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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

May 18, 1934

Page

2

Puddin and Pie Go by Jimmy Garthwaite Co

The Weathercock leads a lonely life without a friend or wife and not a grain of chicken feed. But then it’s not so bad he should be glad because he can’t be fricasseed.

Jimmy Garthwaite

Spring Tonic Recipes From Rhubarb To Tomato

Home cooks share spring tonics using rhubarb dandelion greens and tomato juice. Dandelion greens are prepared as a salad or cooked, rhubarb appears in rolls and with orange salad, and tomato juice cocktail with herbs is suggested alongside a caramel pudding and stuffed tomato salads.

Smithsonian displays near replica of Eugene Field’s Purple Cow

Visitors glimpse a near replica of Eugene Field’s famed Purple Cow at the Smithsonian Institution. The fragmentary Delft ware item draws attention as an iconic artifact amid museum displays and historical curios.

Delft Washington Eugene Field Smithsonian Institution

Money talks and fortunes in a jokey rhyme

A quip shows money buying a fortune telling for fifty cents. The fortune teller claims the speaker has a lovely disposition and a handsome man is crazy about them, humorously implying money’s influence on outcomes.

Nose Turned Right Nets $3 000 Award

A Cincinnati jury awarded Helen Zlatin, fourteen, three thousand dollars in damages after an accident left her nose deflected to the right. The case was heard in John H. Druffel's common pleas court.

Cincinnatii John H. Druffel Common Pleas Court Helen Zlatin

Delft Chinaware Exhibit Returns to Smithsonian Collection

Delft chinaware popular in early America will be shown among a curio collection of old wares. The purple ornate pieces appear to switch their tails as a milker looks on. The exhibit, lent by Mrs. Francis T. Renwood of Baltimore, includes Staffordshire Spode Bow Worcester Lowestoft Dresden Royal Sevres. It will be in the ceramics division of the arts and industries building.

Delft Francis T. Renwood Baltimore Staffordshire Spode Bow Worcester Lowestaft Dresden Royal Sevres Arts and Industries

Word origins of bimbo traced from slang to college slang

The column traces the term bimbo from 1887 descriptions calling it a devilish invention and a brandy lemon blend to an Italian baby meaning and possible Barbados rum link. It notes modern college slang uses the term for a girl with a telephone number.

Boston Transcript Baltimore Commercial Transcript Bell Syndicate WNU

Turkey Counts Children of Polygamous Unions

Istanbul reports that since polygamy was banned in 1926, many clandestine unions produced unregistered children. Parents are being asked to declare hidden offspring to grant citizenship. tens of thousands are being registered under last year’s amnesty, expanding the census from 14 to about 18 million.

Istanbul Turkey

105 Year-Old Cape Verdean Helps With Family Washing

Harwich Massachusetts resident Mrs Ermina Pena Barboza aged 105 perhaps the oldest woman in New England still helps with the family washing. She was born in the Cape Verde islands reads the daily papers and credits longevity to regular sleep and meals and abstinence from liquor and tobacco.

Harwich Mass Ermina Pena Barboza New England

Fleas to Sail From Boston for Copenhagen Experiment

A floating flea circus plans a spring voyage from Boston. Fleas including 500 males will be sent from Benson animal farm in Nashua New Hampshire to Copenhagen Denmark for experimental purposes when weather allows.

Boston Benson Animal Farm Nashua N. H Copenhagen Denmark

Hand organ dispute sparks New York magistrate ruling

In Yorkville Magistrate Louis B. Brodsky ruled that Dominick Cassello may not play certain older tunes on a hand organ near a hospital, prompting debate over whether modern audiences or nostalgic pieces belong in street music. The piece also touches on tenement life and urban reform themes in New York.

Louis B. Brodsky Yorkville Dominick Cassello Cassello New York Rosie O’grady Brodsky Annie Rooney Marie

Cleaning and repair tips from My Neighbor Says column

Quick household fixes include washing ceilings with cloths wrung in water with dissolved washing soda, using a coarse meat grinder blade for cabbage slaw, balancing salt in soup with brown sugar, and sealing china edges with carriage oil varnish to hide cracks while withstanding heat and water.

Associated Newspapers WNU

Anonymous quip on marriage negotiation style

A brief humorous exchange depicts a husband admitting he gets his way by feigning the opposite. He claims his wife is unaware, as he simulates opposition to secure consent for his plans. The dialog highlights playful power dynamics in marriage.

Dressy design in frock for house or street wear

Attractive house frock patterns offer two uses in one design. Morning versions use checked or striped cottons while afternoon options call for sheer cotton or silk. pattern 9937 fits sizes 14 through 44 and requires 8 1/2 yards 86 inch fabric for size 16. Include name address style number and size with 15 cents. Send to The Sewing Circle Pattern Department New York.

Sewing Circle Pattern Department West Eighteenth St New York

Atoms The Place Where The Things Get Blown To

A Vancouver Province exchange converts a child’s misunderstanding of atoms into a playful joke about a place called Atoms. The father clarifies there is no such location and redirects to Athens, while the caption hints at a local ad for Ferry's Pure Bred Vegetable Seeds at five cents per package.

Athens Vancouver Province Ferry

Women of Society and Economic Theories Quip

Senator Sorghum jokes about reading economics versus eating its ideas. The exchange notes that high society ladies once sponsored cookbooks while the senator quips about the practicality of theories.

Senator Sorghum

Retort on Marriage Opinion Sparks Quiet Joke

A newspaper-style line notes a dialog in which one man admits a marital disagreement that his wife remains unaware of. The quip highlights a private marital dynamic with a humorous edge.

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Harper & Brothers Smith MONEY Nets By Jean Newton Bimbo United States Veterans’ Hospital Veterans of Foreign Wars Lights of Stevenson Lower East Side Langdon W. Post Jacob Riis Secretary Swanson Navy Claude Swanson Henry L. Roosevelt CWA Paul Cadmus Swanson Bookatessen Wrigley Ray
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