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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Dec 20, 1907

Page

7

Not to Beautify Masked Driver Dialogue

A film style line features Mrs Haymone asking why a chauffeur wears a mask and the chauffeur responding he wears it so people he runs over won’t recognize him. The exchange hints at danger and anonymity in a noir tone.

Ways of William Penn and starch advice featured

Simeon Ford honors William Penn calling him a man of peace who treated Indians fairly and avoided bloodshed. The piece contrasts Penn with Puritans and includes a quip that “Penn is mightier than the sword.” It then shifts to fabric care praising Defiance Starch for white goods and proper laundering for better stiffness and appearance.

William Penn Simeon Ford Penn

Husky Bee Poem Recalled By Granger And Townley

Granger quotes an old poem about husking bees while Townley wonders about the tradition. The dialogue recalls rural country life and the seasonal husking gatherings, contrasting memory with unfamiliar terms.

Granger Townley

Delay for Miss Gibson Girl Prompts Quick Gown Hint

A dressmaker answers two weeks for the gown while Miss Gibson Girl fears losing a potential match. The exchange echoes Dr. Johnson on virtue and friendship as the scene plays with social timing and propriety.

Miss Gibson Miss Gilson

Horse nettle invasion threatens Ohio pastures

A Breeders' Gazette correspondent warns of horse nettle Solanum carolinense spreading across Ohio pastures and roadsides. It spreads by yellow berries eaten by sheep and can cost up to 25 dollars per acre to eradicate. pulling and repeated removal, plus salt, are advised to control it.

Ohio Breeders’ Gazette Indiana Andllinois

Farm Items and Farming Advice Voice

The text offers aphorisms on farming discipline and tenant relations. It touches on using cattle and sheep to improve worn land, advises against overfertilizing foundations, and suggests DIY storm doors. It criticizes landlords and tenants striving to maximize land output and notes audience resistance to lectures and scolding.

Farmers’ Institute

Sulphur Fights Rats In Barns And Corn

A farmer claims sprinkling sulphur on barn floors and through corn prevents rats and mice. He says old corn remains untouched, hay and oats stay pest free, and a pound of sulphur suffices for a large barn. He asserts the method is safe for stock and the corn used for bread.

Potato and Cabbage Field Fertilization Notes

The author describes a sod ground system for potatoes and cabbage, plowed in fall and manured, using a planting fertilizer blend. For each acre, mix 600 pounds acid phosphate 200 pounds nitrate of soda and 200 pounds nitrate of potash.

Dean's Kidney Pills Advertised Cure Claim

An Illinois ad copy from Hiram Center Lake City Minnesota describes kidney trouble symptoms including back pain dizziness and nervous tension. It claims Dean's Kidney Pills cured the reader and resulted in perfect health thereafter. Sold by all dealers for 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.

Hiram Center South Oak Street Lake City Minn Dean Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo N. Y

Horses That Wouldn't Drown In Flood Time Tale

An Albanian recounts a flood tale from the east about a horse tethered to a foot bridge. The bridge and horse drifted away, later found lodged against a bank with the horse calm atop the former span. A bystander quips about the horse returning, pulling the bridge after it in a brash, humorous ending.

Albany Evening Journal

Lewis Single Binder 5c Cigar Celebrated by Peoria Producer

Frank P. Lewis of Peoria Illinois showcases the Lewis Single Binder 5c cigar praised for rich aroma and easy draw. Wrapped in tinfoil it stays fresh from factory to smoker and rivals 10c brands. Demand tops nine million cigars this year due to tobacco quality.

Frank P. Lewis Peoria Ill Lewis

Printing pioneers Sweynheym and Pannartz in Rome

A fragmented adage sparingly notes that Sweynheym and Pannartz were the first Germans to print in Rome using high quality paper and ink. It also contains a medical pitch for Hall's Catarrh Cure and related remedies, with a boast of cure trials and an address in Toledo Ohio.

Lily Sweynheym and Pannartz Rome Hall F. J. Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio F. J. Cheney &Co Ohi B. Deas

Willieboy Ponders Clothes Change Relief

Quote from Wil lieboy and Silli man in Harper's Weekly framing a joke about Adam changing his clothes as a relief. Characters named Wil lieboy and Silli man emphasized in a humorous exchange.

Willieboy Silliman Adam Harper's Weekly

Those Delicious Lemon Pies Easy to Make at Home

Advertisement touts Our PIB lemon pie mix as inexpensive and fuss free. Promotes quick steps and sharing with friends. Priced at 10 cents at grocers.

Depth of speech and hearing, a Hawthorne quote

A reflective aphorism by Julian Hawthorne on how the depth of spoken words determines how deeply they are heard. The line suggests inner meaning shapes outer reception and the power of communication.

Julian Hawthorne

Whisky Boots Warm Up Cold Feet on Train Car

In a cold smoking car a clergy man and a drummer share a flask. The clergyman, after pouring whisky into his boots, claims the drink will warm his ice cold feet, joking that whiskey poured into the boots acts like a hot stove and will make his feet glow warm.

Cuticura Cures Severe Face Eczema Claim

Mrs Lizzie B Sledge of Selma Alabama says she suffered four years from black itchy facial splotches and body eruptions diagnosed as eczema by two doctors. After using Cuticura Remedies she recovered fully over six months and has had no symptoms for three years.

Lizzie B. Sledge Jones Ave Selma Ala

Waiter, a beefsteak and more in a hurry

A hurried customer pesters a waiter with requests that reveal a lack of beefsteak and food, ending with a sharp twist as the customer sharpens a knife. The scene underscores urgency and a sheriff presence as the exchange spirals. The piece closes with a product plug for Castoria claiming decades of trusted use and the signature claim.

Evening Chatter: Brazen Foot Pad Duel Ends With Mercy

In a street scene a woman with a weapon confronts a pedestrian who deflects with humor. She lowers the weapon after an exchange, ending the incident without harm. The text also references bromide warnings and various brand slogans from the era.

Bedale Hounds Hold Object Lesson Near Village School

At a recent Hunt meeting the Bedale Hounds gathered near a village school for an object lesson in hunting. The event aimed to inspire respect for hounds and hunters among the trainees.

Hunt Bedale Yorkshire Eng

Fragmentary ad copy from Peoria Illinois appears

A damaged OCR fragment from Peoria Illinois markets various cures and products. It mentions blood or protrudes and a few product names like Lewis' Single Binder and Woolley. The text is garbled with stray phrases and unclear claims.

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