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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Jan 04, 1935

Page

2

Fuel Food in Daily Meals

Edits by Edith M Barber discuss the role of sugars starches and fats as fuel foods while warning against overreliance. The article includes recipe fragments for preparing rice with celery and a cranberry lemon loaf, outlining ingredients and steps.

Edith M. Barber

Armadillo Portrait: Strange Texas Burrower Feeds on Insects

A playful verse describes the armadillo as a peculiar creature found from Texas southward. It notes poor eyesight, hearing, a hard bony shell, and a toothless mouth. The armadillo digs burrows, hunts insects with a sticky tongue, and tolerates stings as it forages for beetles and crickets. It also reportedly eats spiders, worms, and centipedes.

Tas Texas

Lights of Ellis Island in a fading immigration era

In 1933 a Western Newspaper Union piece recalls Ellis Island’s quieter era as ships bring fewer immigrants, yet occasional drama persists. A father chases sons at the island administration building, seeking to keep their mother detained, and various ferry tales unfold under the Goddess of Liberty.

Ellis Island Battery

Nutrition guidance for children and elderly on fats sugars and starches

The text advises limiting added sugars and fats in diets for health. It recommends natural sugar from milk and fruit, favors dried fruits over candy, and suggests fat intake varies by age with butter and oils considered similar. It emphasizes whole milk for children and proper starches through toast and porridge. It ends with a recipe for Rice Stuffing for Pork using cooked rice celery and onion.

Doughnut Recipe From 1933 Bell Syndicate

A 1933 baked and fried doughnut recipe outlines mixing shortening and sugar, beating eggs with milk, and alternating adding dry ingredients with milk and egg. Dough rounds are rolled cut and fried in deep fat at 375 degrees.

Bell Syndicate WNU

Alma County Abolishes Mole Bounty After 52 500 Killed

County commissioners say they paid 5250 in bounties for moles over the last five months at ten cents per animal. The vote ends the mole bounty program as officials tally about 52 500 moles killed.

Alma Wis

Ice in the Water Pitcher Causes Morning Worry

A gentleman complains about needing to crack ice in the water pitcher each morning. A staff response reassures him and offers to have the maid crack the ice for him thereafter.

How It Started By Jean Newton Mentor as a teacher

The term mentor, once a proper name in Greek history, became a common noun. Mentor, friend of Ulysses, educated Telemachus and earned a lasting fame as a trusted teacher and sage counselor. The piece notes how the word evolved into a praise of guidance and instruction.

Jean Newton Ulyssee Troy Telemachus Bell Syndicate WNU

My Neighbor Advice on Oven Use and Stain Removal

A 1934 tip advises keeping the loafs centered in the oven and avoiding the firebox area to prevent burning. Soak iron rust and fresh ink stains in sour milk for 12 hours, then rinse. To polish steel, mix sweet oil and turpentine with emery powder, apply, and buff with leather. Hollow bread cubes make pastry cases.

Freshmen Barred From Rouge at University of Pennsylvania

The sophomore council at the new college of liberal arts of the University of Pennsylvania bans rouge face powder and lipstick for freshmen. The rule is part of the annual hazing tradition.

Pennsylvania Philadelphia New College of Liberal Arts University of Pennsylvania

World’s longest cordwood pile spans 103 miles

A cordwood stack near Bellaire Michigan, owned by Antrim county works, is believed to be the largest in the world. The estimated 50,000 cords laid 4 feet deep would extend about 103 miles.

Bellaire Mich Antrim [Ron Works

Small Ohio line serves 14 on single circuit

The Shortin' Ridge Telephone Co. of Revenge Fairfield county seeks 1 monthly charge for 14 subscribers on one line. Proposes 35 calls included with 3 cents for excess calls. Organized in April, cost 1066, nine miles of lines and 14 instruments. Built by Sam F. MacCracken of 82 South Remington Read.

Columbus Ohio Shortin’ Ridge Telephone Co Revenge Fairfield County State Utilities Commission Sam F. MacCracken South Remington Read

Faithful German Police Dog Ends Long Vigil at Church

King the faithful German police dog who held a Sunday vigil at the church door since 1929 for his slain owner died recently in Great Falls Montana. The dog had appeared each week hoping to find its master, ending a four year watch at the door.

Great Falls Mont King

Poll Tax Proof Required for Vehicle Registration

Concord resident must show poll tax payment proof for the year before registering a motor vehicle or obtaining licenses to fish and hunt. The requirement applies to state residents seeking registration or licenses.

Concord N. H New Hampshire

Mountain That Dances Attracts Durango Visitors

Carbon mountain near Durango Colorado slipped into the Animas river valley delivering a summer show. About 5000 spectators from 41 states witnessed the moving peak. J P Channell says tourism value to Durango reached about 50000 dollars. The mountain grumbles and ejects smoke and rock during demonstrations.

Durango Colo Carbon Mountain J. P. Channell The Chamber of Commerce Channell Animas River

Absent Treatment Dialect Debates Silent Husband

Wifey and Henry clash over attention as the conversation hints at a long quarrel about listening and the idea of cultivating absence of mind. The skit unfolds with sharp marital banter and comedic timing.

Henry

Beavers Dam Cuts Off Water Supply at Camp

In Grand Marais Minnesota the C C C camp water supply was cut off by a newly built beaver dam. Workers destroyed the dam but beavers rebuilt it. Captain K C Sanders ordered a man made dam to pipe water from a reservoir. The dam leaked and beavers built nine more dams, turning the creek into a lake.

Grand Marais Minn Here K. C. Sanders

Poor Man On the Funny Side

In a taxi rushing to the theater a banter between a couple unfolds about costumes and time. He frets over dressing up and forgetting tickets while she insists he looks fine and they consider turning back.

Easy Money Secretary Converses About Mrs D's Illness

The secretary asks where Mrs D is found this morning and the doctor replies she may have a serious illness though he avoids being too definite. The exchange hints at medical concern and professional discretion.

Hateful Thing

A young wife cries upon opening the door to her husband as she reveals an insult from his mother. He learns a letter arrived for him but discovers the postscript asks her to deliver it to George, igniting a misunderstanding about the sender and recipient.

Alice George

A Shattered Romance Shows Path to Stage Ambition

A young woman declares she will rise to great heights in acting, telling her mother she wants stage and film success. Her mother approves, and they work on finishing chores as a sign of moving forward.

Answers Magazine

Grandma’s Holiday Plan Sparks Busy Travel Scene

A lighthearted note from a humorist piece describes Grandma and Tom arranging a holiday and planning a hike. The dialogue highlights the growing popularity of a favored place as many people visit.

Tom

Stuck Up First Monk and the Porcupine Joke

Comic dialogue notes a monk asking what makes Mr Porcupine conceited and a reply that everyone gets stuck on him, hinting at a humorous character exchange.

Monk Mr. Porcupine

Birthday Party Promises and a Daring Dare

Walter planned a party and his mother insisted on inviting a quarrelsome neighbor's son. He promised to invite Dick and even dared him. On party day Dick did not appear, prompting Walter's mother to question him about the invitation.

Walter

Senator Seeks Amendments to Law of Supply and Demand

A constituent challenges Senator Sorghum with the law of supply and demand. He replies that he supports presenting both sides and hopes for an amendment so the law won’t force all demand with no supply.

Sorghum

Not Funny She-Oh and the Adorable Step Exchange

A brief Kansas City Star quip notes a playful mishearing during a social moment. The exchange centers on a humorous step and a garter reference, highlighting lighthearted banter as the scene captures a casual conversation.

Kansas City

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