Ridiculous Misadventure of a Penny-Pinching Clergyman
An old New England tale mocks a parsimonious learned clergyman who hoards gifts and even sells them. On a routine cheese request his host families fill his carriage with nine cheeses, spilling from his laprobe as villagers laugh and reclaim the bounty. The parish enjoys the joke for generations.
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The Vorset and the Pressing Engagement
Fragment from a dialogue features paired roles and exclamations such as The Confectioner Fudges The Chinaman Rats and The Diver Oh Splash plus a closing exchange about attending together in negligee and a refusal due to a pressing engagement at home.
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Inducement at Apple Bend Patent Medicine Sale
Farmer Jimson reports Jason the Apple Bend storekeeper offers a special inducement by including a clove package with each patent medicine bottle. Deacon Miderberry asks if prices are cut.
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Professor Solves Farmer's Clam or Fish Question
A college professor at a reunion encounters a farmer who asks if he knows whether digging clams is agriculture or fishing. The exchange unfolds with playful banter and a rural coastal setting, highlighting the contrast between academic knowledge and practical work.
Odd British find and a cowed Yankee bargain tale
A humorous Irish Scottish tale unfolds with a Yank discovering a superior British garlic dog and losing a collie to a cheap English seller via a shepherd. A Kansas City debt case yields the lawyer’s wry line that a widow is all that can be attached. Central chatter rounds out with phone etiquette and shop mispricings.
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