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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Dec 20, 1907

Page

9

Not To Beautify Masked Chauffeur Exchange

A terse dialogue features a chauffeur explaining he wears a mask to hide his identity after striking people with his vehicle, prompting a grim exchange about disguising danger. The scene conveys a stark, noir tone with implied consequences.

Ways of William Penn and starch advice in old column

Simeon Ford quotes a Penn eulogy praising William Penn as a peacemaker who treated Indians fairly. The piece contrasts Penn’s approach with Puritans and ends with a starch advertising note praising Defiance Starch for home laundering.

William Penn Simeon Ford Penn

Husky Bee Auctioned In Old Country Tale

Granger recalls an old poem about husking bees while Townley questions the phrase. A rural midsummer memory sparks a discussion on a seasonal country tradition that neither had heard of before.

Granger Townley

Too Much Delay Dressmaker Offers Two Week Gown Wait

Miss Gibson pleads for the gown while a dressmaker says two weeks are needed. Miss Gilson warns of proposing to someone else if the delay continues. A quip from Dr. Johnson about virtue and friendship follows.

Miss Gibson Miss Gilson Tuert Johnson

Horse nettle invades Ohio pastures urges early eradication

A Breeders' Gazette correspondent warns that horse nettle Solanum carolinense spreads by underground roots and yellow berries, harming pasture and roadside beauty. It costs about 25 dollars per acre to eradicate early, requires multiple pullings, and mustard salt can help. watch for berries and burn them to prevent spread.

Ohio Breeders’ Gazette Indiana Ilinois

Farm Items On Tenancy And Land Fertility

A provincial note on farming resilience and tenant relations argues against over reliance on manure while promoting careful land use. It stresses selecting rental farms with strong landlord-tenant cooperation and cautions that tenants resist lectures and scolding from farm institute speakers.

Farmers’ Institute

Sulphur to Keep Rats Away

A farmer advises using sulphur to deter rats and mice in barns and corn storage. He claims sprinkling sulphur on floors and through stacks or loads preserves corn, protects hay and oats, and does not harm stock or bread corn. He cites personal experience of years without rodent problems.

Potato and Cabbage Fertilizer Plan

The writer describes preferred soil and approach for potatoes and cabbage. They favor sod ground manured and plowed in fall and using a specialized fertilizer blend per acre composed of 600 pounds acid phosphate 200 pounds nitrate of soda and 200 pounds nitrate of potash.

Terrible Kidney Trouble Healed By Yeah Pills

A Lake City Minnesota resident describes severe kidney illness with back pain dizziness and nerve strain. After using Deans Kidney Pills the sufferer reports complete health restoration and recommends the product sold by Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY at 65 cents a box.

Hiram Center South Oak Street Lake City Minn Dean Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo N. Y

Horses That Wouldn't Drown Folklore Tale From Albania

An Albanian tale from the Albany Evening Journal recounts a horse tied to a foot bridge that rode out floods and carried the adrift bridge downstream. After the bridge wedged on a bank the horse remained atop it, then later reappeared swimming up the stream pulling the old bridge behind.

Albany Evening Journal

Lewis' Single Binder cigar praised for quality and freshness

The piece extols Frank P. Lewis of Peoria Illinois for his Lewis' Single Binder 5c cigar as rivaling 10c brands. It notes the tin wrapped package keeps it fresh and lauds the smooth aroma and draw, with annual sales projected near 9,000,000 despite no traveling sales force.

S Frank P. Lewis Peoria Ill Lewis

Printing presses and catarrh cures in one note

Sweynheym and Pannartz, early Rome printers, faced bread shortages despite quality work. Catarrh is described as a constitutional disease. Hall's Catarrh Cure by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is promoted as a remedy with a $100 reward for a failed cure and drugstore availability at 75 cents.

Hall F. J. Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio F.J. Cheney &Co Ohi Bola

Humor in Harper's Weekly Wordplay

The dialogue features Wil lieboy and Silli man in a joke about Adam changing clothes. The quip suggests relief at a wardrobe change as a punchline, reflecting light linguistic humor from the periodical.

Willieboy Silliman Adam Harper’s Weekly

Those Delicious Lemon Pies

Advertising blurb praising OUR PIE Preparation for lemon pies. Claims easy, inexpensive use and tastiness, urging readers to buy at grocers for 10 cents and share with friends.

Depth of Speech Echoes in Hawthorne Quotation

A philosophical line asserts that the depth from which words come determines how deeply they are heard. The reflection centers on the power of origin in communication and interpretation.

Julian Hawthorne

Whisky warms cold feet in frozen car tale

A clergy man and a drummer share whiskey to beat the cold in a smoking car. The clergyman pours the whisky into his boots, hoping the drink will warm his icy feet like a hot stove as he jokes about the warm glow to come.

Curing eczema with Cuticura remedies claimed by a patient

A Selma Alabama woman describes severe facial skin eczema that resisted two doctors’ treatments before using Cuticura remedies for six months. She reports complete remission for three years and credits the products for relief.

Lizzie B. Sledge Jones Ave Selma Ala

Castoria Ad Emphasizes Safety for Infants and Children

An old advertisement urges mothers to examine every bottle of Castoria ensuring it bears the familiar marks The Use For Over 30 Years and The Kind You Have Always Bought, underscoring its safety and reliability for infants and children.

Bromo Quinine Slogan Prompts Odd Market Jingle

A fragmented clipping parodies or markets a Bromo Quinine slogan while a stray pane of text shows a pedestrian standoff with a footpad and a quip about secrecy. It also mentions Lewis' Single Binder cigars and a Peoria factory line.

Lewis’ Factory Peoria Ill

Bedale Hounds Hold Object Lesson Near Village School

At the annual Hunt meeting the Bedale Hounds gathered by a village school for an object lesson in hunting. The event aimed to instill respect for hounds and hunters among the young and reinforce safe, courteous riding and tracking practices.

Hunt Bedale Yorkshire Eng

Fragmentary Advice on Piles and Cautionary Wisdom

A fragmentary, aphoristic note urges patience and prudence in handling persistent problems. It contrasts bold action with restraint and cautions against chasing unsafe gains. The text alludes to recovering or managing bothersome issues within a two week window.

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