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Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Jun 01, 1951

Page

6

No Sympathy and Morning Strength in Railway and Home Snippets

A sprightly fireman trips into a water tank while filling the locomotive tender, the veteran engineeer quips about not tamping water. In a domestic moment a husband hides behind the newspaper at breakfast, needing coffee to steady nerves.

Tracks Sonny

The Right Word and a Farm Hand Wanted

After Kipling’s rumored 25 cents a word rate a rival mocked him with a 25 cent money order asking for a word in return Kipling sent back thanks. E E E WANTED farm hand experienced with livestock year round work good wages and a furnished house reference E G Baum Indianola Ml

Rudyard Kipling Kipling Baum Indianola South St. Louis Sappington 23 St. Louis County

Being Frank Jane Dont You Miss Your Parents

Irma says she misses her parents most of all and notes they were like mother and father to her.

Frank Jane Irma Mother An¢D

Lemons Priced Three Cents Each in Quick Bargain

A shopper asks the grocer how much lemons cost and declines buying at three cents each. She claims she can buy them elsewhere at eight for a quarter, highlighting price sensitivity and competition.

Chopin Snubs Dinner Performance Prompted by Hostess

The composer Frederic Chopin, dining at a noblewoman’s home, was asked to perform during the meal. He reluctantly began a short piece, then returned to the table after being pressed. He quipped that he has eaten so little.

Frederic Chopin Chopin Sorcer

Truth to be born a gentleman is an achievement

A concise aphorism notes that being born a gentleman is a circumstance whereas dying one is an achievement, underscoring enduring moral regard.

Too Small The Small Apartments Of Today

A brief item notes that compact city flats suited for young couples lack space for arguments, reflecting on postwar living trends and the desire for intimate layouts.

Getting an Education at the Zoo

Two workmen spend a day off at the zoo. One, weighing 310, shouts a threat after spotting a hippo, then learns he just saw a hippopotamus for the first time. The exchange shows a humorous case of misdirected anger and a missed insult from months past.

Shorty

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