Deep-Seated Cough Cured in Five Hours by New Syrup
A Boston Post report touts a home made syrup claimed to cure deep seated coughs or lung colds in five hours. The recipe uses wild cherry bark cardio compound and white pine syrup with a dosage plan of twenty drops every half hour for four hours then smaller doses. The advisory says one bottle can treat a whole family and be kept on hand.
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Boston Post
Paralyzed Man Misses Night of Husbands Stand Up
A revival meeting joke ends with a man refusing to rise because he is paralyzed. The preacher calls husbands to stand, but one man sits, prompting the punchline that he is the lone exception in the congregation. The scene underlines his physical condition rather than guilt or stance.
Barklike Skin Rash Cure with Cuticura Soap
A Yukon Oklahoma mother describes her two year old son’s severe itching and bleeding rash that lasted months. After doctor visits and wrapping his hands, she found relief using Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment with lasting cure noted in 1908 correspondence.
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J. W. Lauck
Yukon
Okla
Ipsar Feng
Abi
Dorn
Poor Bill and the Noble Sportsman Row
The scene features a speaker exclaiming about Poor Bill making an unearthly row while a keeper notes Bill lacks a musical voice. The exchange paints a comic, rustic moment with characterization through dialogue.
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Tve
Bill
Age Forty and Remedies of Sarsaparilla and Whiskey
A health note claims after forty the body declines and poisons accumulate causing rheumatic pains. It recommends a prescription mixing one ounce sarsaparilla syrup, one ounce toris compound, and a half pint of whiskey to be taken in tablespoonful doses before meals and at bedtime with a well shaken bottle.
Boy asks father to restock grapes at store
A 24 year old Francis eats a bunch of grapes on a promise not to swallow seeds. He carefully removes every grape and hands the empty stalk to his father. He asks Dad to return it to the store so the man will add more grapes.
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Francis
Astonished the Company by a Deaf Dean’s Grace
A famous dean at dinner, hearing talk of many eminent barristers dying, rose as the cloth was removed and offered grace, saying for this and every mercy make us truly thankful. The anecdote notes the dean’s deafness and his unexpected blessing after the discussion of mortality among lawyers.
Unburdening Debate Sparks Unpleasant Mindsets
A dialogue shows one candidate getting credit for speaking his mind while Miss Cayenne notes that those willing to speak openly are often people with unpleasant mentalities. The exchange highlights tension between candor and public perception.
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Miss Cayenne
Untitled historic notice of sales and guidance
Fragmentary text mentions Buffalo New York, Filattery, and a figure Howard Bove. References to age, sales increases, and a guidepost. Includes unclear lines about temptation and a satanic context, with no coherent event or dates.
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Howard Bove
Buffalo
N.Y
Missouri Normal School Sees Record Enrollment Rise
Kirksville State Normal school reports dramatic enrollment growth as President John R. Kirk notes daily attendance exceeding 700 by January 1, with 604 on opening day and 625 the next. He credits doubled newspaper advertising for the surge. In Jefferson City Edwin Silver is named special examiner in the Missouri AG led inquiry into the proposed merger of AT&T Bell Telephone and Missouri and Kansas Telephone companies.
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Kirksville
John R. Kirk
State Normal School
Jefferson City
Edwin Silver
Valliant
Missouri Supreme Court
Major
American Telephone and Telegraph Company
Bell Telephone Company
Missouri and Kansas Telephone Company
Ash Grove considers electric lighting plant
Ash Grove Missouri May hopes rise as villagers debate installing an electric lighting plant. J A Long leads a company seeking a franchise to build and operate the plant in Greene county village.
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Ash Grove
Springfield
Greene County
J. A. Long
Springfield Pythian Home Board to meet in Kansas City
The Springfield Pythian Home Board overseeing the Pythian Home project will convene in Kansas City on December 10 to discuss preliminary plans for the new structure valued at about $100,000.
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Pythian Home Board
Springfield
Pythian
Kansas City
Nine Thousand Seek Access to Wilson Hanging in Carthage
Sheriff McDonard has received 9000 applications from people who wish to witness the execution of William Wilson. Only seventy five will be admitted for the hanging on January 2, 1910 in Carthage.
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Carthage
McDonard
William Wilson
Farm Journal
Reef
Farm ! Journal
Richard
Capelle Named Assistant Reporter for Missouri Supreme Court
Charles D. Capelle of Independence was appointed assistant reporter for the Missouri Supreme Court, succeeding A. Thomas Dumm who resigned a few days earlier.
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Jefferson City
Charles D. Capelle
Independence
Missouri Supreme Court
A. Thomas Dumm
Mexico Line Bonds Subscribed. Construction to Start
A mass meeting of citizens closed the subscription for 8,000 dollars in bonds for the Mexico Santa Fe and Perry traction company with excess funds. Construction on the line is set to begin in two weeks.
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Mexico
Woman's Christian Temperance Union Convention Opens
The eleventh annual convention of the Women's Christian Temperance Union Eleventh District of Missouri opens in the Methodist Church in Mexico. Mrs. Osceola Lane serves as president.
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Mexico
Woman's Christian Temperance Union
Missouri
Osceola Lane
Capelle Named Assistant Court Reporter in Missouri
Supreme Court Reporter Perry Rader appoints Charles Capelle of Independence as assistant reporter to succeed Thomas Duma who resigns to practice law in Jefferson City.
Paroled Felon Barring Assault Suspect Yarborough
Jefferson City reports Albert Yarborough of Washington county, serving a five year term for felonious assault, has been paroled from the penitentiary after he shot and wounded John Brazil.
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Jefferson City
Albert Yarborough
Washington County
Yarborough
John Brazil
Elks Plan Dinner to Help the Poor in Springfield
The Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks in Springfield has named committees to organize the annual dinner for the poor. The society will arrange for one thousand attendees.
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Springfield
the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks
Drainage Scheme Launched in Charleston Meeting
Landowners and capitalists from New Madrid Scott and Mississippi counties gathered in Charleston to take preliminary steps toward organizing a large drainage district.
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Charleston
New Madrid
Scott
Mississippi
State Receives 3638.22 Dollars Interest
Jefferson City State Treasurer Cowgill received the interest on the state's moneys held by various depositories. The amount totals 3638.22 dollars.
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State
Jefferson City
Cowgill
New Railways in Central Canada
The Portland Oregonian describes a large migration of American farmers to Canada in 1909. About 70,000 farmers and families will relocate this fall, taking around 70 million dollars in cash and effects. The piece cites cheaper fertile land, perceived safety, and stable law as motives, notes Canada’s lighter protective tariffs, and mentions railways Canadian Pacific Canadian Northern and Grand Trunk Pacific enabling settlement. government agents in the U United States offer information to prospective settlers.
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Portland Oregonian
Portland
Oregon
U. S
Canada
Middle West
United States
Canadian Pacific
Canadian Northern
Grand Trunk Pacific
What Do You Call This Ice Pudding Now
A playful exchange labels the frozen dessert as ice pudding, then jokes it is now called the north pole or the Cook's Surprise, highlighting humorous renaming of a dish.
Marshall Man Fined for Bootlegging
Marshall John Wingfield charged with selling liquor unlawfully was tried in criminal court before Judge Rich. He was fined 600 dollars and sentenced to eight months in the county jail.
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Marshall
John Wingfield
Rich
Missouri volunteers seek sum owed for Spanish-American War
Gov Hadley and Adjutant General Rumbold pursue about $104,000 the national government owes Missouri volunteer soldiers who served in the Spanish-American war.
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Jefferson City
Hadley
Rumbold
Missouri
Kidney pills claim relief for back pain and kidney trouble
Thompson Watkins, a professional nurse from Parsons Kansas, endorses Coen's Kidney Pills for back pain and irregular kidney secretions saying they freed her from trouble. The advert notes the product by the Dean name and Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York sells it for 50 cents a box.
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Thompson Watkins
N. 23Rd St
Parsons, Kan
Coen
Dean’s
Foster- Milburn Co
Buffalo
Farmer Dragged to Death Near Butler
Butler resident 22 year old Robert Ellington son of Lt Ellington was dragged to death by four horses hitched to a gang plow on the Dig Titus ranch about ten miles east of Butler Bates county.
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Farmer
Butler
Robert Ellington
Ellington
Bates County
Titus
Missouri Mines Declared Safe After Inspector’s Visits
Robert Richards state coal mine inspector returned from inspections of Missouri mines and said the Novinger mines are all right after two visits. The findings reassure safety at the sites examined.
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Missouri
Macon
Robert Richards
Richards
Novinger
Ball Declares Opposition to Clark Candidacy
Claude R. Ball told friends he would withdraw from the race for congress against Champ Clark as he prepared to depart for the Southeast Missouri deer hunt.
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Ball
Clark
Montgomery
Southeast Missouri
Congress
Champ Clark
Old Missouri Sheriff Dies Mexico Story
W H Kearn former sheriff of this county and longtime lawman dies at 71. He had served as sheriff when Alexander Jester, accused in the murder of Gilbert Gates, escaped from jail more than 30 years ago.
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Missouri
Mexico
W. H. Kearn
Alexander Jester
Gilbert Gates
Not Her First Purchase Baby Dress Tale from Beloit
A Beloit dry goods clerk touts a pricey line of baby dresses to a mother with eleven children. The shopper remains unenthusiastic, prompting a shift to a more modest selection as price tags reveal cheaper options. The anecdote is cited by the Kansas City Journal.
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Beloit
Kansas City Journal
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad Endorsed by Pharmacists
A dubious testimonial advertises Hall's Catarrh Cure as a blood and mucous system remedy. It claims F J Cheney & Co of Toledo are trustworthy, with endorsements from Walding KiXnas and Manvir wholesale druggists. The notice urges readers to buy Hallas pills for constipation and promises testimonials on request.
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F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
F. J. Cheney
Walding
Kixnas & Manvir
Drucgiste
A Husband Should Channel All Affection To His Wife
A thoughtful exhortation advises that a husband express all his best sentiments toward women in one central love for his wife. It urges that respect for his mother, courtesy toward other women, and responsibility to his elder be united with deep marital love.
Tonic and stimulant drink for the exhausted system
A superior tonic appetizer and stimulant for the exhausted overworked system recommends one half pint whiskey with one ounce balmwort compound and one ounce Sareaparilia syrup. Use a tablespoon before meals as an appetizer and after meals at bedtime as a tonic. Any druggist can mix it quickly.
No Hobnopbing Inquiries About Mrs Askit Abroad
Smbhrt Set notes a playful exchange about hobnobbing with royalty when Mrs Askit is abroad. The dialogue dismisses the idea with emphasis on propriety and decorum.
Don’t Believe Everything Heard Over a Telephone Wire
A brief cautious note warns readers to question rumors spread via phone lines, urging verification of information through reliable sources and official announcements. The item highlights the ease of miscommunication and the need for careful judgment when receiving unverified reports.
Revelation to the Cook in a 19th Century Tale
A married woman with 33 years of wedlock and four grandchildren recalls a humorous scene with her old colored cook. When a box of flowers arrives the cook teases that her mistress’s husband sends them, prompting the mistress to reply proudly. The cook exclaims with humor that he is suddenly holding out well.
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Missy
Ladies’ Home Journal
Why Australia Was There All the Time Joke
A London school board prize event featured Dr Thorold who asked pupils to name the largest island before Australia was discovered. After they guessed and laughed, he gravefully answered Australia, saying it was there all the time.
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Dr. Thorold
London School Board
Australia
Taught by Experience at Crimson Gulch Courtroom
A visitor notes the jury returned a verdict inside the courtroom while Broncho Bob quips that Crimson Gulch juries stay put to avoid losing hats and overcoats, reflecting local frontier humor amid recent troubles.
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Broncho
Bob
Crimson Gulch
This Will Interest Mothers
This notice advertises Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children used at a New York children's home. It claims to cure constipation feverishness teething stomach troubles and destroy worms with 30 000 testimonials. Drug stores sell them for 2 cents with a free sample. Allen Olmsted Roy N.
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Mother Gray
New York
Allen
Olmsted
Roy
Sufficient Evidence Sparked by Father’s Drinking Episode
A Louisville Courier-Journal item notes a domestic scene as a father appeared intoxicated again, provoking a rude exchange with the building’s janitor last night. The incident underscores ongoing concerns about his drinking.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Fragmentary ad and quips on health and flirtation
The text jars with disjointed lines about Perry Davis Painkiller and cold remedies, a remark on flirting and indifference, a note about 5c prices and smoking trends, and a saying that a woman can magnify a secret. It reads like a patchwork newspaper snippet from a bygone era.
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