At Wits End You can't teach a kid to tell time
A humorous domestic skit by Erma Bombeck about teaching Brucie to read a clock and interpret time. Parents argue over hands, antennae, and the difference between before and after, ending with relief that a digital watch was bought.
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Epsilon Sigma Alpha installs Alpha Pi chapter in Stafford
Epsilon Sigma Alpha organized women form the Alpha Phi chapter with a Thursday night installation at the Reddy Room Community Public Service Building on Stafford Drive. ESA International, founded 1929, is a leading leadership and service organization with newly installed Alpha Phi officers Edna Alcorn president Cherry Tyree vice president Gloria Nunez Peggy McCarty secretary Chris Hinz treasurer Cynthia Bass educational director Corine Martin member.
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Snoring wife seeks twin beds amid restless nights
Local reader writes of a 16 year marriage with a husband who punches and sleeps with his brother in dreams. Dear Ann advises patience and suggests twin beds as a birthday or anniversary gift. Other letters touch on smoking health, crude headlines, and a Navy recruit's training, ending with ESA chapter charter details.
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