stranded in Parla notes scant groceries and worries about locating gasoline stations for new all machines while the Atlantic Constitution questions the language Esperanto and its imagined wobble in the throat.
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Atlantic Constitution
Russian minister Shipoff urged to lead trade reforms
The Russian minister of commerce Shipoff is urged to live up to the duty of his office. Keir Hardie counsels Americans to enter politics saying they do so with zeal, though some follow agitators as sheep follow a bell-wether.
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Shipoff
Keir Hardie
Hair adornments fade as rats give way to rodents
A woman's magazine notes a shift in fashion or hair decor from ratn items to small rows of mice, suggesting a playful trend change in personal adornment. The remark humorously contrasts traditional hair accessories with miniature rodent motifs.
Fall and Spring Flanky Pie Versus Spring Cucumber
The piece contrasts the first fall flanky juicy epley ralaby mince pie with the first spring cucumber. It notes a Milwaukee hermit who avoided washing for eight years likely drank but did not seek intimacy, hinting at abstinence.
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Milwaukee
Poetic Questioning on Plant Feelings and Senses
A compact reflective phrasing questions whether plants can feel with corn ears hearing potatoes eyes seeing trees moaning and a rose blushing, prompting consideration of nonhuman perception in nature.
Announcement on New York's 75+ women in city
An annunciation notes that about 19 500 women over 75 live in New York. The remark links the figure to many chorus girls in the city, framing the topic as unsurprising given the local entertainment scene.
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Annourance
New York
Flowers May Have Ritmp Toes Hat In Odd Courier Line
Louisville Courier Journal notes a whimsical line on flowers with corsage bouquet and honeysuckle on the poregan that tells no tales. The quirky wording hints at a playful, possibly era specific, regional newspaper quip.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Des Moines man buys weekly candy for mother in law
A Detroit Free Press note states a Des Moines man purchases five pounds of candy for his mother in law each week as part of an alleged safe scheme seen as safer than a slow poison plan.
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Des Moines
Detroit Free Press
North Cape Cliffs Desecrated by Advertising Painters
The North Cape’s cliffs have been marred by advertising painters brushing over the natural rock, prompting voices that Peary would deny them a chance at the north pole.
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North Cape
Peary
North Pole
Carneg ie style medal offered for full political reading
A Louisville Courier Journal note offers a prize to the man who has read all political platforms speeches of acceptance and campaign books in full. The quirky reward highlights the era's emphasis on informed voters and exhaustive political literature.
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Louisville Courier- Journal
Auto-suggestion draws scientist focus in modern era
Scientists turn attention to auto-suggestion as a notable topic. The text recalls a monologue of a man lying in dust attempting to coax machinery described as a snorting go-devil, illustrating a gritty scene of technological struggle.
Connecticut Farmer Demands Flying Machine Clause in Policy
An optostate farmer in Connecticut insists on a flying machine clause in his insurance policy, arguing that flying machines are as uncertain as tornadoes, since one can never know when or what will strike.
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Connecticut
Heiress Says Mock Marriage Averted Foreign Title Purchase
A Philadelphia heiress claims she entered a sham marriage to stop her parents from buying a foreign title for her. Reportedly, her mother has forgiven the daughter, casting doubt on the tale.
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Philadelphia
Government plans molasses road in Massachusetts
The government will prepare a binder for macadam roads using residue from sugarcane manufacture, a by product with no current use. A concern is that children may carry off the road for chewing or other dangers, prompting warnings about safety.
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Massachusetts
Dahlia Fad Predicted as Florists Embrace Colorful Varieties
The dahlia rises in the floral world as exhibitions prepare in eastern regions after a special display in Jodianapollo last year. A stiff formal blossom with rich colors and 600 plus known varieties attracts both professional and amateur florists who regularly experiment to create new specimens.
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Jodianapollo
Italy seeks American moving pictures in film drive
Italy shows interest in American motion pictures with a motto favoring U S product when in doubt of quality. The tone remains friendly as it speaks to nations abroad without prideful stance.
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Italy
United States
Runaway Elephant Troubles York Keepers With Snakes
A runaway elephant in York caused trouble for its keepers who battled both the elephant and snakes at the same time, reflecting the extra nuisance of managing such creatures.
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York
Proposed Amendments to the Missouri Constitution
A set of five proposed constitutional amendments from 1908 to Missouri voters includes: (1) a general assembly compensation, with specific pay and expense rules and limits on emoluments. (2) a 1905 revenue and taxation amendment granting counties authority to levy a road and bridge tax up to 25 cents per $100 value under discretionary control. (3) an initiative and referendum amendment outlining people’s powers to propose laws, approve measures, and set petition rules with specific thresholds. (4) a judicial amendment reorganizing the supreme court into three divisions and defining structure and assignments, with divisions handling cases and maintaining a chief justice.
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State of
Missouri
General Assembly
Senate
House of Representatives
House
Arid
Legislative Assembly
Secretary of State
Justice of the Supreme Court
Judicial Department
Supreme Court
Banc
St. Louis
State OF Missouri
Department OF State
John EF. Swancer
Forty-fourth General Assembly
Jefferson
E. Swanger
Missouri Supreme Court Expansion and Tax Amendment Details
The text outlines the Missouri constitution amendment creating a three-division supreme court with court in banc, new eight and ten year terms, and rules for assignment, transfer, and quorum. It also lists concurrent provisions on salaries, enforcing validity, and operation from adoption. A Fifth Constitutional Amendment proposes to replace the general property tax with local option taxation, specify state and local revenue sources, and describe tax administration for counties, townships, and municipalities after January 1, 1909.
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Supreme Court In
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Supreme Court
Court In Banc
Bane
Court of Appeals
Circuit Court
Courts of Appeals
St. Louis Court
State of Missouri
General Assembly
City of
St. Louis
State Board of Equalization
Feneral Assembly
Oroerty
Alleh
Missouri constitutional amendments on debt limits and taxation
A historical Missouri legislative text outlines proposed constitutional amendments. It covers taxation powers, debt limits for cities, and new sections authorizing increased indebtedness for waterworks, light plants, and subway projects with voter approvals, tax provisions, and safeguards. The document includes official verification by the Secretary of State and references the 1908 election context.
Hue and cry waistcoat quip rocks Cleve Leader
A brief exchange from the Cleve and Leader mocks a fashion joke about a new waistcoat. The line plays on the phrase hue and cry, delivering a playful pun centered on attire.
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Charlie
Cleve
The Way Through This Life We Find The Only Win
A terse religious reflection notes that true victory comes by shedding fear and embracing faith, urging readers to buckle in and persevere through life. The brief meditation appears in a Detroit Free Press style snippet, offering a compact, exhortative sentiment.
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Detroit
Prema
Coffin Was a Back Number and Sold by Hatton Man
Isaac Coffman of Hatton Pennsylvania sold a coffin he made twenty years ago because his wife said it was out of date. He built the chestnut coffin to be cozy and homelike during poorer days and kept it handy in retirement. Now he plans to buy a newer casket to suit changing styles.
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Isaac Coffman
Hatton
Mr. Cotman
Missouri State Finances Report Highlights Treasury Balance
Missouri finances show a September 30 treasury balance of 1 245390 17 and a revenue fund up to 307110 26 with no danger of exhaustion this year. August's total was 1 011514 66 with September receipts at 5380 141 45 and disbursements of 346 265 92. Penitentiary earnings reach 26968 43. fund balance 14782 23. Good roads fund stands at 22514 from 4462 licensed autos. Secretary of state fees for September total 15967 29970, including notarial commissions, corporation taxes, miscellaneous, land, bank inspection, and auto registration. Also notes Missouri mules to India: 40 animals to Liverpool then Calcutta to form artillery herd, shipped from Kansas City by Guyton Harrington Mule Co. Mules are small, under 12 1/2 hands, about 750 pounds, suited for artillery use in mountains.
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Good Roads Fund
Secretary of State
Land Department
Missouri
Liverpool
England
Calcutta
India
E. C. Loch
London
Indian Cavalry
Kansas City
Guyton & Harrington Mule Company
Photographed 150 Times by Trans Atlantic Passenger
Little Winifred Mower of Joplin is highlighted as the most photographed passenger aboard the Red Star Vaderland arriving recently. An accomplished pianist who studied in Paris, she is linked to wealth through her mother Mrs H Mower and O A Nichols, with stories of poverty and a motherless childhood fading beside her famed beauty.
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Miss Winifred Mower
Joplin
H. Mower
Vaderland
Paris
Leap Year Tactics Win Court Divorce in Macon
Circuit Judge Scott grants a divorce to Mrs. Iota Scott from Frank Scott, a wealthy farmer, after accepting a letter the wife wrote before marriage in which she invited him to call and admitted she fancied him. The court held only this evidence warranted the divorce as the couple could not endure each other.
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Scott
Macon
Mre
Iota Scott
Frank Scott
Delinquent Jackson County Firms Face Action After Filing Failure
Secretary of State John E. Swanger mails 500 Jackson County corporations a list of noncompliant firms for failing to file anti trust affidavits and annual reports. Prosecutor Isaac B. Kimbrell must initiate proceedings to collect penalties under state law.
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John E. Swanger
Isaac B. Kimbrell
Jackson County
State Department
Record Kansas City post office receipts rise in September
Last month the Kansas City post office posted total receipts of 171 718 58 dollars, up 19 785 86 from the year before and 2 365 74 from the prior peak in October 1907. Stamp sales led with 148 566 30 and other sources produced 22 152 28, up 14.1 and 5.1 percent respectively, while the first quarter of the fiscal year showed a 42 438 72 year over year gain.
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Kansas City
Holden’s Big Farm Show Ends
Holden’s first annual farm produce and livestock show closed with an attendance of 6000. More than 600 entries were made in the farm product horse and mule classes.
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Holden
Always Sorry Afterward
The speaker recalls that a man who allows his children to wander into a field and encounter a reaper is always sorry afterward. The cautionary line suggests regret follows imprudent parental or societal neglect and warns against letting danger linger.
Fragments From A Curious Shop In Co luiphia
A garbled OCR fragment describes an esthetic butcher shop in Co luiphia with a ceranium tree 544 feet high covered in blooms. It mentions a plant stew in a pot six inches deep, and the owner hoping for growth and future payoff.
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Coluiphia
Doctor Excited by New Wustomobile Fractious Ride
A doctor in Columbia experienced strong excitement as his new wustomobile behaved erratically, causing him to exclaim Whoa whoa and react with notable enthusiasm during the test.
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Columbia Iy
Joplin Recruiting Station Closes for Lack of Applicants
The Joplin naval recruiting station has been discontinued due to few applicants. With its closure, Missouri is left with two recruiting offices in Kansas City and St. Louis.
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Joplin
Naval
Missouri
Kansas City
St. Louis
Train Tragedy Claims Centralia Messenger Boy
Roy Gray, a Western Union messenger from Centralia, was struck and killed by a Wabash train while trying to deliver an order to the engineer of an extra freight. The incident occurred at Centralia.
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Roy Gray
Western Union
Centralia
Governor Names Officials to State Boards and Posts
Gov Folk appointed J B Sampson of Lee's Summit to the state board of agriculture for the Fifth district to fill the vacancy from Judge Samuel W Hudson’s death. He also named coal oil inspectors A F Slawson of Desoto, W F Potts of Fayette, Felix G Young of Lexington, and A E Harris of Charleston for two year terms from June 23 or September dates, replacing resignations and vacancies.
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Folk
J. B. Sampson
Lee’s Summit
State Board of Agriculture
Fifth Congressional District
Samuel W. Hudson
Independence
A. F. Slawson
Desoto
Henry Kempe
W. F. Potts Fayette
Howard County
Felix G. Young
Lexington
A. E. Harris
Charleston
Near Sighted Police in St Joseph Robbery
Cries for help drew a St Joseph man into an alley where a black woman grappled with him and pocketed 240 dollars. Two black suspects were arrested nearby but denied guilt. After two days one suspect guided officers to a post where the money lay hidden for days, visible to passersby within a half block.
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St. Joseph
St Josephs opens new auditorium with military hall
St Josephs auditorium built by public subscription at a cost of 200000 opened with a military hall in honor of visiting US army officers. The hall, among the finest in the country, seats 10000. During the inaugural event fires occurred twice from electric wires and a flashlight photo. Fires were put out with only minor injuries to several persons.
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St. Joseph’s
St. Joseph's
United States Army
Freed by Forged Order Escapes From Hospital
Elmer Gulick, once convicted of numerous robberies and given a five year sentence to the penitentiary, had been confined at the state hospital for the insane at St. Joseph through the influence of relatives. He escaped using a forged order signed with Superintendent W. F. Kuhn’s name.
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Elmer Gulick
Penitentiary
State Hospital For Insane
St. Joseph
W. F. Kuhn
Persecuted Student Faces Threats at University
James Klumpp of Stich Hill reports receiving black hand letters and bogus telegrams, orders to leave money at spots, and kidnappings described as shanghaied trips of 20 or 30 miles in a spring wagon with hands tied, gagged, and blindfolded since enrolling at the university, according to the Columbia Tribute.
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James Klumpp
Stich Hill
Columbia
Negro Diplomat Arrested in Grand Larceny Case
Dr. J. A. S. Crossland, a Negro former United States minister to Liberia and a St. Joseph Republican Negro leader, was arrested on a grand larceny charge for alleged theft from the Red Cross pharmacy.
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J. A. S. Crossland
United States
Liberia
St. Joseph
Red Cross
Tragedy Near Joplin Claims Neosho Candidate
James M. Lillard a 50 year old Democratic candidate for city assessor of Neosho was struck and killed by a St. Louis and San Francisco passenger train at Joplin. He was brother of Edward Lillard editor of the Neosho Times. Fireman rang bell and engineer blew whistle but Lillard did not move from the tracks.
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St. Louis
San Francisco
James M. Lillard
Neosho
Joplin
Edward Lillard
Jackson County School Money Apportioned After Enrollment Count
Jackson County completes annual apportionment for school funds. There are 75,597 school age children in the county including Kansas City. Total apportionment is 168,789.78 dollars, with 126,474.59 from the state. Kansas City's share is 145,608.24 dollars.
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Jackson County
Kansas City
Freshmen Shine Sophomores Shoes At State University
A campus event showed the state university using a polishing drill where freshmen shined sophomores shoes to demonstrate the institution as a good place to acquire polish and discipline.
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State University
Woman Dies in Sunday School at Centropolis Church
Mrs Margaret James aged 24 died after collapsing while descending to her Sunday school class at Centropolis Baptist Church in Kansas City. She had been teaching the children for the past year when the incident occurred in the Sunday school area.
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Margaret James
Centropolis Baptist Church
Kansas City
County Clerks to Meet in Kansas City in October
The second annual meeting of the County Clerks Association of Missouri will gather at the Coates house in Kansas City on October 14 and 15, with events scheduled October 19 as the opening date.
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County Clerks’ Association of Missouri
Coates House
Kansas City
Missouri School of Mines Opens 37th Year at Holla
The Missouri state school of mines and metallurgy at Holla enters its thirty seventh year with the largest attendance and enrollment in its history, showing a gain of more than 35 percent over last year.
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Missouri State School of Mines and Metallurgy
Holla
Telegraph Operator Killed by Train at Centralia
Roy Gray, an employee of the Western Union Telegraph Company and the Wabash railroad, was struck and killed by a freight train in Centralia. He was 18 years old.
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Roy Gray
Western Union Telegraph Company
Wabash Railroad
Centralia
Edmonia the chambermaid faces harsh fate in gas tragedy
In a Richmond hospital setting a bleak scene unfolds as Edmonia, a Black chambermaid newly educated in a seminary, recounts a past rival who died by gas as exams approached. The tale, framed by a grim Harper's Magazine vignette, hints at deadly class and racial tensions.
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Harper's Magazine
A Question of Ownership In a Quip
A playful column exchange centers on inheritance and family, with a caller joking that Richman has two daughters while another asserts only one and claims the other. The lighthearted banter hints at social expectations and property quirks.
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Richman
Eczema Vanished By Cuticura After Magic Cure
Mrs T W Hyde of Brentwood Essex describes a severe eczema ordeal in 1907. After two doctors failed to help she used Cuticle Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills and says the eruption cleared in three quarters of the ointment.
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T. W. Hyde
Brentwood
Essex
England
Riches Foundry Accident Reveals Massive Silver Hoard
Peter Terreros a muleteer discovered Real del Monte deposits in Hidalgo and after 12 years earned 15 million dollars and a Spanish noble title. In another tale two Holados brothers, once fuel carriers, found a crevice opened by earthquake containing a silver block worth 1.25 million dollars.
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Peter Terreros
Real del Monte
Hidalgo
Holados
Riches Unearthed in 1873 Silver Mine Bonanza
A historical note recounts the discovery of the Big Bonanza silver mine in 1873 after a final strike of the pick when capital and hope waned. The mine yielded ore valued at 160 million dollars, becoming a famed treasure house in mining lore.
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Hope
Sillver
Pettit's Eye Salve Promises Quick Relief for Irritated Eyes
Instant relief for eyes irritated by dust heat sun or wind is offered by Pettit's Eye Salve priced at 25 cents. Distributed by Howard Bros. druggists in Buffalo New York.
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Pettit
Howard Bros
Buffalo
Mrs Wingston Teething Syrup Ad In Olmsted Lectur NY
Fragmentary ad style text promotes Mrs Wingston soothing syrup for teething children claiming to soften gums ease pain and cure symptoms. It includes stray phrases about money wealth and offers a free package via unspecified solicitation.
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