Witty snippets from old newspaper quips and jokes
A collection of humor snippets referencing wars delays, flappers, aging, philosophy, laundry, cartoons, and oddities. Notable lines touch on Europe versus America in war, flapper fashion, aging by canoe, Hindu philosophy, pessimism and twins, a gunboat in Mississippi, and various humorous observations from multiple papers.
Local holiday shopping at Altoms and Patoka hardware
Local ads tout Christmas and New Year cards, silverware, Pyrex, aluminum ware, scissors and tools as gifts. Altoms advertises ladies garters bloomers gloves and collar sets while Cain’s store lures buyers with dolls, candy at 20 cents a pound and a rabbits buyback. Patoka Hardware features large aluminum percolators for one dollar.
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Big Line
Altoms
Patoka Hd. & Furn. Co
Cains
Patoka Hdw. & Furn. Co
Illinois State News Roundup Wide ranging stories across state
Ill D D Lloyd city clerk of Danville dies of apoplexy. WhiteSide county board votes against dance pavilions. Four killed five injured at Standard Oil Wood River refinery explosion. Aurora Elgin passenger rates rise 15 percent pending ICC approval. Two Alton men drown in Mississippi while one tries to save the other. Heat death on a railroad near Pana. Illinois to prosecute dirty rancid cream under pure food laws. Galesburg Cottage Hospital nurses expelled after a walkout. Unmarked ballots have no effect in township election per attorney general. Carlinville man Thomas Rinaker dies of apoplexy at banquet. 29 CPAs certified by University of Illinois. Governor Small’s pardon of Ira Perry ruled illegal. Illinois road fund to receive about 3.18 million yearly. Quincy flood drenches city. sewers overwhelmed. Vernon Miles elected president of Minnot Baptist YPU. Peach crop outlook seen as record at 2.22 million bushels. Bond renewals for state officers clarified by attorney general. Rushville woman and granddaughter die in car accident. Rockford sanitary district initiative to vote in November.
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D. Lloyd
Danville
Board of Supervisors
Whiteside County
Standard Oil Company of Indiana
Wood River
Alton
Aurora and Elgin
Chicago, Aurora & Elgin
Illinois Commerce Commission
Richard Piepert
Harold Lehne
Mississippi River
Pana
Calvin A. Neff
Central
Illnois
Illinois
J. Stanard
State Department of Agriculture
Galesburg Cottage Hospital
Oscar F. Carlstrom
Myron Mills
Cass County
Thomas Rinaker
Carlinville
Carlaville
Macoupin County
House
Senate
James T. Vosheil
United States Bureau of Public Roads
Middle West
Quincy
Vernon G. Miles
Mlnnots Baptist Young People’s Union
West Frankfort
Mary Hardesty
Cairo
Ethel Gettings
Dollie Davis
Nilwood
P. C. Newman
Illinois Co-operative Crop Reporting Service
Tilmois
Oscar P. Carlstrom
Adjt
Carlos EB. Black
Johanna Walker
Rushville
Flolse Willoughby
W. H. Willoughby
Ella Willoughby
Rockford
Paris Legion Plans Largest Ever American Reception 1927
Paris Post No 1 members and France Department leaders move to double membership and assemble a 1500 strong reception committee for the September 1927 Paris convention. Plans include a guard of honor, information services, and travel options via varied steamship and hotel packages from about 175 to 450 dollars.
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Paris
American Legion
Legion
A. E. FR
Champs Elysees
Bowman Elder
Indianapolis
Bayné
France
The
Department of
Bayne
Judge ‘Advocate
United States
Guard of Honor
the Legion
John J Wicker, Jr
Oldest American Legionnaire Claims Record in Miami
John William Boucher of the Miami post claims to be eighty one years old as the oldest Legionnaire. He began his military career in the Civil War and served until World War I, hitting the front with the Canadian Two Hundred Fifty seventh Battery and handling Big Bertha shells at seventy one. He met King George at Buckingham Palace.
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American Legion
Miami Post of the Legion
Miami, Fla
John William Boucher
Post
Legionnaire
Boucher
King George
Buckingham Palace
Cen Legion Camp Opens Near Tupperlake NY
An 8,000 acre recreational center opens near Tupper Lake NY for the benefit of Legion members and their families. The camp is maintained by the Legion of New Sort under the Amy Jean Legion, Department of New York.
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Cen Legion
Tupperlake
New York
Amy Jean Legion
Department of New York
Legion of New Sort
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Europe
Arkansas Gazette
Outdoor America
Louisville Times
New York American
China
Mississippi
Herrin
Detroit News
Rabbi Wise
Herald
el Paso Times
Reed
University of British Columbia
Arkansas
Cleveland Plain Dealer
University of Minnesota
Chicago Tribune
North Carolina
Harvard
Princeton
New Yorker
Ric
Centralia
Wm. Hutter Cloth. Co
Centralia Credit Association
Illinois State News
Hugh A. Bayne
American Legion News Service