Weaving Witty Bits and World Events in Perry
A collage of humor and news notes from Perry Iowa ranges from political quips about Uruguayan cabinets and the Kaiser to social jests on marriage and weather. It cites editorials on rural schools and a new glassmaking machine in Upland Indiana while lampooning public figures and current affairs.
State oil adulteration charges reach centers and firms
State oil inspector Mickell completed investigations and submitted results to the state board of health. He reports adulteration of linseed oil by several Chicago oil concerns shipping the tainted product into Iowa for months. The findings will be made public in a few days.
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Drs Mots
Mass
Vivbek
Beuth
Mickell
State Board of Health
Chicago
Inspector of Oils
John Sherr Provene
Santiage Pe Cura
John Sherman
Ube
Paris
War on Des Moines Saloons Targets Compliance
Des Moines saloons were notified to cease business by April under a new code. Rev K H W Abssums of the Anti-Saloon League served the notice, arguing saloonkeepers failed to obtain 63 percent petition consent and board permission as required by the recent legislature. Many operated prior to the code and did not secure the new consent.
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Dus Moisns
Marcel
Des Moines
Rev
K. HW. Abssums
Anti-Saloon League
Board of Supervisors
Miost
Iowa Railroads Tax Stays as Council Keeps Assessment
The Iowa executive council decided to maintain the railroad tax assessment at about 44 million dollars, leaving trunk lines unchanged while minor properties may see adjustments. Other items note insurance company tax disputes in Des Moines, a prohibition on employing relatives by superintendents, and various local incidents including a missing money package recovered and fires in small towns.
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State Executive Council
Iowa
Rail road assessment details approved by executive council
The executive council approved the new railroad assessment base at 44,435,782 with minor variations from last year. Six changes adjust per mile values for Des Moines Union Ves Moines line, Omaha Bridge Terminal, Ames and College motor line, Nebraska City Sidney Northeastern branch, western Town branch, Hastings and Avoca branch, and Chicago Northwestern routes.
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Western Town
Burlington
Hastings and
Avoca
CITO
Milwaukee
Fuul
Herriot
Rock Island
Windsor Hotel Fire Kills and Injures Dozens in New York
Early afternoon blaze at the Windsor hotel on Fifth Avenue and Forty seventh Street caused rapid spread from a palace curtain to the upper floors. Hundreds trapped, with 14 known dead, 22 injured, and many missing amid the ruins. Loss estimated above 3 million dollars.
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Whilbon
New Yart
New York
Windsor Hotel
Forty-seventh Street
Fifth Avenue
Esenne
Sifely
Imossivle
Coirdors
Windsor
Aguinaldo declares bold push toward Manila
Report from March 23 states Aguinaldo vows to lead reserves at Malolos and march on Manila within 20 days unless American forces retreat to the mountains. American units including Oregon Minnesota and Twenty second regiments concentrate at Luenta waterfront camp ready for transport. Troops remain entrenched and no major rebel attacks have occurred recently.
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Manila
Maxina
Wheaton
Halls
Oregon
Minnesota
Luenta
Acuinaldo
Malolos
Iowa Scenes Outline Local Tragedies And Finances
Reports from Des Moines and Marshalltown recount a miner Dooley killed by slate at Proctor coal mine near Des Moines with Broad gravely injured. county supervisors claim saving $1,000 by supervision over contract work. state treasurer announces debt elimination with warrants paid April 20 and potential small deficit by June 20.
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Bachan- An
TL Wachenheim
Dubuque
Thomas Dovley
Proctor
Des Moines
Ate
Dooley
Broad
Des Moines Dispatch
Hermoth
Hennecome
Marshalltown
Helmond
Belmond
Altona
R. J. Kimball
George R. Morse
Ja. M. Martin
Central
Balch & Peppard
Minneapolis
J. J. Bealr
Burlington
Potts
Healy
Remsey
State Executive Council
R. Dars
Mary Ann Sharp
William Sharp
James Tyson
Brisbane
Ametralia
W. A. Spurrier
Queensland Trustee Company
Australis
Aguinaldo's desperate urging surrender amid insurgent bloodshed
Reports allege Emilio Aguinaldo orders harsh measures to suppress dissent as Mani residents face execution for advising surrender. General Lagarda reportedly visited Malolos to urge quitting, was executed after a failed argument. Also notes summer camps for soldiers and a patent on flexible lightning rod production.
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Aguinaldo
Mani
Lagarda
Malolos
Aruinaldo
Reorganization of American Forces at Manila Morro
General Lawton takes command of the First Division as reorganized American forces form two divisions of three brigades each. MacArthur's division includes batteries, volunteers from Kansas to California, and several regular regiments. General Anderson leads the First Division of the Eighth Army Corps returning to the United States as ordered in January.
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Manlla Mor Wir
Ds Teton Mastba
Mareh
Genwal Lawton
Firat
Washington
North
Oregon
Wheaton
Stanthorne
Leries
MacArthur
Hind
Kansas
Spain
Pateros
Caniai
Tax de Ay
Pasi
Laguna de May
Pasig Tiver
Smilies
Zaguna
Manila
Washington Dispatch
Cubs
Brooks
Seteotmen
United States
Cea
Sharp Battle and Philippine Conflicts Reported
Dispatches describe General Olus advancing with captured positions along the coast and Pleasing Bay while Wheaton’s brigade pushes along the Morong province line. Casualties are reported with hundreds killed or wounded on both sides, and American forces claim steady gains despite heavy resistance. The report also covers political figures and turmoil in Washington and abroad including Reed, Sherman, and Spanish affairs.
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Philip
Ols
Ray
War Department
Olus
Grant
Cap. Bh
Aide Bay
Proverty
Takentour
Wheaton
Morong
Pasi
Digestive Health and Free Stomach Disease Book Offer
A long promotional piece touts stomach health as key to preventing disease. It advertises a free booklet from A. Stuart Co. on indigestion causes and diet, and cites cures for catarrh and other ailments. It mentions various products, readers’ incentives, and unrelated ads for seeds and remedies.
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Ask
Cme
A. Stuart Co
Main St. Marshall, Mich
Perfection Poultry Mixture Ad Seeks Agent in Kansas
An advertisement offers $135.00 weekly salary plus expenses for a man to introduce Perfection Poultry Mixture and Insect Destroyer in the country. It requests applicants to address with stamp to Perfection Mig. Co. in Parsons Kansas. The piece ends with a moral remark about arranging blame for broken promises.
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Perfection Mig. Co
Parsons, Kansas
Améclizhied and Seth Arnold's Cough Tiller Cures All Time
A garbled text snippet recounts crude medicine ads for Seth Arnold's cough cure and a classroom anecdote about a teacher and a pupil’s drawing explanation of a well and buckets. It also recalls Frederick the Great asking generals for campaign plans and Von Ziethen's diagram explanation.
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Seth Arnold
Tiller
JS. Cornish
Tagnesville
Lil Se
Abettie
Frederick
Hane
Joachim von Ziethen
von Ziethen
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Mathige
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Frank McXeal
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Oh Richer
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Mr. Beltz
480Th Ave
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Toledo
Tic Halls Family
Dringeist
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Winslow
Colle
Ssea
Salter
John A. Salzer
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