Desperate Claims and Curious Observations Across The News
A column of misc items includes a mix of opinion lines and quirky notes. Topics range from a miner desperado and a Peruvian testimony to naval warfare quips, immigration, Napoleon, Wall Street envy, and odd questions like can a whale scream. It threads humorous asides about oysters and business prudence.
Educated rats proposed to curb rat problem with signs
A columnist suggests a novel pest control plan by releasing educated rats to patrol the city and post a sign declaring No rats allowed aside the city, reasoning that the educated rats will guide others and deter infestation. The idea mixes satire with commentary on urban management and public signage.
Comfort Costs in New York for Mr. Thomas
Mr. E. R. Thomas of New York states he cannot live comfortably in that city for less than $50,000 annually. Yet some people still believe they can be very comfortable on one berth of that amount.
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E. R. Thomas
New York
Lander Graduates Urged to Build Beyond Athletics
A Columbia University student bannered by a long tenure at the university argues that the landergraduates of America’s largest owner university should aim for more than athletics. The remark frames a call for lasting achievement after decades of constancy.
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Columbia F University
America
Virginia Man Sues for Divorce Over Not Being a Cook
A Virginia man sues for divorce claiming poor cooking as the fault. The story notes the wife's famous phrase feed the brain and suggests she had a strong recipe for a happy home.
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Virginia
Pittsburg Millionaires Under Fire Over Wedding Styles
A Smoky City minister launches a campaign against the wedding styles chosen by newly rich Pittsburg militiamen. Amid panics and preachers, pundits and the press, there appears to be little amusement for the city’s sudden wealth.
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Pittsburg
Western academy expels pupil for mollycoddle attitude
The pupils of a western military academy expelled a classmate labeled a mollycoddle and the faculty approved allowing self government for the scholars. The incident suggests other students share the trait within the establishment.
Woman sews husband in blanket and whips him for drunkenness
An Indiana woman uses a harsh remedy after her husband returns intoxicated. She sews him up in a blanket and horsewhips him, arguing that reform may be sincere but such a method is painful and unacceptable.
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Indiana
New York Boy With “What?” Habit Sent Home For Cure
A New York boy known for the “What?” habit was sent home by his employer with a note to his father asking for cure. The note ended with a remark that they liked him and should be sent back. This treatment contrasts with harsher responses others with similar habits often face when entering the workforce.
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New York
Newark Council Targets Displays of Crime Imagery in Ads
The Newark New Jersey common council has attacked a nuisance bill by banning representations of crime and indecent pictures. Commercial posters may be defended as art, but authorities condemn theatrical advertising as falling below moral standards.
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Common Council
Newark New Jersey
Newark
Woman Argues for Varsity Debate at Coed College
Objections to a young woman joining the varsity debating team appeared to fade as she out argued the opponent. St Wan noted judges might be biased but personality helps in debate. The lady won the argument and proved fitness for the formal trial of reason and persuasion.
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St Wan
Japanese Emigration Rules Echo Pinafore Sibling Chorus
The new regulations limit emigration of Japanese laborers to Hawaii to those with prior visits and extend to their immediate families. Estimates place the Japanese population in Hawaii around 40,000 to 70,000, with a possible additional 500,000 emigrants under the plan.
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Hawaii
Joseph Porter
Pinafore
Bay
Train Ditching Near Springfield Destroys Route
The Illinois Central Diamond Special from Chicago to St. Louis plunged 40 feet into a ditch three miles southeast of Springfield at 4 am Saturday. Engineer Homer Davis and fireman escaped injury. four rear coaches carried passengers who were shaken but unharmed. A crowbar near the wreck suggests the spikes were pulled to wreck the train.
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Springfield
Iilinois Central
Chicago
St. Louis
Homer Davis
Clinton
Chicago & Alton
Night Riders Kill Harlan Hedges in Kentucky
In Carlisle Kentucky a band of night riders killed Harlan Hedges, a prominent Independent farmer, seven miles northwest of town. Awakened by shouts he fired at intruders, the riders shot back killing him as his wife reached his side. The masked men fled without setting fire to the house or barn. This marks the first murder by nightriders in the Blue Grass region.
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Carl'sle
Harlan Hedges
Blue Grass
Kentucky
Hedges
Fire at Waterbury hotel endangers guests and responders
In Waterbury Connecticut a hotel fire early Saturday sparked gas meter explosions as two policemen alerted guests who escaped suffocation. Firemen were felled by gas in the rear of the building with one man in serious condition.
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Waterbury
Conn
United States
Fatal scratch leads to death in Ohio
Maurice White and his wife tried to steady their infant on March 7 in Cincinnati. In the struggle Mrs. White scratched Maurice on the nose with her fingernail, and erysipelas developed. He died Saturday after the injury.
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Cincinnati
Ohio
Maurice White
Burglars Beat Woman to Death Near Indiana Pa
Mrs Barbara Offtner an elderly resident of White township was found unconscious at her home Friday after burglars robbed the house. She died Saturday from the beating. Indiana authorities investigated the incident in White township.
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Indiana
Barbara Offtner
White Township
Here
Rate ruling cuts Colorado coke freight to Amarillo
Washington action by the Interstate Commerce Commission finds Santa Fe’s $3.36 per ton rate on Colorado coke to Amarillo Texas excessive and orders a maximum not to exceed $2.90 per ton. Chairman Knapp signs the opinion Friday detailing the ruling against Amarillo Gas Co. and the Santa Fe system.
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Washington, D. C
Inter Estate Commerce Commission
Knapp Friday
Colorado
Amarillo
Tex
Amarillo Gas Co
Fire Endangers Forest Park University Girls School
A blaze broke out shortly before noon Saturday at Forest Park University a girls school at 600 Slayton road on the south side of Forest Park opposite the World's Fair grounds. The fire started in the kitchen near the eastern end and spread rapidly to the main building and Cairns Hall adjoining the structure.
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Girls’ University
St. Louis
Forest Park University
Slayton Road
Porest Park
Cairns
Chicago Woman Charged With Grand Larceny
New York Ada Henkle twenty years old listed as a Chicago bookkeeper was arrested last night at the request of Chicago police. She is wanted on charges of grand larceny.
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New York
Ada Henkle
Chicago
Ex-president Grover Cleveland will miss Atlanta meeting
Grover Cleveland, the only living ex president and member of the national child labor committee, writes secretary Dr A McKelway that he cannot attend the committee meeting in Atlanta planned for early April.
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Atlanta
Grover Cleveland
National Child Labor Committee
A. McKelway
Five Hundred Poisoned at Church Social in Upper Sandusky
Five hundred people were made ill from ptomaine poisoning after a church social in Upper Sandusky Ohio. They suffered after eating chicken and waffles at the event.
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Upper
Sandusky
Trace Woman with Hounds Charged in Mission Ridge Arson
Ada Palmer of Chattanooga Tennessee was pursued by bloodhounds and arrested for arson at the $6,000 residence of H McFarland on Mission Ridge. This marks her second arson charge.
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Chattanooga
Tenn
Ada Palmer Wen
Mission Ridge
Aged Worcester Surgeon Sent to State Almshouse
Dr. John Wellesley Sill, once a noted physician and cancer specialist in Worcester mass, aged 83, has requested transfer to the state almshouse at Tewksbury.
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Almshouse
Worcester
Mass
John Wellesley Sill
Tewksbury
Tragedy in Evansville as two women clash in doctors office
In Evansville Indiana Mrs Jenny Farmer was found with a stab wound in a buggy after a confrontation with Mrs Nancy Davenport wife of John M Davenport president of Abstract Title Guarantee Company at the office of Dr Henry C Jorgensen. Dr Jorgensen was found dead in his office a suspected suicide. Coroner to hold inquest. Davenport allegedly attacked a stenographer and had prior asylum history.
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Evansville
Ind
Jennie Farmer
Nancy Davenport
Henry C. Jorgensen
Jorgensen
Farmer
Mrs. Davenport
Delegates Arrested During Jewish Conference in Moscow
In Berlin and Char kof, 62 delegates from a national Jewish organization were arrested by troops while meeting to discuss race under Muscovite rule. They were tortured, chained, and imprisoned without trial, with leading Jewish figures from across the Empire among those detained.
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Berlin
Charkoff
Russia
Empire
Poison in steel revolver threats hit Chicago officials
Sensational letters threaten Mayor Busse Chief Shippy and Assistant Chief Sennettler. A mysterious man named Nouby Slee arrested near the mayor's residence after midnight. Letters describe a noiseless revolver firing steel point cartridges and poisoning victims. Slee held for investigation.
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Chicago
Busse
Shippy
Sennettler
Nouby Slee
Lilley Withdraws From Inquiry On Electric Boat
Representative Lilley has effectively stepped back from the charges against the Electric Boat Company as the inquiry opens with Secretary Metcalf as key witness. Lilley sits apart while Chairman Boutelle presents a letter from William Dulles denying resigning a directorship over suspected misconduct. Metcalf testifies submarines are a naval necessity.
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Washington, D. C
Lilley
Electric Boat Company
Metcalf
Boutelle
William Dulles
New York
New York Jewelry Buyer Arrested for $165000 Theft in San Francisco
J Edward Boeck, a New York jewelry buyer, wanted for theft of pearls and diamonds valued at 165000, was arrested Tuesday night after leaving a McAllister street saloon. He had desk room with Marcellus and Pitt on Broadway and access to their stock, allegedly making off with 50000 worth of Chinese government bound pearls plus other gems.
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San Francisco
Cal
J. Edward Boeck
New York
McAllister Street
Boeck
Marcellus & Pitt
Broadway
Thaw to Stay in Asylum as Divorce Case Proceeds
New York report says Harry Kendall Thaw will remain at Matteawan unless his mental condition improves soon. Officials tie his release to the outcome of Evelyn Nesbit Thaw’s divorce suit filed on grounds of insanity.
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New York
Harry Kendall Thaw
Matteawan
Evelyn Nesbit Thaw
Thaw
Asylum For the Insane
Evelyn
Des Moines Faces Statewide Coal Mine Shutdown
Des Moines Iowa reports a looming coal famine as every Iowa mine is set to close on April 1. Dealers predict at least four months of shutdown with little coal mined. Local companies stockpile coal and factories brace for reduced supplies.
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Des Moines
Iowa
Mmining
Unknown Negro Shoots Burns Relatives in Burns Miss
In Burns Mississippi an unidentified Black man shot and mortally wounded Baxter and Rufus Burns, who are relatives of Senator McLaurin. Governor Noel ordered bloodhounds from Rankin County convict farm to pursue. motive unknown.
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Jackson, Miss
Mortuily
Baxter
Rufus Burns
Burns
Miss
Senator McLaurin
Mississippi
Noel
Rankin County
Two Guards Die Near Rio Grande in Smuggling Incident
In El Peso Texas, Charles Jones and Charles Logan, mounted customs guards, were found dead in the Rio Grande dry bed Friday morning. Smugglers are blamed. shooters were heard Thursday at midnight and Friday, with the victims found among smuggler footprints.
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el Peso
Texas
Charles Jones
Charles Logan
Rio Grande
Western Canada crops cannot be checked claim
A letter from A Kaltenbrunner, Commissioner of Immigration, Winnipeg, praising homesteading in Western Canada. He recounts his and his son’s farms between Rouleau and Drinkwater, near Moose Jaw creek, with 70 acres wheat yielding 20 bushels per acre, 30 acres summer fallow at 25 bu/acre, 9,000 bushels of first class oats from 160 acres, and carloads shipped at 53 cents per bushel. He asserts weather and spring delays aside, Western Canada crops cannot be checked.
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Dominion
Regina
Sask
Winnipeg
Rouleau and
Drinkwater
Moose Jaw Creek
One Woman's Wrongs Barbed Wire Pocket Inventor
A comical exchange from New York Weekly recounts Mrs. Smallpurse urging her husband to invent wealth. Months later he unveils a patent for a barbed-wire safety pocket for husbands, prompting delighted anticipation of fortune.
Snake bite confusion in hospital case ends with recovery
An elderly man was brought in comatose with snake venom symptoms in Victoria Nova Scotia. Investigation showed he had been bitten by a dog that died soon after from snake bite. Medical treatment succeeded and the man slowly recovered from the snake poison indirectly transmitted by the dog.
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Victoria
N.S. W
Lucia at the Metropolitan Opera Prompts Latin Question
A clubman recalls a cousin attending Lucia at the Metropolitan last winter and asking if the opera is in Latin revealing a witty audience quip. Also a Mrs Torkins anecdote notes a wife gifting cigars to her husband who smokes a pipe to save them for later.
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Metropolitan Opera House
Connecticut
Donizetti
Harper’s
Real Royalty for Her Amiable Union in Milan
Milan reports Miss Elkins will be created a royal highness in her own right upon marriage to the Duke of Abruzzi. The Curious Delta Serva notes the accord elevates her status as she weds into the Abruzzi line.
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Milan
Italy
Delta Serva
Miss Elkins
Abruzzi
Senator W. J. Bryan in Florida listed in critical condition
Washington D C The condition of Senator W J Bryan of Florida was reported very critical Thursday Dr Samuel Fry Ellis physician was at his bedside all night with the Senator's brother who arrived yesterday from Florida in response to telegraph summons
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Washington
D. C
W. J. Bryan
Florida
Elis
Samuel Fry
Togetter
Southern Pacific to Build Sierra Nevada Tunnel
Julius Kruttschmitt of the Southern Pacific Railroad confirms plans to tunnel through the Sierra Nevada from Reno Nevada. The line would create the longest tunnel in the country with an estimated cost near ten million dollars.
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Mountain Range
Reno
Nev
Julius Kruttschmitt
Southern Pacific Railroad
Sierra Nevada Range
Soldier Killed in Engagement Near Tiflis
A soldier was killed Thursday during fighting between a picket and thirty Persian brigands convoying contraband near Tiflis. The clash involved a small detachment encountering armed raiders in remote terrain, with the casualty reported as a single fatality.
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Tiflis
Tragic Run-Over Cuts Both Legs of Dillerville Boy
George M. Jones aged 10 of Dillerville was struck by a Heading railway train in Lancaster while walking to town. Both legs were crushed and amputated in an effort to save his life.
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Lancaster
George M. Jones
Dillerville
Eorze M. Jones
Reading
Norfolk Governor Grants Thuman Short Delay for Autobiography
Governor Swanson grants Leo C. Thuman, under sentence of death for murder, a respite to March 27. The pause gives Thuman a fortnight to complete his autobiography.
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Norfolk
Van
Swanson
Leo C. Thuman
Tennyson’s Yearly Income Revealed
Tennyson earned between $25,000 and $35,000 annually from his poetry, reflecting substantial literary earnings and commercial success for the period.
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Tennyson
Trenton M J Patrick Cavannaugh Dies After Illness
Patrick Cavannaugh, noted long distance pedestrian from Trenton, died here last night after an operation for intestinal trouble. He was about 53 years old.
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Trenton, M. J
Patrick Cavanaugh
Will of James Oliver filed in South Bend estate plan
In South Bend Indiana the will of the late James Oliver was filed for probate. The estate is valued around 50.9 million with most assets to be managed as a family trust for the Oliver family by son J D Oliver. Nephews and nieces receive 1000 each. Distribution to grandchildren occurs when the youngest turns 30.
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South Bend
Ind
James Oliver
J. D. Oliver
Reading Railway Accident Claims Lancaster Man
Lancaster man Eorze M Jones was struck and killed by a Reading railway train in an accident near Lancaster. The incident details remain unclear as investigators examine the scene and identify the exact causal factors.
Norfolk Governor Swanson grant on murder case
A tersely reported item from Norfolk notes a gubernatorial action related to a murder case, detailing a grant or respite connected to the proceedings and an autobiographical project in progress. The notice hints at timing and legal context without graphic detail.
Grape-Nuts Endorsed as Ideal for Aging Nutrition
An ad extols Grape-Nuts and Postum as suitable for older adults, highlighting easy digestion, brain and nerve support from wheat and barley components, and testimonials from a 74-year-old user and a 92-year-old customer. It notes diastase action in barley and phosphate content under bran in Grape-Nuts, claims ease of thinking and writing, and invites readers to read The Road to Wellville.
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Iowa
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Ex-Councilman Rice Jailed Over Five Dollar Fee
Charles Rice former Macon Second ward councilman was jailed for refusing to pay a $5 attorneys’ fee assessed against him in a April trial. He argues the prosecutor under the new salary law earns $2,400 annually and should not receive a case fee. Prosecutor Dunham refused a $2,500 salary, claiming salaries cannot be reduced during his term. Rice, charged with disturbing the peace of rival Thomas Watts on December 18, 1907, paid all costs except the county attorney’s fee and preferred jail to settling what he calls an illegal debt.
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Charles Rice
Macon
Graves
Mr. Rice
Dunham
Rice
Thomas S. Watts
Temperance Wins Long Fight Over Wellsville Saloon License
The county court revoked the license of Wellsville saloonkeeper William Arnold after two youths, Albert Stuck and Albert Perry, swore they were under age and had bought whisky there. Temperance forces, aided by churches, celebrate a victory in the four year contest and plan countywide action. The Coming M S A Debates at Missouri include three interstate debates with a single leader for two debates. Missouri will defend the negative of the motion that all elective public officers be nominated by direct primary under state regulation.
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Wellsville
William Arnold
University of Missouri
Missouri
Honest Nevada woman loses gold piece in station weighing scale
In Union station Nevada a woman dropped a $5 gold piece into a weighing machine believing it was a penny. She urged the conductor to delay the train for a $4.99 rebate, but the agent retrieved the coin. She left rejoicing, and the next day the agent received a penny in the mail from the honest traveler.
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Nevada
Union Station
Taney Merchant Arrested for Mail Fraud Claim
Jesse D. Allen, a Taney county merchant and former Brown Branch business owner, was arrested on mail fraud charges. He allegedly wrote letters to wholesale firms in St. Louis Kansas City and Springfield claiming to be worth thousands of dollars.
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Taney
Jesse D. Allen
Brown Branch
Taney County
Allen
St. Louis
Kansas City
Springfield
Fire destroys Star Dynamo plant in Jefferson City
A recent blaze at Jefferson City destroyed the Star Dynamo company plant and caused $6,000 damage to J. F. Heinrichs furniture stock. Total loss estimated at $16,000, partly covered by insurance.
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Jefferson City
Star Dynamo Company
J. F. Heinrichs
Golden Wedding Honors for James A Thompson Family
Mr and Mrs James A Thompson celebrated their golden wedding at Cave Springs. Mrs Thompson is under 65 but mother of seven children with 23 grandchildren and five great grandchildren. The oldest grandchild is 30 and the oldest great grandchild is 9. In fifty years there have been only two family deaths.
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James A. Thompson
Cave Springs
Meeting of Bankers at Butler Gathers Regional Group
Group 9 of the Missouri Bankers Association held its annual meeting at Butler recently. The bankers come from Masonry counties including Bates, Cass, Cedar, Vernon, Henry, St. Clair and Hickory.
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Missouri Bankers’ Association
Butler
Mates
Cass
Cedar
Vernon
Henry
St. Clair
Hickory Counties
Preacher to Deliver Hardin College Commencement Sermon
Rev Dr Myron W Haynes pastor of Delmar Avenue Baptist Church St Louis will preach the commencement sermon at Hardin College on May 24.
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Myron W. Haynes
Delmar Avenue Baptist Church
St. Louis
Hardin College
Holden Progress Salutes Roadside Farmers for Efforts
The Holden Progress recognizes farmers who keep roads clean and passable, giving honorable mention for their goo work and dedication to community upkeep.
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Holden
Digging yard uncovers small graveyard dated 1833
A Palmyra man digging post holes in his yard uncovered a small graveyard. One legible stone bears the date 1833. Local residents seek to explain how the graveyard was covered up and what remains buried.
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Palmyra
Progressive Merchants Rally Public Cleanup Drive in Excelsior Springs
The Booster Cleanup club forms in the 100 block of Broadway Excelsior Springs attracting interest from the other blocks as merchants embrace the neighborhood cleanup effort.
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Excelsior Springs
Broadway
Hannibal Considers Raising Saloon License to 800
Hannibal city council weighs increasing the saloon license from 400 to 800 dollars and limits on the number of dram shops to one for every 709 residents. The proposal would cap at 30 saloons instead of 48 under the current rule.
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Hannibal
Arthur Roselle Weds Society Reporter in Lamar Secretly
Arthur Roselle a Benedict, former labor commissioner and editor of the Bergister at Webb City, marries society reporter Miss Alice Cresswell in a quiet ceremony at Lamar.
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Benedict
Bergister
Webb City
Lamar
Alice Cresswell
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