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A collage of jokes and breezy notes from The Patoka Register lampooning aviation feats, castles of slang, marriages in autos, and social quirks. It mocks progress myths, stretches of absurd news, and declares a playful critique of modern trends with wit and local flavor.
A New Record for Altitude by Arch Hoxsey
Arch Hoxsey of the Wright team broke the world's altitude record in Los Angeles soaring to 11 474 feet in a 40 mile per hour wind. The previous mark stood at 10 499 feet set by Le Ganeux at Pau France. Hoxsey achieved the height over Venice while enduring freezing cold and strong gusts and kept climbing until surpassing the record.
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Los Angeles
Cal
Arch Hoxsey
Wright
Pau
France
Louis Paulhan
Hoxsey
Hubert Latham
Venice
le Gagneux
Roads push peace plan for rail wage settlement
Sixty one Western roads press to settle with trainmen and conductors over a new wage scale. The Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen and the Order of Railway Conductors, totaling 75 000 members, negotiate after a railroad offer of a 10 percent raise while the unions seek 15 percent. An early agreement is hoped to avert a strike.
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Wagave
Aimee Roads
Brotherhood of
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Bandit sought after Missouri Pacific train robbery
Two posses scour the woods around Northwestern junction as police in nearby towns hunt a bandit who robbed 100 passengers and shot Captain H. L. Newbold U S A on Missouri Pacific train No. 11 shortly before midnight. He may have escaped.
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Kansas City
Northwestern Junction
H. L. Newbold
Missouri Pacific
Chilean minister Anibal Cruz to be sent home aboard Delaware
The navy has designated the dreadnought Delaware to transport the late Chilean minister Anibal Cruz’s body from Washington to Valparaiso. The ship will first join winter maneuvers at Guantanamo before continuing via the Strait of Magellan.
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Washington
D. C
State Department
Navy Department
Anibal Cruz
Cherbourg
France
Guantanamo
Delaware
Valparioso
Magellan
Will Stay in Railroad Work
Memphis Tenn J T Harahan announces that though he has withdrawn from the presidency of the Illinois Central he will not be out of the service He remains a director of that and several other roads Injunction Against Cupid Spokane Wash When Margaret Perkins began work as a hoteltelephone operator the management demanded a $500 bond not to marry within six months
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Memphis
Tenn
J. T. Harahan
Illinois Central
Spokane
Wash
Margaret Perkins
Firemen Die in Chicago Packing House Blaze
Chicago Fire Chief Horan and crews perish in a packing house fire. The deadly blaze consumes the building as firefighters battle flames.
Chicago Fire Disaster Leaves City in Mourning
Windy City endures its deadliest blaze since 1893. Chief James Horan and over twenty firefighters perish as ammonia explosion tears through Nelson Morris & Co beef house and adjacent structures. Losses exceed $1.1 million. mayor orders memorials and possible explosives ban in fire zones. Recovery hampered by debris as services are planned.
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Emily
Morris & Coc
Chicago
Chicago Fire Department
James Horan
William Burroughs
Nelson Morris & Co
Seyferlich
Busse
Olympic Theater
Death of Chicago shoe magnate M. D. Wells
Moses Dwight Wells a wealthy Chicago pioneer merchant and founder of M. D. Wells & Co. shoe manufacturers is dead. He built a prominent local business and was a leading figure in the city’s mercantile scene.
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Chicago
Illinoia
Moses Dwight Wells
Corporation of M. D. Wells & Co
Birth of Daughter to Count and Countess de Lunay
A Brussels cablegram reports the birth of a daughter to Count and Countess de Lunay. The Countess is Miss Marie Louise Logan, daughter of Maj. John A. Logan.
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Youngstown
Ohio
Brussels
Belgium
Henri de Lniay
Marie Louise Logan
John A. Logan
Senate Confirms Knapp and Reports Favorable on McChord
Washington reports the Senate confirmed Knapp and issued favorable reports on McChord and Meyer while the House braces for potential turmoil when Congress reconvenes after the holidays. The episode centers on Speaker Cannon’s ruling on motions to discharge committees from further consideration of specific bills, a reform element tied to the prior rules fight.
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Senate
Knapp
McChord and Meyer
Washington, D. C
House
Congress
Cannon
Lawmakers Adopt Motion to Discharge Bill
Na the Tikes notes a rule allowing a committee to be discharged if a majority supports the motion. Insurgents oppose the discharge motion, arguing it bypasses normal procedure and weakens committee control.
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Tikes
Gettie
Rockefeller Gives $10 Million to University of Chicago
John D. Rockefeller donates ten million dollars in income bearing securities to the University of Chicago, completing a total of thirty five million dollars given since its 1880 founding and severing official ties with the institution. The funds come from his educational foundation and will be paid in ten equal installments starting January 1, 1911.
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Chicago, Ill
John D. Rockefeller
University of Chicago
General Educational Board
Rockefeller
Educational Foundation
Rebels for annexation plan in Chihuahua revolt
United States secret service agents in San Antonio report that Francisco J. Madero leads rebels aiming to free Chihuahua from Diaz rule and establish an independent government. If recognized they would seek U S admission, similar to Texas.
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San Antonio
Texas
Chihuahua
Francisco J. Madero
United States
United States Secret Service
Italian Army Corps Embarks for Tripoli from Naples
London dispatch to the Pall Mall Gazette reports an Italian army corps leaving Naples for Tripoli due to tense relations with Turkey. Etamps, France witnesses Helene Dutrien, a French aviator, fly 103.8 miles in 2 hours 35 minutes to claim world leading status among women aviators.
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Tripoli
London
Engl
Naples
Pall Mall Gazette
Turkey
Italy
Etamps
France
Madamoizelle Helene Dutrien
Acquits Lorimer of Bribe Charge in Illinois Senate
United States Senator William Lorimer of Illinois is exonerated by a Senate committee report stating there is no evidence he was bribed or involved in corrupt acts to secure his election. A minority report may be submitted later, possibly sparking a Senate debate.
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Washington, D. C
United States
William Lorimer
Illinois
Committee On Privileges and Elections
Senate
Burrows
Michigan
Lorimer
Fire causes collapse and deaths at leather plant site
A five story D. Friedlander Leather building burns in Philadelphia. While Firefighters battled the blaze the north wall collapsed burying over 40 firemen. twelve bodies recovered and 12 more believed trapped. Police and rescue crews worked to reach victims as a second collapse buried fifteen officers.
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Philadelphia
D. Friedlander Leather Company
Hames
Sol
Callabre
Troops Ready to Deploy to Cuba Amid Crisis Fears
Washington reports the United States Army is prepared to rush 5900 troops to Cuba within 36 hours to preserve peace and protect American and foreign interests as crisis indicators grow. Officials expect action potentially by February as assessments of the Cuban government worsen.
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Washington, D. C
United States Army
Cuba
War Department
Island
Republic
Officers Get Mixed Up
Memphis Tennessee detectives and U S revenue officers exchanged shots in a running pistol battle after misidentifying each other as thieves. Revenue Collector T H Baker was seriously wounded by a bullet fired by City Detective Thomas Shea.
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Memphis
Tenn
United States Revenue
T. H. Baker
Thomas Shea
Floods in Anhui Province Cause Mass Loss of Life and Famine
News from Victoria British Columbia reports the Ay meric steamship brought word of floods in Anhui China causing severe famine and affecting about 2 500 000 people. In Des Moines Iowa a million dollar suit against Western Union Telegraph company was dismissed by Judge W H McHenry.
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Victoria
British Columbia
Des Moines
W. H. McHenry
Western Unicon Telegraph Company
One Redeeming Feature in Engagement Comment Parade
The family casts doubts on the fiancée with jokes about looks money and manners until the son offers a single redeeming feature she has no relatives on earth and the father urges the match with Grab her my boy.
Ex-Gov Bob Taylor wagers on dialect with northern guest
Tennessee ex governor Bob Taylor bet a northern visitor he could not understand a southern black man's speech. They met a sunbathing man who was asked Weh he and replied Wah who, proving the dialect challenge humorous and perplexing.
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Bob Taylor
Tennessee
Taylor
Mr. Taylor
Plated Spoon In Mouth At Birth Sparks Household Secret
The wealthy family explains the silver spoon is kept in a safety vault and a cheap substitute used instead. They hint the mystery lies with their servants, suggesting distrust within the household.
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Puck
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