America’s future amid luxury, politics and crime
A provocative column questions national identity amid consumer beauty spending and dawns of mass energy. It notes Florida’s soil wealth, dirigible plans, and population mix in Chicago, then shifts to infantile paralysis, Rockefeller sums, and a dad acquitted after drowning his sick child. birth control readers are urged to note the case.
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America
Florida
United States
California
Mrs Frank Alender Dies In Shobonier
Mrs Frank Alender long time Shobonier resident and mother of several grown children died at her home in Shobonier. Funeral and burial are set for Saturday with Rev. Miller presiding at Farmer Cemetery.
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Frank Alender
Shobonier
Rev. Miller
Farmer Cemetery
Popular Patoka Girl Will Wed Decatur Man Today
Friday at 10 a m the marriage of Miss Helen Chandler and Mr Harvey Smith will be solemnized at the home of the bride's mother Mrs W B Chandler They will depart for Chicago for their honeymoon and return to Decatur to make their future home Details beyond the ceremony were not known to the Register at press time and will be announced next week
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Helen Chandler
Harvey Smith
W. B. Chandler
Chicago
Decatur
Register
Definition of a Husband Prompted in Classroom
In a classroom exchange a teacher asks pupils for the definition of a husband. The line suggests a wry or humorous moment about social expectations and proper family roles.
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Tommy
Right in His Line Medico’s Wife Dialogue Sparks Doubt
A tense scene unfolds as the Medico’s wife challenges his alibi and suggests an X ray to verify truth. The exchange hints at a medical setting and a possible deception, heightening suspense in the plot.
Tramp Seeks Money as Man Demands Work
A tramp pleads for money while a man pushes for work. The tramp admits progress on his plan, saying he is working through the alphabet and has not yet reached the letter W.
Residents anticipate spring return after winter
The text notes that winter is near and suggests the subjects may relocate to their home in the spring, indicating a temporary seasonal move and planned return.
For Sale Classified Ads From Vernon Ill Area
Numerous short notices list items for sale or lost in Patoka and Vernon. Includes birds like Barred Rock cockrels and heavy springer jerseys. farm scales, paint, fence posts, kitchen cabinet set, Ford roadster, shotgun, honey, and a two block from road house lot with wells and outbuildings. Names: F L Cox, Dessie Lucas, Chet Belcher, Jno A Jennings, Joe Yardley Jr, Virgil Walker, John Frahs, W H Cain, Jacob Godel, Wm Linton. Contact details and prices shown where available.
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F. L. Cox
Vernon, Ill
Dessie Lucas
Chet Belcher
Jno
A. Jennings
Chas. Ververs Farm
Joe Yardley, Jr
Ttc
Virgil Walker
Patoka
Register
John Frahs
W. H. Cain
Jacob Godel
Vernon
Til
Linton
No Hunting Notice on Local Farms and Property
A notice proclaims no hunting on farms or property controlled by listed individuals including John Crawford Harmon Hampy Mrs J M Outhouse Elza Sharp Orville Genre Roy Malan Mrs G W Perkins William Perkins Mrs Hester Davidson and William Ververs alongside L R Farmer, banning guns dogs or traps.
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John Crawford
Harmon Hampy
J.M. Outhouse
Elza Sharp
Orville
Roy Malan
G. W. Perkins
William Perkins
Hester Davidson
William, Ververs
L. R
Youthful Banter Sparks Dance Offer Among Teens
A lively exchange in a social scene has a girl shrugging off a dance with a boy named Thompson until he is revealed to be wealthy, prompting a rush to introduce him, capturing a snapshot of flirtation and status talk.
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Thompson
The Door The Door Graduate Opening Joke
A college trained man asks the manager for a job and is told the opening is right behind him with a quip about closing the door as he leaves. The brief exchange captures a humorous work-world moment.
Card of Thanks for Charles Eaglin
We express heartfelt thanks to friends and neighbors who assisted us during the sickness and burial of our companion and father Charles Eaglin. Mrs. Mollie Eaglin and family.
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Charles Eaglin
Mollie Eaglin
Decoyed talk echoes on a staged mishap recall
A clipped exchange recalls an accident and a theatre play. The author explains that audiences demanded the playwright after a performance, revealing a mix of faux concern and surprise about audience memory of the production.
Pye Faces Jury Draw in Unlucky Thirteen Tale
A man with a hang-dog look says his unlucky number is thirteen as twelve jurors and one judge loom. The quote underscores the weight of a juror selection in a courtroom drama.
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Pye
The Jedges Josh Having a pull accounts for many men
A fragment notes a person named Josh from The Jedges group wielding influence over several men. No dates or locations are given. The line hints at hierarchy without further context.
Misleading Boss Demands Intelligence Test for Stenographer
A vent appears as a miscommunication where the boss insists on an intelligence test before hiring, while the applicant expected the job to be stenography. The exchange highlights confusion between job ad language and expectations.
Target Practice Jibe Sparks Store Remark
An angry customer quips about a motto in the window saying We Aim to Please. The storekeeper replies with a wry line about taking time off for target practice. The exchange reflects a sharp exchange over customer service.
Local hunting visitors and Friday basketball game at high school gym
Local note lists Ulster Ballance Lee Wallow Howard Riley and Willie Walton home from work on a hunting vacation. A Patoka versus Iuka basketball game is set after church services tonight at the high school gym. Mrs L R Farmer visited Patoka Monday while Dr Walter Murfin and family Decatur Mrs Mabel Sullivan Filiopolis and George Willett Shobonier were Patoka Thursday en route to the Ozarks for a camping vacation.
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Ulster Ballance
Lee Wallow
Howard Riley
Willie Walton
Patoka
Iuka
L. R. Farmer
Walter Murfin
Decatur
Mabel Sullivan
Filiopolis
George Willett
Shobonier
Ozarks
Governor Proclaims Armistice Day Observance
Governor Len Small authorizes Armistice Day observance and announces proclamation. L K R Farmer and family leave their farm near town for Centr alia to reside nearer work, as proclamation details are published.
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L. KR
Centralia
Len Small
McCoy Urged to Accept Governor General Post in Philippines
Washington reports President Coolidge may appoint Brig Gen Frank Ross McCoy to govern the Philippines following General Leonard Wood's death. McCoy, 53, has backed leaders in Manila and Washington, with Aguinaldo among supporters. arrival in Washington for consults is planned as offer discussions begin.
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Robert Fuller
Washington
Frank Ross McCoy
U.S. Army
President Coolidge
Philippines
Leonard Wood
McCoy
Roosevelt
Taft
Coolidge
Cuba
Wood
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United States
Phillippines
Gen. McCoy
General Aguinaldo
Thace
State Department
Lewistown
Armistice Day Observance Proclaimed by Illinois Governor
Governor Len Small proclaims November 11 1927 Armistice Day in Illinois urging public meetings processions and a two minute state wide moment of silence at eleven o clock to honor World War I dead and celebrate Allied victory with nationwide exercises and flags.
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Congress of the
United States
Wells
General Assembly of
Illinois
Len Small
Nationprinte
Illinois to Display Flag in Public Buildings
Executive orders require the American flag to be displayed on all public buildings in Illinois. The document closes with the signature of Len Small and the Great Seal affixed, formalizing the directive.
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Illinois
State of Illinois
Len Small
Local Social Roundup and Death in Patoka Vicinity
Loren Bullard and family spent weekend with Elmer Albert and family. Lutie Williams returned home from Kinmundy to stay with relatives. Chas Taylor of Findlay visited Oscar Caldwell and family. Loren Caldwell of K M Baking Co. Vandalia visited relatives. Raymond Maulding and family Kinmundy visited Cyrus Nichols and family. Edwin Arnold also present. Roy Thompson and family visited Ted Nelson and family. Thompson in Vernon on business. Mrs Frank Tomilson of Assumption visited her father Mordecai Lee. Hay threshing ongoing. farmers husking corn of very poor quality and yield. Florence Neilson and daughter Margaret returned home after visiting relatives near Brownstown. health improved. Billy Morris and wife Decatur visited Chas Maulding. Geo Perkins died Saturday. funeral at Baptist church Patoka Monday. buried Hatch cemetery east of Vernon. Gilbert Caldwell, former local resident now in Patoka, visiting relatives Monday night. Robbie Nichols and Paul Caldwell left for the north to husk corn Sunday.
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Loren Bullard
Elmer Albert
Lutie Williams
Raymond Maulding
Kinmundy
Chas. Taylor
Findlay
Oscar Caldwell
Loren Caldwell
K & M Baking Co
Vandalia
Cyrus Nichols
Roy Thompson
Ted Nelson
Vernon
Frank Tomilson
Assumpetion
Mordecai Lee
Florence Neilson
Margaret
Brownstown
Billy Morris
Decatur
Chas. Maulding
Geo. Perkins
Baptist Church
Patoka
Hatch
Gilbert Caldwell
Robbie Nichols
Paul Caldwell
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