Humorous Anecdotes of a Last Presidential Campaign
A longWashington column recalls humorous episodes from the recent presidential contest. Col Leonidas F Livingston of Georgia and Hon Alexander Stephens lore are invoked, with tales of geese and moral platform caution. Anecdotes from political worlds include remarks by Rodenberg, John Allen, Cochran, Grow, Fitzgerald and others, plus a mock speech about rats and cats and a dig at prohibition in the army canteens.
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Fifty-third Congress
Great Oleomargarine Bill Debated In House Fracas
The article describes chaos as Wadsworth of New York handed out oleomargarine and butter samples to nearby members, blocking aisles and prompting a grave but humorous ruling from Speaker Henderson. It also notes ancient Chinese bridge feats, including the 400 foot long crossing over a 1000 foot deep gorge by Lieng, and the mystery of early suspension bridge construction.
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Texas
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St Peters Joke On Innocent XII Tomb Carving
A Chicago Record Herald Rome letter notes a prank by an unknown artist who carved the tomb of Pope Innocent XII. The piece claims tiny rugs for ornament, and mocks the worn toe of St Peter’s bronze statue worn by kissing pilgrims. The statue’s origin is debated as possibly Jupiter Capitolinus, with authorities saying it was cast from pagan bronze.
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Handshakes as Health Indicators Says London Doctor
The London Doctor claims a firm handshake reveals stamina and health, while a weak grip shows limited strength of body or mind. A quick nervous grip signals an excitable temperament, and a collapsing band reflects fear. A magnetic band indicates health, kindness, and a wish to help others.
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London
Bran Proposed as Carpet Cleaning Agent
A recommendation outlines bran as an effective cleansing agent for carpets. Moistened just enough to bind particles, it is sprinkled over floors. The claim states bran cleans the carpet and absorbs dirt, keeping the broom clean and preventing dust on furniture or pictures.
Homemade Portfolios and Harp Inserts in 19th Century Decor
A fragment discusses handmade music portfolios created from covers of large old books, uncased to display silk or linen slips, with decorative embroidery or ribbons. It references pricing at a shop and a Chicago News quote about “No wax, 20 debt.” The tone suggests period craft and decorative practices for preserving music items.
Cattle Feeding Advice and Show Champion Mention
The article discusses cattle fattening strategies, advocating selective culling of unprofitable cows and advising balanced rations including cornmeal, wheat bran, and cottonseed meal. It notes the Duke of Cornwall Shorthorn bull as a 1901 show champion and cites experts warning against overreliance on cottonseed meal.
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Breeder's Gazette
Curing of Toothsome Bacon With Saltpeter and Smoke
A historic home cure outlines preserving pork by salting with pepper tea and saltpeter three times, then packing and drying. In three weeks, finish by washing, rolling in ashes, and smoking with hickory. Do not freeze meat before first application.
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