Truth and Quality Laxative Endorsed by Physicians
A health notice extols Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as a valued laxative. It claims the product cleanses and relieves internal organs without after effects, works naturally, and requires no dosage increases. The statement urges buying only the California Fig Syrup Co. genuine product through leading druggists.
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California Fig Syrup Co
A Gentle Request About Popularity of Horses
A humorous exchange between Mrs. Torkins and Charley about focusing on horse popularity. Paired with an advertisement for Allen's Foot-Ease powder claiming relief for painful feet and growing nails. Trial package offered free via A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
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Allen
A. S. Olmsted
le Roy
No Visible Signals in Pie and Dog Tail Etiquette
In a quaint exchange Sandy Pikes objects to clipping dog details while devouring pumpkin pie. A sympathetic housewife notes the concern, while the speaker worries about wagging tails and mixed signals when a dog lacks a tail, making him cautious about approaching the house.
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Sandy Pikes
Couldn't Spare O Connell and the High Seas Acquittal
The court acquitted a prisoner after O Connell defended him by arguing the theft occurred at sea, a claim the jury accepted. The condemned man, relieved, vocalized a quip accusing O Connell of hoodwinking the jury, expressing mock gratitude with a blessing to himself.
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O'Connell
Daniel O'Connell
Mr. O'Connell
Irvin Cobb Declines Lecture Proposals with Wit
Irvin Cobb, famed New York humorist, is approached about lecturing next season by a friend of a prospective promoter. Cobb replies with quick humor that his wife will do the lecturing, calling her the best person he knows.
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Irvin Cobb
New York
Cobb
Tye
Lyceum
Long towline in the Fay’s wake and a shipboard wry remark
An Irish seaman on a man of war is tasked with hauling a long towline from the taffrail. After many fathoms, he mutters of weeks and misfortune, then quips that someone may have cut the line. The item shifts to health ads praising Grape-Nuts and Postum as cures for indigestion and nervous dyspepsia, with a testimonial from a Michigan woman who found relief and weight gain after switching diets.
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Watch
Pathfinder
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wiile
Lydia E. Pinkham
Lena V. Henry
Norristown
The Little Rooms We Call the Hours Poem Fragment
A fragmentary verse notes spring awakening in small rooms and waking flowers in cradles. The speaker addresses time and seasons, hinting at renewal and gentle joy across unspecified landscapes.
Legends of the Forget-Me-Not Across History
The piece recounts enduring legends tied to the forget-me-not flower. It opens with a biblical tale of a tiny plant asking God not to be forgotten, then shares Persian lore of an angel and a mortal woman sowing forget-me-nots to fill the world, opening Paradise for their lovers.
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Garden of Eden
Paradise
Earth
Heaven
Precious Easter egg gifted to the late pope
An English high rank lady presented a rare Easter egg to the late pope. The shell was carved from ivory with a satin white interior. It featured a golden case holding a ruby surrounded by diamonds, marking a precious ceremonial gift.
Two Sections of Easter Time in Christian Thought
The text divides Easter into two periods: before Easter focusing on present life suffering, and after Easter highlighting the joy and blessed life obtainable through Christ. It links the Lord's passion to current hardships and the resurrection to future glory.
Names for Good Friday Across Nations and History
The article notes that Good Friday is called Black Friday in some nations and Still Friday in others, while Denmark calls it Long Friday due to the long fast. It also mentions a 36th year of Henry VIII enactment banning bakers from printing cross, Agnus Dei, or the name of God on bread buns.
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Denmark
Old Missouri farm memories of oxen and early days
In Missouri, A M Elenberg er of Plattsburg recalls six years on the same farm and life before modern farming. He and others remember ox teams, horse shortages, and rural hospitality. Judge Shelton vacated a 25 000 verdict against Chariton drainage district for a rail right of way near Kern station. A canal project to drain Chariton lowland toward the Missouri River is planned to connect from the town line to Macon County ditch.
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A. M. Elenberger
Plattsburg
Bleoberger
Clinton County
Elenberger
Shelton
Chariton Drainage District
Chicago, Burlington & Quines Railroad
Kern Station
Macone County
Missoury River
Wyoming mine inspector killed in Hanna gas explosion
D. M. Eas, state coal mine inspector of Wyoming, killed in the Hanna gas explosion. He formerly lived in Macon county where his wife and parents now reside. State Mine Inspector R. S. Thomas of Missouri noted little chance of such a disaster in Missouri due to small gas accumulations in its mines.
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D. M. Eas
Wyoming
Hanna
Wyo
Macon County
R. S. Thomas
Missouri
Banker Fined for Contempt in Tax Dodging Probe
C M Knapp cashier of Rolla State Bank was fined $59 by Circuit Court Judge Woodside for refusing to answer grand jury questions tied to a tax dodging investigation. He plans to seek a writ of habeas corpus in the St Louis court of appeals to be discharged.
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C. M. Knapp
Rolla State Bank
Jude L. KB. Woodside
Circuit Court
Knapp
Grand Jury
Sct
Louia Court of Appeals
Dog Poisoner in Carrollton Threatens Residents
The Republican Record reports a surge of dog poisonings in Carrollton stirring strong public feeling. A citizen committee has raised a $50 reward for solid evidence to identify the guilty party. If caught, the culprit could face exposure and punishment.
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Carrollton
Traveling Libraries Information Circular Issued by Missouri Commission
The Missouri Library commission based in Jefferson City has issued a circular of information about traveling libraries. Correspondence about the traveling library or other commission work should be addressed to the Missouri library commission in Jefferson City.
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Missouri Library Commission
Jefferson City
Federal Building for Lexington Bill Introduced in Congress
Representative Hamlin introduces a bill to appropriate 59000 dollars for a federal building in Lexington. The measure aims to fund construction or repair at the federal facility, reflecting ongoing infrastructure priorities in the region. The action signals likely committee consideration and potential amendments as it moves through the congressional process.
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Federal
Lexington
Congress
Hamlin
Arbor Day Proclamation by Governor Folk Issued
Governor Joseph W. Folk designates Friday April 10 1908 as Arbor Day in Missouri urging teachers pupils and citizens to observe by planting trees shrubs and flowers around school grounds and by conducting literary exercises and ground improvement activities in district schools.
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Folk
Joseph W. Folk
State of
Missouri
Daring Carthage Robbery and Meramec River Tragedy
Thieves robbed the Carthage Hardware company of about 200 dollars in goods. A wagon carrying Henry Gilhouse, his wife, and two infants capsized while fording the Meramec River two miles west of Pacific. Gilhouse and one child drowned. Mrs. Gilhouse and the other child were saved by fishermen.
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Carthage
Henry Gilhouse
Meramec River
Pacific
Gilhouse
Kidney trouble tale from Mrs Matzabaugh of Duncannon
Mrs H Matzabaugh of Duncannon Pennsylvania recounts spring kidney trouble with smothering spells and kidney secretion pain. She credits Dean's Kidney Pills after eight boxes for restoration to health. Sold by all dealers at 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N. Y
MADE HIS MEANING CLEAR Professor Translates Speech to Vernacular
A college professor walking with his son meets an old farmer after a wet season. The professor remarks on unusual rainfall and his son retorts in plain slang that “the governor means we’ve had a devil of a lot of rain.” The piece mocks academic pedantry versus rural speech.
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Harper's Weekly
Eczema Cure Claimed Like Magic By Cure-All Soap
Mrs T W Hyde of Brentwood Essex recounts dramatic relief from fearful eczema after trying Cutiura Soap Ointment and Pills. She describes severe pain heat tingling and sleep loss before reporting that three quarters of the Ointment cured the eruption on her daughter's chest back and scalp. The experience is dated March 1907.
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T. W. Hyde
Brentwood
Essex
England
Mar.h
Younger and Elder Share Witty Hair Loss Banter
A light exchange opens with Younger asking about losing hair at his age and Elder replying that he would be lucky if it happens, signaling a humorous generational joke about aging and appearances.
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Elder
Hall's Catarrh Cure Internal Remedy Endorsed
Catarrh cannot be cured by local applications. It is a constitutional disease, requiring internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts on the mucous surfaces. It is a proven prescription by leading physicians, made from tonics and blood purifiers. Send for testimonials. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Sold by druggists, 75 cents. Take Hall's Family Pile for constipation.
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Hall
R Thie
J. Cheney &O
Toledo
Druggtats
Farmer Hubert Denton Killed By Train At Holland
Hubert Denton, a young farmer, was struck and killed by a southbound Frisco train while driving across the tracks at Holland. The incident occurred as he attempted to cross the railroad crossing, leaving the community in mourning.
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Hubert Denton
Holland
Oldest Baptist Preacher Dies in Morgan County
Rev. John Adair, Morgan county's oldest Baptist preacher, died at his home south of Versailles. Born in Morgan county 82 years ago, he was the county's oldest native-born citizen.
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John Adair
Morgan County
Versailles
Fire destroys Granby ore mill on mining property
A fire believed to have incendiary origin destroyed a new ore mill valued at 20000 dollars on the mining property of FLT, Grey and George W. Roden at Granby in the Joplin district.
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Minine
Flt
Greey
George W. Roden
Granby
Joplin
New Arrivals in Canada Draw Nearly 300000 in 1907
The year closed shows almost sixty thousand Americans deciding to settle in Canada, following a prior decade of similar movements. The piece highlights favorable climate, ample land at low prices, and government grants of 160 acres, with Edmonton and Winnipeg cited as growing hubs. It notes light taxes, strong agriculture, social ease, and cultural ties across the border, alongside anecdotal quips about travel and mail order novelties.
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United States
Canada
Republic
Winnipes
Winnipeg
Chicago
Edmonton
Omaha
Calgary
Hand Mixed Paints Prove Most Scientific, Painter Says
A pamphlet argues hand mixed white lead and linseed oil paints are superior and truly scientific. It claims factory mixing already thoroughly blends pigment and oil, with a tester available from National Lead Company in New York for verification.
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National Lead Company
Woodbridge Building
New York
N. Y
One Lesson Wholly Wasted
Lobelia and Mr McSwat quarrel over a coat given to the Volunteers. A five dollar bill, hidden in the coat lining, is spent on a rubber plant. McSwat laments the loss, while Lobelia claims she searched the coat before gifting it. The matter ends with the house adjourning.
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Lobelia
Tdilliger
Billiger
Mr. McSwat
Record night timing joke from Modern Society
A quip notes a young man setting a late record as mother reports him off the hat rack at ten and brother arrives two hours later in the vestibule, illustrating a humorous family timing mischief from Modern Society.
Our Pie package promises ready ingredients for two pies
An advertisement proclaims that wives and mothers can outcook experts using Our Pie, a two pie package by D Zerta Co Rochester NY, urging immediate order. It adds a sly ad line about marrying for money, implying a punchline.
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R Hier
D-Zerta Co
Rochester
N.Y
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