New Year’s Resolutions and the Editorial Irony
A humorous editorial about New Year’s resolutions notes that many Americans plan to resolve in January. It observes that a majority intend to make resolutions, a portion write them down, some forget them, and a few recall them only on January second. The piece ends with a self deprecating vow to write fewer vacuous editorials.
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New Ear’s
Leason
Wise Men or Wise Guys Sermon Refers To Christmas
Reverend Herman Ridder led devotions on Monday December 17 at the First Reformed Church. He contrasted two types of people, wise men and wise guys, citing Herod as the latter and urging students to follow the noble ideals of the wise men. He warned that some today do not believe in those guiding ideals.
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Herman Ridder
First Reformed Church
Ridder
Christ
Herod
Famous Last Words on a Racing Misfortune Noted
The fragmentary lines recall a dramatic scene with commands about speed and danger. A driver pressures a partner to accelerate, a passing train nears, and a misread warning hints at a fatal dive. The voice suggests a reckless, tension filled moment from a street incident.
Teen Pan Alley And Classroom Pranks In Period Six
A sixth period history class under Mr Brunckhorst features student tales about a criminal lookalike Mark and a mix of light school anecdotes. Lin da G warns she will run away from trouble as seniors sample Christmas candy while band students plan vacation practice.
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Brunckhorst
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Mark D. C
Linda G
Wortman
Sarah D
Seebach
Doornbos
Mr. Brunckhorst
Delbert McC
Delbert
Charlie D. B
Charlie
How to Be Topp and the Molesworth Canon Revisited
Walter Puppybreath reviews How to Be Topp by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle, jabbing at St Custard’s and the British public school crowd. The piece savages the school’s culture, mocks Molesworth’s schemes like daydreams and garbage report cards, and hints at wartime humor and satire.
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Geoffrey Willans
Ronald Searle
Donstem
Nigel Molesworth
Geof St
Eustace Togglington
England
St. Trinian’s
Molesworth
Arbuthnot
Nigel
Prudence
Walter Puppybreath
Christmas Program Brightens Auditorium with Gifts
The annual Christmas program organized by the Student Council took place in the auditorium on Friday afternoon December 21. Tom Boat led singing of carols, followed by cartoons. A faculty quartet performed Santa Claus is Comin to Town, then Santa handed out gifts to students as candy bars were distributed at the door.
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Tom Boat
Mr. Omick
Stults
Wilkins
Mr. Ruthven
Santa Claus
Commercial Club Christmas Party Initiates New Members
The Commercial Club held its annual Christmas party on Wednesday at noon in the home ec room. Girls contributed to a delicious dinner and opened gifts, with much excitement and pleasure. New members qualified: Donna Klyn, Janice Mol, Mary Ann Klyn, Lorraine Mary Jane Poortinga, and Carol Sedrel.
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Commercial Club
Home Ec
Donna Klyn
Janice Mol
Mary y.Ann Klyn
Lorraine Mary Jane Poortinga
Carol Sedrel
New Year’s Resolutions Snapshots From a School Class
A classroom questionnaire captures students’ lighthearted plans for January. Marilyn W. aims to be nicer to everyone. Linda S. wants to do nothing and have more fun. Judy V. doubts resolutions. Karen W. vows less talking in algebra. Darlyl B. seeks to be a good girl. Mark D.C. plans to sleep no more than fifteen minutes per class.
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Glenda S
Linda T
Kay
Dale Eeling
Vines
Marilyn W
Omick
Bonnie D. J
Delores E
Mark D.C
Barbed Goals Echo Personal Promises From Readers
Barb B requests better sleep to enjoy life while K vows to try harder at doing nothing well. Gerald K aims to submit reports on time, reflecting a personable set of resolutions from readers.
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Barb B
Y K
Gerald K
Our Hit Parade at School Quietly Ends
A humorous student list pairs song titles with school life notes. Senior term papers, study hall rhythms, and late 3:37 sounds spotlight daily routine. PHS students seek relief after rough days with effort and sleep.
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PHS
PAS
Pelladium
Daffynitions and Terms Define Everyday People
A playful glossary captures quirks of daily life with light definitions. It labels a loafer as someone avoiding work, a bore as self centered talker, and a gossip as a woman fond of rumors while noting a woman’s general speech patterns.
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Loafer
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