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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Jan 08, 1909

Page

7

WRECK William White cites kidney relief after pills

In a railroad collision William White of Three Rivers Michigan describes persistent kidney pain and blood in urine for years. After taking Dean's Kidney Pills for four boxes he reports marked improvement and rapid gain in strength, with friends astonished by his recovery. Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo NY sells the pills.

William White R. R Constantine Street Three Rivers, Mich Dean Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo, N. Y

Calling the Pitcher and Starch Boosts Cleaning

The speaker lambastes the pitcher for walking seventeen batters and declares this a ball game not a long walk. The ad touts Defiance Starch as a solution for laundry, claiming higher strength allows thinner, neater applications without sacrificing fabric wear.

Soldier Explains Absence For Fort McKinley Incident

A soldier at Fort McKinley explains being seen with colleagues and mildly intoxicated after drinking for the evening. He says they argued about the spontaneity of the creation of the universe before missing a check with his company commander.

Fort McKinley

Thankful Croaker in Humble Family Limerick

A humorous clipping notes Adam Croaker praising his lack of wealth. The piece claims no family wealth, no titles, and references a line about not being a duke or count breaking in. It recounts a Georgia or Atlanta Constitution flavor with playful breakfast and hotel waiter banter.

Adam Croaker Croaker Atlanta Constitution

Phraseology Clash Across Letters to the Editor

A pair of writers debate a columnist’s craft with one praising his brains as his income while the other mocks the style for lacking sense, noting the columnist’s frequent magazine placements and the irony of intellect versus readability.

Postum and Grape-Nuts credited in recovery story

A Louisville woman recounts her daughter's nine year decline from coffee linked nerves. After switching to Postum and Grape-Nuts the daughter regains health, bears five children, and serves in three charitable groups, with the family attributing the improvement to these products.

Louisville Postum Postum Co Battle Creek Mich Wellville Loree

Illinois News Briefs Span Disasters and Awards

North Chicago announces a third bid call for naval station buildings as part of a 2 million dollar improvement plan for the Great Lakes site. Chicago seeks Red Cross funds for southern Italy earthquake victims and aids Italian colonies in relief efforts. Springfield reports officers elected for county recorders and circuit clerks association. Joliet notes a poor farm death by freezing. Spring Valley laments shaft fire at coal company injuring and displacing miners. Marion reports death of F M Goodall, a longtime resident. Chicago recalls Iroquois Memorial services for 1903 theater fire victims. Greenville frees John Willeford on bail in a killing case. Chicago hosts Sigma Nu convention with Wade Ellis speaking. Belvidere man dies in windmill accident. Chicago auto crash at a cigar store. Mount Vernon skies show two meteor sightings, one large meteor found near Steeleville. Kewanee hunter fatally injured by shotgun discharge. Elgin child burns at school leaving audience shaken. Alton family chapters in Sicily earthquake region.

North Chicago Great Lakes Naval Training Station Washington Naval Training Station Congress Naval Station Chicago Illinois American Red Cross Society Italy Springfield Association of County Recorders and Circuit Clerks of Frank E. George Kane County Charles H. Kanneman Madison County John Allen Macon County Benjamin Rich Sangamon Joliet Michael Troy Will County Troy Spring Valley N. 2 Spring Valley Coal Company Marion F. M. Goodall Tobias Schanfarber Greenville John M. Willeford Ruby File Here Justice of the Peace H. H. Taylor Sigma Nu College Auditorium Hotel Wade Ellis United States Belvidere Perry Dove B. Levin Mount Vernon Steeleville Kewanee Oscar Rosene Elgin Berenice Miller Plato Center Alton William Eliot Smith Eunice Ellen Sicily

Why Wells Was Wrathy Groundhog Senator Awakened By Wrong Door

Charles E. Wells, called the groundhog senator of West Virginia for proposing moving groundhog day, stayed at Grand hotel in a budding village. An early morning knock woke him with a shouted wake up call for a train, then the clerk apologized saying he had rapped the wrong door.

Charles E. Wells West Virginia Mr. Wells Lippincott’s

Cure for Severe Eczema with Cuticura Remedies

Walter H. Cox of Boston describes three months of intense itching burning and cracking eczema on his hands and wrists. He found no relief from doctor prescribed medicines until Cuticura Remedies cured him in one month. September 25, 1908. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. Boston.

Walter H. Cox Somerset St Boston Mass Potter Drug & Chem. Corp Sole Props

Kind Old Lady Teaches Harrowing Lesson on Employment

A beggar recounts being offered work for two family members last month, but neither would take it. The exchange highlights unemployment hardship and social attitudes toward work.

New Milkman’s Sour Exchange Ends With Lamp Post Kick

A novice milkman warns of rain to a customer who retorts tersely. The youth, upset by the reply, leaves angrily and kicks a lamp post in a brief domestic incident reported in the neighborhood.

Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad Claims 100 Dollar Reward

One hundred dollars reward for an incurable case of catarrh by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Endorsements from Walding Kinnan Marvin Toledo druggists vouch for F J Cheney's integrity and ability to fulfill obligations. Cure is taken internally, price 75 cents per bottle, with testimonials mailed free. Also promotes Hall's Family Pills for constipation.

Hall F. J. Cheney & CO Toledo F. J. Cheney Walding, Kinnan & Marvin O. Hall Canada Hudson Bay

Waiting for His Little Airship Theme in a Gentle Fable

Birds travel south and urge a robin to ride a daffy airship chappie while the robin waits for a breeze to snatch a ride. The piece shifts to household advice praising laundering and starching for white goods, advocating Defiance Starch to improve pressed fabrics.

The Ruling Passion The Late Comer Progress Report

The note from Harper’s Weekly records a lighthearted exchange on progress and rules in a program. Maj Styme is described as an ardent golfer with a playful scorecard remark about seven up and two to play.

Maj. Styme Harper’s Weekly

Expense account balance prompt in Ledger humor

A quotation from the Philadelphia Ledger notes a speaker claiming their expense account now breaks even. The reply questions the result as odd, reflecting a light financial humor tone.

Philadelphia Ledger

LAME BACK PRESCRIPTION PROMPTS MEDICAL DISCUSSION

The article notes rising debate in the medical field over Toris for lame back and rheumatism. It claims near infallibility when combined with other ingredients and proves a preparation involving whiskey, Toris Compound, and Sarsaparilla taken before meals and at night. The Globe Pharmaceutical Co. of Chicago markets Toris Compound.

Royalty, Railroads, and Starch: A Dated Scattered Fragment

A collection of satirical passages on aristocracy and taxation, quoting Tillman on international marriages and a stock gift to a Dash Railroad, plus a 18th century note on viewing royalty in London and an ad describing Defiance Starch’s new formula avoiding harmful chemicals and promising stronger, smoother starch.

Tillman Dash Railroad Defiance

Boarding in a boarding house leads to a fair start

A Wash ington anecdote shows Bill Burns choosing a boarding house to keep expenses down after leaving a hotel. Mur phy of the Athletics disputes rumors of his lodging, and Burns clarifies he is indeed boarding in a boarding house.

Bill Burns Washington Murphy The Athletics Bill Washington Star

Electricity origins and amber link from ancient to modern

The article traces electricity from Theophrastus and Pliny noting amber’s attraction of light objects. It credits Dr. Gilbert of Colchester as a founder of science for systematizing ancient observations. A stray ad notes Lewis' Single Binder cigars and Peoria factory.

Theophrastus Pliny Gilbert Colchester Queen Elizabeth Lewis Peoria

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