Nerve and Engagement Joke Highlights Starch Claim
An amusing exchange about a typewriter leads to a pitch for Defiance Starch. The ad boasts that patent starches from 25 years ago were inferior and credits a new ingredient for greater strength and smoothness, claiming modern Defiance starch omits injurious chemicals.
A Natural Mistake in a Comedic Exchange
A humorous domestic exchange reveals a misunderstanding about a found item. One partner suspects drinking, while a misidentified object causes a clash. The misinterpretation escalates into a lighthearted moment sparked by a fireless cooker and a shoe box mix up.
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Scott
A Resourceful Mind on a Comet Impact
An imaginative man asks what if a comet hit Earth and Mr. Fan son replies he favors offering an engagement on our home team. The exchange hints at strategic thinking and humorous speculation about defending Earth.
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Mr. Fanson
Evidence. Farmer Hayrick The City Is Mighty Wicked
Farmers debate morality in a satirical exchange about justice and freedom. The dialogue mocks city enforcement and imprisonment symbols with quirky branding like Lewis' Single Binder cigars and a count of nine million.
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Farmer Hayrick
Shakespeare quote on smiles and farewells
A compact line notes that welcome always smiles while farewell leaves with a sigh, capturing the paradox of human sentiment in brief verse. The aphorism echoes themes of warmth and distance central to Shakespearean reflection on relations.
Pretty Damsel Place Cards For A Debutante Luncheon
Design ideas for hand painted place cards include a pink rose chiffon gown damsel as a standee with a back banner and a name, plus variations like a basket of flowers Susanne Marie Rodocanachi, bells, rosy apples, and colorful gowns.
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Susanne Marie Rodocanachi
Pale-green foulard gown detail with lace and green embroidery
The description outlines a pale green bordered foulard used for an attractive gown modeled after a sample. A tan plaited white silk mousseline yoke forms the bodice with lace stock, tab, and side pieces. Bertha band and strap pieces use the border with an embroidered green ring and are edged in dark green velvet. Fancy crochet buttons are described as accents.
Soft materials define the finest baby dress style
The article praises handkerchief linen, French nainsook, and fine batiste as the ideal soft fabrics for baby dresses. It notes that hand embroidered touches elevate the garment, with tiny eyelets, blossoms, beading, and scalloped edges. Elaborate Irish lace dresses suit christening robes more than daily wear.
Fashion description of blouse and skirt layout
A description details a blouse with four deep circular tucks on the front and four on the sleeves, plus a plain skirt where a dotted border serves as the hem. The design emphasizes tucked fullness and a simple lower edge.
Gongs for Country Houses
In country houses chimes and gongs are increasingly used to summon families at meals. Many are decorative and musical rather than loud, often Japanese in origin, with ornamental gongs and bells on rods. A Chinese bronze figure variation stood on a buffet, carrying a rod with two small gongs and a larger one, a striker kept ready at its belt.
Slips and lingerie styles noted in fashion column
A fashion piece discusses low cut corset covers and sheer chemises needing a bridge item. It highlights slips made of strong mousseline de soie with round necks and short sleeves, sold ready-made in shops by the dozen, shaping shoulders and adding warmth in hot weather.
Dean's Kidney Pills Featured in Canon City Testimony
Mrs C R K Foresman of Canon City Colorado credits Dean's Kidney Pills with curing her kidney complaints after years of rheumatism and dropsy. She says relief appeared after using two or three boxes and she remained cured. The ad notes the product is sold by all dealers at 59 cents a box from Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York.
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Eighth St
Canon City
Colo
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Mixed Blood Echoes Between Englishman and Cowboy
An exchange reported by a New York tobacconist contrasts blue blood and frontier pride. A countess notes in Biarritz that aristocratic claim means little in the wild west while a Texas cowboy adds his own mixed heritage, joking about shared half-breed status.
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Countess de Pourtales
New York
Cincinnati Enquirer
Sores Eyes Cured by Cuticura Ointment
A Virginia resident recounts severe eye inflammation affecting both eyes for about two years. After failed results from a family physician and two other doctors, Cuticura Ointment markedly improved symptoms within one week and nearly cured in two weeks. Now sixty five, he praises Cuticura. Potter Drog & Chem. Corp. Boston.
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Cutiura
G. B. Halsey
Wilson
Potter
Starch and Laundering for Fine Wash Goods
A newspaper ad notes the value of home laundering for white textiles and wash goods, emphasizing proper starching. It praises Defiance Starch for providing strength to stiffen fabrics without thickening, promising a noticeably improved finish.
Printers Errors Recalled By Arizona G A R Leader
Gen P P Parker recalls a Memorial day sermon in Phoenix highlighting a printers error in the Monday report. The item misquoted that the Rev Dr John Blank greased the pulpit, with the intended word being graced.
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P. P. Parker
Arizona G. A. R
Phoenix
John Blank
Stage aspirant threats manager with revolver scene
A dramatic episode reports an earnest stage aspirant threatening suicide unless given work. The manager calms her and listens, then retrieves a revolver from a desk drawer to quiet her. The incident is noted in gossip columns with cross references to Lippincott and Puck.
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Lippincott's
A Wasted Evening at New Pianist Concert
Two music critics duel over a recent piano recital. The first complains of a wasted evening while the second defends the performer, saying his playing was above criticism, framing a sharp, humorous clash of opinions.
Why He Liked Tight Shoes Inference From Amos Dore’s Home Life
Neighbor gossip reveals Amos Dore wore tight shoes to forget troubles at home as he logged with Lije every winter and stayed with him each summer. Aunt Em memory suggests marital harmony masked by the practice, a claim tied to a line from Youth's Companion.
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Aunt Em
Amos
Lije
Eight on Octopus Myth and Home Hygiene Note
A scanned column mixes fiction with moralizing advice. It recalls a boy's quip on an octopus as an eight sided cat, shares a bedtime prayer anecdote, and urges screens against disease bearing mosquitoes. It also promotes Defiance Starch for lighter, stronger laundry stiffening.
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Jimmy Green
The Novel Type and Starch Ads in One Page
A late magazine excerpt lauds a tiny striking girl with vivid features then shifts to a Defiance Starch advertisement touting chemical free, strong starch for fine fabrics. Witty banter about marriage follows a quip on reform and worth.
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Atchison Globe
Allen's Foot-Ease relief for sore feet and bunions
Use Allen's Foot-Ease powder to shake into shoes for swollen smarting tired feet and corns. Cures while you walk. Available at druggists and shoe stores for five cents. Sample sent free. Allen’s Foot-Ease, LeRoy New York.
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Allen
Olmsted
LeRoy
N. Y
Not the Fly Season
A short dialogue fragment about fishing luck and baits contrasts worms with flies as fishers discuss adaptation to cooler weather. The ad copy promotes Chamberlain's products and a grocery brand, asserting pure and government-endorsed phosphate baking soda line. The tone imitates a vintage newspaper blurb with consumer product placement.
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Johnny
Economy and habits in a pragmatic household
The note discusses how some women pursue economy by depriving themselves of foods their husbands prefer. It mentions a shift from 10c cigars to Lewis' Single Binder straight 5c and comments on people who speak without thinking. A stray line attributes the remark to Pope.
Greenhorns and vegetables in a sailors tale
A government wheat estimate discussion cites “green horns” sources as flawed. A Dutch sailor misunderstanding vegetables buys peas, then is mocked by the captain. A separate quip notes a dignified judge’s reputation, followed by Dr. Osler on tuberculosis eradiation, highlighting hope amid persistent death tolls.
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Patten
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