Irishman and his bulldog tale with yard humor
An Irishman proud of a large bulldog loses the dog in a joke filled with measurements. A friend asks after the dog and learns it died after swallowing a tape measure, then another quip about dying by the yard. An old fashioned pun ending with a humorous image.
Breezy Umatilla Notes Highlight Classic Riverside Visit
Special correspondence from Umatilla Oregon dated August 5 reports Mr and Mrs C W Kellogg of Hermiston visiting, Mrs Kellogg traveling East, H W Jessie the operator on a trip to Winona, John Dunn succeeds, Mr Anthony taking a night operator role then moving to Starbuck, a popular bathing party of 26 to 30 enjoyed the Columbia waters, Mrs Jeff Stephens visiting Union, commercial men F E Bishop Portland J T Adams Aurora W D Winters San Francisco, club dance held, Mappin siblings visiting from Walla Walla, H A Belamy Portland business visitor, J Forsyth returning from eastern visit, Wallan Walla news, F S McMahon of Portland market activity.
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Jeff Stephens
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Aurora
W. D. Winters
San Francisco
Miss Mappin
Walla Wall
W. W. Mappin
Over
Mercer
N. D
H. A. Belamy
Co. J. Forsyth
Lj. Egan
Scott
Dysentery Remedy Praised For Widespread Use
Dysentery is a dangerous disease but can be cured. Chamberlains Col fe, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has been used in nine epidemics of dysentry. It has never been known to fail and is valuable for children and adults. When diluted with water and sweetened it is pleasant to take. Sold by all deniers.
Ostrich Disrupts Music Hall Act
A trained ostrich caused a disturbance at a music hall by trying to break free and climb into the orchestra. The performer apologized and announced the engagement would be halted until a new orchestra leader is hired as the current one is overwhelmed by the bird’s antics.
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Athena Man Near Death After Second Stroke
Athena Oregon August report on A J Willaby a prominent retired farmer struck by a severe epileptic stroke at his home near death door his wife and neighbors aided by Dr Newsome he regained consciousness and showed improvement this was his second epileptic attack his daughters in Alberta arrived with husbands remaining in Canada to tend a wheat crop.
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Athena
Ore
A. J. Willaby
Heath
Willaby
Mr. Willaby
Dr. Newsome
Arthur Douglas
Geo, Cross
Fred Cross
John Keene
Alberta
Hall's Catarrh Cure Advertisement Oath Ohio Toledo
Oath by Frank J. Cheney of Toledo pledges to pay one hundred dollars for each case of catarrh cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Sworn December 6 before Notary A. Gleabon. promises testimonials. Mentions Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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State of Ohio
Toledo
Coun
J. Cheney
Hall
Frank J. Cheney
W. Gleabon
Foy Cheney
Coast Chautauqua Planning Conference Dates
Portland plans a Pacific coast Chautauqua association meeting to avoid date conflicts and coordinate talent routing. Albany hosts representatives to convene September 15 or 16, aiming for shared speaker costs and better coast-wide attractions.
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Portland
Pacific Coast
Albany Chautauqua Association
Albany Cr
Wallace R
Fiesta of the Dawn of Gold Opens at Sacramento Fair
Sacramento leaders plan extensive additions to state fair grounds to handle a flood of space requests for exhibits. New sheds corrals stock pens and large tents with board floors will expand capacity. Secretary Fischer is overwhelmed by applications. The Fiesta of the Dawn of Gold is expected to draw far more than the 206000 visitors projected, driven by Sacramento business leaders and nationwide interest.
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Facramento
Calif
California State Agricultural Society
Fischer
Sacramento
Senator Pens critique on Electatra debate in Atlantic City
Senator Penrose discussed the stormy Electatra by Richard Strauss at an Atlantic City plot event. A listener asked if Strauss theory of music is sound. The senator replied yes, declaring it all sound.
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Penrose
Atlantic City
Richard Strauss
Strauss
Constipation Help With Syrup of Figs and Senna
One may overcome chronic constipation by forming regular habits with personal cooperation and using Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. The genuine product from the California Fig Syrup Co. aids natural function without debility and is sold by leading druggists. Never rely on claims of miraculous cures.
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California Fig Syrup Co
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