Telegram-Style Clippings From Potosi Journal Humor
Potosi Journal notes a string of light vignettes on current topics from wireless telephony to fashion, crime, and science. It jokes about a burglar, opera press agents, Manchuria, and De Beers diamond monopoly while touching on a Connecticut corset factory closing and a Kansas undertaker gaining medical licensure. It mentions Saturn’s rings, university humorists, and a jail over a one cent fine.
Boots Bring Comfort to Weston and Neighbors
Mr Weston shares a common sentiment with others about footwear. New boots fail to match the comfort of old ones, which lift spirits and ease life’s sore afflictions for many people.
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Mr. Weston
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First Banjo Pioneer's Death Recalled in Warren Note
The first man who ever played a banjo on the American stage died a few days ago in Warren Pennsylvania. The minstrel joke predates the banjo and was used long before its introduction.
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Warren
Hunger Reflects Health And Aging Needs
Hunger acts as a health symptom with the young needing more nourishment for growth and tissue formation while the very elderly require nourishment mainly to keep the body functioning. Mental distress, surroundings, heat, fatigue and illness can suppress appetite even for attractive foods, and a headache can dull hunger.
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The
New York Weekly
Holland Aims to Reclaim 40000 Acres From the Sea
The small Kingdom plans a bold push to extend its territory by reclaiming 40 000 fertile acres from the sea despite harsh physical conditions. Backers describe the effort as plucky and paradoxical as a test of national resolve and engineering prowess.
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Holland
Little Kingdom
Carnegie Praises Rowing as Top College Sport
Mr Carnegie, at a Princeton lake dedication, says rowing is the best college sport. He aligns with Harvard’s President Charles William Eliot on this view, echoing the old oarsman’s stance.
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Carnegie
Princeton
Charles William Eliot
Harvard College
Michigan offers two cent bounty on English sparrows
From December 1 to February 28 a two cent reward per English sparrow head is offered by Michigan authorities. The plan expects a large slaughter and anticipates renewed debate over the birds' utility and value.
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Michigan
Monarch Of Narrow Kingdom Seeks Sale For 200000
A ruler offers to sell his kingdom a strip 0 miles long and 90 miles wide, with throne, for 200000 dollars. The ad notes all interest vanishes if a reader discovers he demands 30 wives in the deal.
Atlantic squadron sails from Hampton Roads to San Francisco
President Roosevelt leads the Mayflower and Admiral Evans in the Atlantic squadron sailing from Hampton Roads to join the Pacific fleet off California for a 115 day voyage with 35 vessels. The coal and supply effort includes 133000 tons of coal and 593300 pounds of flour among immense preparations unseen since 1898. Connecticut named flagship. Capt Ingersoll commands.
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San Francisco
Evans
Hampton Roads
President Roosevelt
Atlantic Squadron
Admiral Evans
California
Bob" Evans
Columbia
Culgoa
Trinidad
Rio Janeiro
Punta Arenas
Callao
Magdalena Bay
West Virginia
Marcellus
Hannibal
Leonidas
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Rio
Mare Island Navy Yard
Connecticut
Norfolk
State of
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Washington
Ingersoll
Brownlow
Hampton Heads
Minnesota
Uncle Sam
Edward
England
Satsuma
Japan
Continental Congress
Committee of Safety of
Pennsylvania
Hampton
Vessels Through Time From Tyre to Modern Seas
A compact history of ancient Tyre ships influencing Greek Roman and later European designs. It traces the evolution from low waisted galley hulls to high stern caravel and frigate, noting continued Tyrian influence in Persia and India while English shipwrights refined models. It ends with vivid images of crowded decks and long voyages.
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Israel
Tyre
Suez Channel
China
England
Greece
Rome
Venice
Far East
Persia
India
Trinidad
Mecca
Sheba
Indo-China
Future Supply of Iron and global ore reserves
The article notes iron's abundance in crust and warns of rapid depletion as consumption rises. It cites Bennett H. Brough on per capita annual iron needs and recounts 1905 world production of 60 million tons from 120 million tons of ore. It lists known ore reserves by nation and suggests that future gains will come from poorer ores and titaniferous sands via electric furnaces.
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Bennett H. Brough
British Association
United States
United Kingdom
Germany
Great Britain
France
Russia
Spain
Australia
South Africa
Great Bird Collection at New York Zoo
The New York Zoological Park holds 2,243 birds in its collection.
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New York Zoological Park
Christmas Dinner Deception Ends In Paying Up
AYOR STOY recalls a Christmas dinner prank in New York where a young Atlantic City man ordered two bottles of champagne but swapped them with cider in a fancy bottle for the ladies. The ruse failed when the waiter charged for champagne and the man paid the bill, defending his indifferent patriotism and loyalty to government.
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Ayor Stoy
Atlantic City
New York
Christmas Trade Tales From A Quirky Quincy Bargain
A New York reporter notes a Briton praising the vast American Christmas trade and recalls a Quincy bargain sale mishap. A shopper collapsing amid crowds is saved by quick clerks who offer Christmas splints and crutches on the store’s third floor back, fifth aisle to left. The passage closes with a mention of Thomas Lipton.
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New York
Quincy
Thomas Lipton
Peace on Earth plea links peace talk to war
Universal Peace Union president LFred H. Love laments Christmas talk of universal brotherhood while nations burn and maim. He cites a Philippine war story of a young colored recruit who fled initial combat, reflecting on courage and loyalty under fire.
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Lfred H. Love
Universal Peace Union
Philadelphia
Universal Brotherhood of Man
Philippines
Sam Small Hypnotism Tale Reflects on His Penalty Ethic
An Atlantan recalls Sam Small as a man who faced penalties for his faults and rejected excuses of hypnotic influence. He once mocked hypnotism and joked about using it on a grocer over unpaid holiday bills, demanding the bill be paid and the grocer retorting in a robotic voice.
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Sam Small
It Was a Sure Proof of Lunacy
UFUS L. GRISWOLD, a Cleveland educator who opposes children believing in Santa Claus, argued to end the myth at a dinner. He recalled a trial where a witness claimed a man who says he is Santa Claus is insane, and the judge accepted the idea as proof.
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Ufus L. Griswold
Cleveland
Santa Claus
Christmas Gift Motive Questioned by Bishop Foss
A shopkeeper twice gives a young woman a dollar bill after she vents about broken crockery. Bishop Foss reflects that only gifts given with pure motive matter, as the anecdote contrasts material losses with sincere giving. The tale centers on consumer frustration and generosity in a holiday setting.
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Bishop Foss
Horses That Wouldn't Drown Chronicle Remarkable Feats
An Albanian recalls a horse tied to a foot bridge to keep it from drifting during a freshet. The flood swept both horse and bridge downstream, later the bridge wedged against the bank with the horse calmly on top. A bystander quips that he expected no sight of the horse alive, but the brute reappears, dragging the old bridge after him.
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Alkbany Evening Journal
Woman Foot Pad Holds Up Pedestrian Then Relents
A pedestrian faced a female robber who demanded his hands. He bravely offered his own as a retort. She called him rude, lowered her weapon, and the confrontation ended without further harm.
Bedale Hounds Train Young Hunters Near Village School
In Bedale England an event following an annual meeting gathered the Bedale Hounds near a village school for an object lesson in hunting. The aim was to inspire respect for hounds and hunters among participants and observers. Separately an advertisement touts Iron and Defiance Starch as a home laundering option for shirt waists, promising proper stiffness and less wear.
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Hunt
Bedale
Yorkshire
Eng
A Delicate Job Across The Aged Starch Debate
The Philadelphia Inquirer advertises Give Defiance Starch offering a fair trial for hot and cold starching. If unsatisfied, return for money back from grocer. Dialogue hints at a husband and doctor discussing wife’s deafness as advancing years.
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Philadelphia Inquirer
Russell Sage on building success from failure
A concise reflection notes that real success comes after many failures and that an active person uses failure as the foundation for future achievement. The quote highlights perseverance and practical progress over mere effort.
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Russell Sage
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