Double Trouble and the Alpha Fhi Botched Lesson
A sharp tongue and a brash claim mark a humorous misread in a classroom anecdote. An Alpha Fhi figure mistakes a buttress for a female goat, sparking disbelief and a chorus of corrective quips.
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Newspaper
Patoka Register
Location
Patoka, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Oct 12, 1951
Page
6
A sharp tongue and a brash claim mark a humorous misread in a classroom anecdote. An Alpha Fhi figure mistakes a buttress for a female goat, sparking disbelief and a chorus of corrective quips.
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A home guide suggests keeping a gift drawer stocked with wrapping materials for quick gifting. It warns that pot handles should not protrude from the stove edge to prevent burns. It also advises securing upstairs screens to stop children from falling out of open windows and recommends peanut butter as an effective mouse bait, dabbed on cotton for traps.
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