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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Aug 16, 1946

Page

6

Twain Relates Bombay Judge Attitude on Train Platform

While traveling in India Mark Twain recounts a Bombay High Court judge strutting at a railway station. A sweating Englishman asks if this is the Bombay train, and the judge retorts I am not the Station Master. The exchange underscores the judge’s self-importance.

India Mark Twain Bombay High Bombay

Hal Newhouser: Best Pitcher in Baseball in Wake of Wartime Era

A sports analysis argues Hal Newhouser of the Detroit Tigers is baseball's top pitcher. It cites his 1944 and 1945 dominance, strong 1946 prospects, and compares him with legends like Feller Chandler Hughson and other star sluggers, noting the American League's stronger depth vs the National League.

Bob Feller Spud Chandler Tex Hughson Harold Newhouser Tigers Newhouser Ted Williams Joe DiMaggio Dom DiMaggio Bobby Doerr Bill Dickey Charlie Keller Arkansas Quail Hunter Chandler Hughson Ferris Harris Trucks Kramer Hal Newhouser Ed Walsh Jack Chesbro Matty, Johnson Smokey Joe Wood Dizzy Dean Grover Alexander Lefty Grove Matty Alexander Tiger N. L Feller Johnny Mize Williams Greenberg Keller DiMaggio Carl Hubbell A. L

Walkout postponed after tense exchange at home

A heated scene ends with a husband threatening to leave his wife after a snappish argument. He vows to escape to a wild adventure in the jungle or at sea, then halts at the door and notes it’s raining as a cruel qualifier.

John

Glass cutter confusion on Connecticut country place

A New York couple buys a country home in Connecticut. A native helper misinterprets his instruction asking for a scythe and is corrected by the couple who then present a glass cutter.

Connecticut

Five Schooners Gone Down Dolliver's Neck

A violent New England coast storm battered Dolliver's Neck as Senator Dolliver of Iowa campaigned for re election. On election day his newspaper front page carried the headline reporting five schooners sunk along the dangerous reach, alarming temperance supporters among the voters.

New England Dolliver Iowa

Waiting Customer Demands Service in Busy Restaurant

A quarrel erupts as an angry customer demands immediate seating while a waitress insists patience. The dialogue captures tense dining room dynamics and the push for orderly service.

Old Timer Nervous Suitor Declares Long Interest

A jittery suitor confesses to Mr. Smith that he has watched the daughter for six years, prompting a blunt reply about his hopes and financial support. The exchange captures a cautious, old-fashioned courtship moment.

No Difference Pie Joke

A quip contrasts a waiter and a diner over pie flavor and identity. The exchange asks if the pie is peach or apple, and the waiter cannot tell, prompting the punchline that the taste cannot resolve the difference.

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