At Wits End You can't teach a kid to tell time
A family attempts to teach Brucie to tell time using a clock and antennae metaphors. The parents bungle explanations while the child asks about sex and cartoon schedules. They finally accept the digital watch gift as relief.
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Gil
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Mike
Kevin
Epsilon Sigma Alpha installs Alpha Pi chapter
Epsilon Sigma Alpha organized and installed a new Alpha Pi chapter for the Alpha Phi group. The event occurred Thursday night at the Reddy Room in the Community Public Service Building on Stafford Drive. ESA, founded in 1929, remains a leading leadership and service organization for women.
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Women In Alpha Phi Chapter
Epsilon Sigma Alpha
Alpha Pi
the Reddy
Stafford Drive
ESA International
Alpha Phi Chapter
Edna Alborn
Cherry Tyree
Gloria Nunez
Peggy McCarty
Chris Hing
Cynthia Bass
Corine Martin
New ESA Sorority Chapter Chartered At Fort Stockton
A new ESA sorority chapter chartered by Sigma Theta chapter of Fort Stockton includes seven local officers and members totaling 33 000 in a program of education leadership training and service. Charter ceremony was led by Mrs. Ivan White and Mrs. Robert Feil with installation by past and present Sigma Theta presidents. Special guests Mrs. Dan Cotten and Mrs. Frank Felts from Midland attended.
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ESA
Bud Albcorn
Phillip Tyree
Peggy McCarty
David Hinz
Jerry Bass
Gene Martin
Gloria Nunez
Sigma Theta
Fort Stockton
Melvin Thomas
Ivan White
Texas
Robert Feil
Dan Stockburger
C.W. Lewis
Snorer's wife seeks twin beds despite husband anger
Dear Ann Landers addresses letters from readers about marital strife and sleep, including a wife battered by a restless partner who refuses twin beds. Irene of the Sleepless Nights asks about privacy in printing letters and a reader complains about crude headlines while praising a quitting smoking note.
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Ann
Kevin
Irene
Upstate New York
Navy Recruit Steven G. Thomas Graduates Training
Orlando Navy base reports Recruit Steven G. Thomas son of Mr and Mrs James C Wade completed recruit training at the Naval Training Center. He hails from 1401 S Eddy.
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Orlando, Fla
Navy
Steven G. Thomas
James C. Wade
Eddy
Naval Training Center
Bananas Grow Tall Like Trees In 10 To 15 Months
Bananas do not grow on true trees. The banana plant becomes so tall in 10 to 15 months that it resembles a tree, with a stout pseudostem supporting a fruiting stalk.
Dancers Unite for One Ballet at Spoleto Festival
Je rome Robbins invites ten top international dancers to Spoleto Italy for the 16th Festival of Two Worlds. The program features pas de deux by five nation couples plus an ensemble finale choreographed for all ten. Couples include Patricia McBride with Helgi Tomasson and Carla Fracci with Paolo Bortoluzzi.
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Spoleto
Italy
Jerome Robbins
Patricia McBride
Helgi Tomasson
United States
Carla Fracci
Paolo Bortoluzzi
Violette Verdy
Jean-Pierre Bonnefous
France
Antoinette Sibley
Anthony Dowell
England
Malika Sabirova
Muzafar_ Brzhabov
U.S.S.R
Jimmy Ann Hagar to Represent in Wichita Falls Queen Contest
Jimmy Ann Hagar daughter of Mr and Mrs Jimmy Hagar 1801 S Park St will represent player Joe Segalia in Wichita Falls Oil Bowl Queens contest Friday. She will participate in Thursday night activities including street and casual dress modeling and pregame crowning and representation recognition.
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Jimmy Ann Hagar
Jimmy Hagar
S. Park St
Joe Segalia
Wichita Falls
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Corduroy Dominates Campus Fashion This Fall
Corduroy takes center stage with jackets, box suits, and trousers creating a sharp look for campus wear. New printing methods sharpen colors and patterns including plaids, houndstooth, and tattersalls, with grainy textures and lilac and warm tones adding flair.
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Thermo
Lady Wrangler
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