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Newspaper
Patoka Register
Location
Patoka, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Apr 28, 1950
Page
5
Nu Maid Margarine Promises Sweet Taste and Fresh Packaging
Grandma's sayings tout new Table Grade Nu Maid margarine with improved flavor and a resealed package. A contest offers $5 to Mrs. George Fuller of Jackson Mississippi or any first contributor upon publication. Address “Grandma” 109 East Pearl Street Cincinnati Ohio 2.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George Fuller
Jackson
Miss
East Pearl Street
Cincinnati
Ohio
Coke and Champagne War Roils French Ban Debate
The columnist argues France should lift a ban on Coca-Cola sales while noting parallel tensions with French wine interests and Communist critiques. He declares a Coke boycott in his New York club and urges hotels and restaurants nationwide to join, promising to publicize reprints to rally support.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
French National Assembly
France
The Men And The Sound Of Fury Star In Hollywood Notes
Hollywood figures rise as Stanley Kramer story craft drives success with The Champion The Home of the Brave and The Men. Frank Lovejoy co stars in The Sound of Fury for United Artists. Warners signs him. Jane Russell recalls her Outlaw car. Tripoli debuts feature Marshall Berle and Pat Ford. Bogart related films and casting moves refresh Beverly Hills coverage.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tanley Kramer
Hollywood
Stanley Kramer
Frank Lovejoy
Mingo
Home of the Brave
Kathleen Ryan
United Artists
Warners
Jane Russell
Ford
Howard Hughes
Tripoli
Pine- Thomas
Marshall Berle
Milton
Pat Ford
John Ford
Beverly Hills
Humphrey Bogart
Columbia
Nicholas Ray
Felix Retires and Finds New Purpose in Retirement
Felix Brendlinger, long a morning commuter to Longview, retires from Booth Gill and Dyer and struggles with feeling invisible. A return to work offers him purpose, but he chooses to remain at home tending his garden and chickens, seeking a clear conscience in retirement.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Felix Brendlinger
Mayfield
Felix
Pleasant Street
Longview
Booth, Gill and Dyer
Booth
Gill
Dyer
Mr. Gill
Dry Cows Feeding The Dry Period Boosts Next Lactation Milk
Feeding the dry cow well yields higher milk production in her next lactation. Proper nutrition during the dry period supports mammary gland recovery and peak yield after calving.
This Is Your Paper Is People Are Human
A regional paper praises newspaper staff as vital experts from many fields. It notes editors reporters, advertisers and business staff work tirelessly, balancing ethics and duty while covering events and serving the community.
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MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Board of Ordnance
Canton
Paradise
Guido
Korea
Manchuria
Portsmouth NC Once Thriving Port Now Population 18
Small population Portsmouth on North Carolina's Outer Banks has more buildings than residents. Once a thriving town of 1 000 and the state's first port of entry it now numbers 18 people. Fishing and hunting remain its industries.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Portsmouth
North Carolina
Furniture North Carolina Tops U S Wood Goods
North Carolina leads in wooden furniture production surpassing other states, with several major manufacturers boosting domestic supply and regional employment as demand grows in home decor and timber markets.
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