Jokes and quips from an old newspaper column
A sequence of light hearted exchanges and captions. A boy shares a nickel saved by outrunning a streetcar. A father and waiter punchlines play on everyday scenes. One gag asks about a taxi and a quarter while another jokes about menus and a long illness.
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Sandy
Speak Pidgin Eskimo And the Language Mixture
A fragment notes Eskimo language features and pidgin usage among traders and explorers who learn limited forms. It mentions words from Danish Spanish and Hawaiian and cites Collier s as the source. An advertisement offers a Free book on piles and fistula by Dr C M Coe and promotes a mirror as a truth teller.
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Collier’s
C. M. Coe
Pine St
St. Louis, Mo
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Bayer Aspis
Finger on Time Quip Sparks Timed Wits
A playful exchange centers on time and measurement as two speakers spar over wrists and clocks. The banter uses clock imagery to tease control and timing in a light personal moment.
Vermifuge ad warns against worms in children
An old advertisement touts Jayne’s Vermifuge as a top worm expellant backed by scientific study. It claims to drive out large round worms with a mild laxative effect and teases a free medical book. The text also includes a rhetoric line about a thief reacting to every sound.
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America
Poten Scientific
Jayne
Dept. M-2
Dr. D. Jayne & Son
Vine St
Philadelphia
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