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Newspaper
Patoka Register
Location
Patoka, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Oct 22, 1937
Page
6
A young subaltern at a guards depot is sent for by the adjutant who orders a proper mustache. The interview ends with the officer asking the subordinate if he has a preferred color for the facial hair.
A humorous London Tit Bits note portrays a couple in a domestic scene. The wife frets that doctors prescribe slimming while the husband defends his love, saying he cannot bear to lose an ounce of her.
A man seeks weight loss advice from a doctor who prescribes shaking the head to refuse seconds. An explorer is praised for a bold act at bankruptcy court when he invites the taxi driver to become a creditor instead of paying the fare.
Smith challenged a clergyman asking if anyone should profit from others mistakes. The parson denied, and Smith pressed, offering to refund the $10 he paid for the wedding. The exchange framed a comic moral about rightful compensation and accountability.
An advertisement urges readers to try Creomulsion for chest cold coughs and bronchial irritation. It claims the remedy reaches the trouble, soothes inflamed mucous membranes, and loosens phlegm, with a money back guarantee if not satisfied after the first bottle.
A reflective note draws on Thomas Hardy to contrast fresh affection with enduring and revived love, labeling revived love as the tenderest on earth. The line highlights a sentimental view of love’s depth and resilience.
The notice recommends considering a vegetable laxative for constipation. Black Draught is described as reliable and stomach friendly, acting on the lower bowel to relieve constipation without upset.
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