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Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Oct 08, 1940

Page

2

Patterned Lawn Cutouts Offer Duck and Sunbonnet Girl

Readers can order 19 inch and 24 inch cutout figures with patterns Z9086 and 79088. The duck carries a Keep Off Grass sign and a Use Walk sign, while the sunbonnet girl holds a sprinkling can. Each pattern includes general cutout directions and painting tips.

Last exchange turns awkward into romance

Mike insists no girl wants blunt honesty. Harold recalls telling a girl his opinion. The punchline reveals the girl replied I love you, too, flipping the moment into a playful romance note.

Mike Harold

Neighborhood Beans Cause Silent Churchyard Grumble

Mrs Pester complains about her boy shooting beans at her while Mrs Nextdoor scolds Jamie for wasting expensive beans and wasting gravel in the backyard. The exchange hints at domestic neighborly tensions over vending garden resources and mess in a quiet block.

Gentlemen Defined: A Gentle Man Is A Stranger

Harriet and Mabel debate the idea of a true gentleman. They conclude a gentleman is a man you do not know very well. The dialogue offers a social vignette on etiquette and familiarity.

Harriet Mabel

Comically Sharp Exchange Over Haircuts at Home

Adams laments wife cutting children's hair while Edwards quips that as long as she avoids his hair. The playful exchange highlights domestic humor and family dynamics.

Adams Edwards

Self-Punishment Windmill Boots Machine

In a South Carolina town, 1937 invention lets a person kick themselves after a missed opportunity. A parallel bar seat and a turning handle drive a four-boot windmill that delivers a hearty kick, then the rider rises resolved to do better next time.

South Carolina

Pull the Trigger on Lazy Bowels and Pepsin

An old advertisement touts Pepsin with Senna laxative to relieve constipation and stomach distress. It claims undigested protein causes acid, nausea, and bloating while Pepsin aids digestion and the laxative wakes lazy bowels. The copy urges buying Senna with Pepsin at the druggist.

Sinews of Virtue Quote attributed to Izaak Walton

A quotation on virtue notes that good company and good discourse are the sinews of virtue, attributed to Izaak Walton.

Izaak Walton

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