Witty miscellany from the Potosi Journal
A column of light verse and quips notes summer signs from stepless cars to umbrellas, jokes about diamonds and dogs, oddities in crime and aviation, and social foibles. It cites a German ship launch, a 101 year old gypsy queen, new penny pieces, and a New York court classifying baseball bats as weapons, all with playful irony.
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Taft and Sherman chosen by Republican convention
Taft and Sherman win the GOP ticket for 1912 after five days of fierce struggle at the national convention in Chicago. Taft nominated on first ballot amid Roosevelt opposition, with Hadley and Root playing pivotal roles in the day’s tumult and platform debates.
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J. ¥. Olcott
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James S. Sherman
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Fairbanks
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Harding
Committee On Credentials
California
Herbert S. Hadley
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Elihu Root
Francis E. McGovern
Flinn
Heney
Mean End of Friendships and Better Boundaries
A cautionary voice warns women against sending maids or laundresses to friends. It stresses that lending help can spark mistakes, overcharges, or gossip, ruining relationships and costing trusted workers. Advice urges limits on advising about housing or decor to avoid straining friendships.
Platform in Brief Reaffirms Republican Principles
A concise platform endorses independent judiciary and decries unnecessary recalls while urging streamlined removal of unfit judges. It calls for public health laws, workers compensation, and easier court procedures, denounces privilege and monopoly, and supports anti trust reforms and FTC. It backs protective tariffs, caps campaign contributions by corporations, favors conservation parcels post navy river and harbor improvements and Mississippi river aid, and promotes life at sea safety and merchant marine revival under McKinley Roosevelt Taft.
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Roosevelt
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Physical Impossibility in Washington
A young Englishman arrived in Washington and dedicated his days and nights to honoring an earnest ancestor by drinking alcohol.
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Washington
Apple a Day Against Whisky Fails In Farce
An Englishman seeks medical advice to curb drinking after a bout with Scotch whisky. The physician suggests eating apples whenever thirsty. He later quips to a friend that he’s eating forty one apples daily, sparking a humorous reaction in this Saturday Evening Post style joke.
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Fawney
A Great Victory for the People Taft Says
President Taft lauds the Chicago convention as a pivotal prelude to the presidential campaign. He warns of dangers to Republican constitutional principles, touts a two term tradition, and declares the party a powerful ally for real progress within constitutional bounds. The statement stresses unity after the convention and foresees a great Republican victory.
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Chicago
Taft
Washington
Republican Party
Constitutional Representative
Baltimore
United States
Government sugar settlement reached with violators
An agreement between the government and those guilty of underweighing and under valuing sugar has been reached. The department of justice will in a few days issue a statement detailing the settlement conditions.
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Washington
Department of Justice
Government "Broke" July 1. Washington
On July 1 Uncle Sam will be broke. The executive and judicial machinery of the government will not be able to operate without going into debt. This condition has resulted from an agreement of the house to adjourn.
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Washington
Uncle Sam
House committee votes to impeach Judge Archbald
Washington report states the house judiciary committee, by a unanimous vote, recommends to the full House that Federal Judge Robert W Archbald be impeached for misconduct in office.
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Washington
House Committee On Judiciary
House
Feders
Robert W Archbald
Fly squad formed to battle New York houseflies
A selected group of New York police officers will hereafter be known as the fly squad and assigned to work with the health department to wage war on houseflies.
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New York
Health Department
Earthquake and Volcanic Eruption Kill 85 in Costa Rica
A powerful quake and subsequent volcanic eruption in Costa Rica's interior have left 85 dead and between 400 and 500 injured. Port Limon reports the disaster with high casualties and widespread damage.
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Costa Rica
Port Limon
Edward A Judd Chosen National Real Estate Leader
Edward A Judd of Chicago was selected president of the National Association of Real Estate Exchanges at the national convention. The number of vice presidents was increased from six to ten.
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Edward A. Judd
Louisville
Chicago
National Association of Real Estate Exchanges
Brooklyn youth severely hurt in first flight attempt
Henry Turner, a 19 year old from Brooklyn, was badly injured on his first flight at Mineola. He had worked around aeroplanes for over a year and hoped to become a birdman, but his condition worsened after the crash.
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Mineola
Henry Turner
Brooklyn
Attack on Oil Magnate Pierce in New York Court
Robert Stewart, attorney for widow Alice G. Rycroft, denounces New York oil magnate Henry Clay Pierce in the supreme court. Rycroft recently won a judgment against Pierce for 171100 dollars.
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Pierce
New York
Henry Clay Pierce
Supreme Court
Robert Stewart
Alice G. Rycroft
Trains collide in fog near Crayton Pa killing two
A rear end collision between two Nickel Plate freight trains in heavy fog at Crayton Pennsylvania killed two train workers and mortally wounded two others. Two additional crew members sustained less serious injuries.
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Conneaut
Crayton
Iowa Woman Well Again Otumwa Ottumwa Letter Ad
Ottumwa writer Harriet WamMpPeer reports relief from female troubles after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The ad asserts decades of effectiveness and invites letters for confidential advice from the Medicine Co. in Massachusetts.
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Ottumwa
Iowa
United States
Lydia E. Pinkham
Harriet E. WamMpPeer
S. Ransom Street
Lydia E. Sa Medicine Co
Ead Mass
Landlord Confesses to Saving Time with a Bluff
The Detroit Free Press recounts a landlord who resolves rent collection by listing alleged house faults to pressure the tenant. The tenant agrees to pay after the landlord promises to paint porches, avoiding a lengthy dispute. The exchange ends with mutual relief as the bluff saves effort.
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Detroit Free Press
Arnica and Witch Hazel in the Drug Department
A department store floorwalker replies with a bow that arnica and witch hazel are kept. The man asks about motor access to items. The clerk directs him to the drug department, second aisle to the left for his purchases.
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Arnica
Witch Hazel
Do you think Eiffels will ever reach a green old age
A prediction questions whether Eiffels will live to a green old age. The reply believes he will, if he lives long enough and does not gain more knowledge than he has now.
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Eiffels
Doting fathers pay to learn daughters cannot sing
A witty piece mocks parental hope as fathers spend hundreds to hear their daughters sing, while noting practical sensibilities with a proverb about bread and bakers.
Doctor's Shift. Now Geta Along Without It
A physician reports changing to Grape-Nuts for breakfast last fall, ending indigestion and increasing weight by providing easily absorbed nutrition from processed wheat and barley. He prescribes the food to patients with digestive issues and recovery needs, noting his results and inviting readers to read The Road to Wellville.
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Hattle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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