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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Feb 08, 1946

Page

6

Tramp Pleads For Lunch In Humorous Hospital Tale

A roadside tramp stops at a lunch stand and offers to pay with his last coins from a small pox hospital dismissal. He asks for a large beef sandwich with mustard and relish and laments the cruel world while praising the kind woman who refuses his payment and food.

Smallpox Hospital

Doctor Questions Patient About Habits Barbed Exchange

A terse dialogue pits a doctor against a patient who denies drinking smoking or relationships. The doctor declares the patient unfit company for any man or beast, closing the exchange with a sharp remark.

New block boy teased over missing toes joke

Jimmy jokes about a neighbor boy who supposedly has five toes on one foot and five on the other, a playful taunt between friends with no real harm.

Jimmy Johnny

It Grows on You Jones-Every day I look at my wife

A lighthearted exchange shows a husband noting his wife grows on him as time passes while his friend observes she looks different each day and in the morning.

Jones Smith

Table Manners City Boy and the Pitch Fork

City Boy asks to borrow a pitch fork to observe how a horse eats hay. Farmer Boy refuses, asking for the purpose. The playful exchange highlights rural humor and curiosity about farm life.

Farmer Boy

No Hope Politician Retains Democratic Identity Testimony

A quoted exchange presents a politician asserting lifelong Democratic allegiance, while a voice questions the speaker’s ambition, reflecting a partisan dynamic and public discourse on political identity.

Long Count Title Holder Versus Contender Match Tale

A boxing bout backstage humor highlights a fighter's long walk to the ring and the promise of a not-long return, illustrating the sport's tension and crowd energy. The exchange underscores readiness and showmanship before a main event.

Good Idea Joe I Worship the Ground She Walks On

dialogue snippet shows Bill and Good Idea Joe discussing a girl and her inheritance from her father. The line suggests a romantic tone and a potential bitterness about property. No clear public event or news item is present.

Joe Bill

Scottish Grief

MacTavish declares himself the chief mourner as the deceased owed him ten dollars in a grim exchange among mourners.

MacTavish

Juxtaposed Exchange Over My Girl as Fictitious

A heated exchange reveals one man accusing another of calling his partner a made up person. The other asserts she is indeed fictional. The dialogue highlights tensions over truth and identity between the two speakers.

Joe Bill

Cross Eyed Betty and Other Negro Dialect Sketches

Dialogue excerpts show Lettie teasingly noting Harry watches her when unseen. Rastus recalls passing a haunted house and encountering a ghost, and Sambo mentions a start given by Datmus. The exchange captures comic dialect and humor around folklore and relations.

Rastus

Fire department call prompts report of a fire box

A caller excitedly asks where the nearest fire box is to report a fire. A fireman confirms the station and inquiries about the location. The exchange underscores prompt emergency contact procedures.

Fire Department

A Flared Skirt for Your Dressing Table Pattern

Instructions explain cutting a flared dressing table skirt with minimal fullness at the top. The diagram guides making half a skirt pattern with fold front placement, paper measurements, and points A and C. Note cites SEWING BOOK 5 offering over thirty home projects.

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