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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Dec 24, 1926

Page

4

Witty snippets from old newspaper quips and jokes

A collection of humor snippets referencing wars delays, flappers, aging, philosophy, laundry, cartoons, and oddities. Notable lines touch on Europe versus America in war, flapper fashion, aging by canoe, Hindu philosophy, pessimism and twins, a gunboat in Mississippi, and various humorous observations from multiple papers.

Local holiday shopping at Altoms and Patoka hardware

Local ads tout Christmas and New Year cards, silverware, Pyrex, aluminum ware, scissors and tools as gifts. Altoms advertises ladies garters bloomers gloves and collar sets while Cain’s store lures buyers with dolls, candy at 20 cents a pound and a rabbits buyback. Patoka Hardware features large aluminum percolators for one dollar.

Big Line Altoms Patoka Hd. & Furn. Co Cains Patoka Hdw. & Furn. Co

Illinois State News Roundup Wide ranging stories across state

Ill D D Lloyd city clerk of Danville dies of apoplexy. WhiteSide county board votes against dance pavilions. Four killed five injured at Standard Oil Wood River refinery explosion. Aurora Elgin passenger rates rise 15 percent pending ICC approval. Two Alton men drown in Mississippi while one tries to save the other. Heat death on a railroad near Pana. Illinois to prosecute dirty rancid cream under pure food laws. Galesburg Cottage Hospital nurses expelled after a walkout. Unmarked ballots have no effect in township election per attorney general. Carlinville man Thomas Rinaker dies of apoplexy at banquet. 29 CPAs certified by University of Illinois. Governor Small’s pardon of Ira Perry ruled illegal. Illinois road fund to receive about 3.18 million yearly. Quincy flood drenches city. sewers overwhelmed. Vernon Miles elected president of Minnot Baptist YPU. Peach crop outlook seen as record at 2.22 million bushels. Bond renewals for state officers clarified by attorney general. Rushville woman and granddaughter die in car accident. Rockford sanitary district initiative to vote in November.

D. Lloyd Danville Board of Supervisors Whiteside County Standard Oil Company of Indiana Wood River Alton Aurora and Elgin Chicago, Aurora & Elgin Illinois Commerce Commission Richard Piepert Harold Lehne Mississippi River Pana Calvin A. Neff Central Illnois Illinois J. Stanard State Department of Agriculture Galesburg Cottage Hospital Oscar F. Carlstrom Myron Mills Cass County Thomas Rinaker Carlinville Carlaville Macoupin County House Senate James T. Vosheil United States Bureau of Public Roads Middle West Quincy Vernon G. Miles Mlnnots Baptist Young People’s Union West Frankfort Mary Hardesty Cairo Ethel Gettings Dollie Davis Nilwood P. C. Newman Illinois Co-operative Crop Reporting Service Tilmois Oscar P. Carlstrom Adjt Carlos EB. Black Johanna Walker Rushville Flolse Willoughby W. H. Willoughby Ella Willoughby Rockford

Paris Legion Plans Largest Ever American Reception 1927

Paris Post No 1 members and France Department leaders move to double membership and assemble a 1500 strong reception committee for the September 1927 Paris convention. Plans include a guard of honor, information services, and travel options via varied steamship and hotel packages from about 175 to 450 dollars.

Paris American Legion Legion A. E. FR Champs Elysees Bowman Elder Indianapolis Bayné France The Department of Bayne Judge ‘Advocate United States Guard of Honor the Legion John J Wicker, Jr

Oldest American Legionnaire Claims Record in Miami

John William Boucher of the Miami post claims to be eighty one years old as the oldest Legionnaire. He began his military career in the Civil War and served until World War I, hitting the front with the Canadian Two Hundred Fifty seventh Battery and handling Big Bertha shells at seventy one. He met King George at Buckingham Palace.

American Legion Miami Post of the Legion Miami, Fla John William Boucher Post Legionnaire Boucher King George Buckingham Palace

Cen Legion Camp Opens Near Tupperlake NY

An 8,000 acre recreational center opens near Tupper Lake NY for the benefit of Legion members and their families. The camp is maintained by the Legion of New Sort under the Amy Jean Legion, Department of New York.

Cen Legion Tupperlake New York Amy Jean Legion Department of New York Legion of New Sort

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